Dustin ⛆✈︎
@chemtrail.club
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Posting bad from my Macintosh IIci.
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When I first joined Bluesky, the other posters snuck a WWII-era skeet out of a locked cabinet in their dad’s study and let me hold it for a sec until I got too scared
10 months ago
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🔫 climp
about 4 hours ago
Seriously jingle horse we are super fucking late
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orcus
5 days ago
I want to see everything completely riddled with holes when I come back through here tomorrow
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Grobian Syboe
4 days ago
Out of curiosity I read about something I was interested in.
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Military-grade exoskeleton that just curls you up into the fetal position
6 days ago
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Lost mitten hung on fencepost as an ominous warning to other mittens.
6 days ago
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Conan Quotes⚔️
6 days ago
Conan, what is best in life?
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Jason, ex Inferis
8 days ago
Male pattern kindness
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This was, of course, a jest. I have not fathered any children, and if I had, I would certainly not bother teaching them manners.
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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Stop tarnishing my good name by associating it with my terrible deeds.
8 days ago
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Ugh, this website’s political discourse is dominated by people who can’t even name the seven directorates of the shadow government.
8 days ago
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Every day you encourage your kids to say “please” and “thank you” and they ignore you. But you accidentally say “crepuscular torpor” in front of them one time!!
8 days ago
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The professor doesn’t scritch your muzzle when he administers the injection? You’re probably just in the control group. Don’t say I’m his favorite, that’s silly.
8 days ago
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The man I sat next to on the bus was absolutely drenched from the rain, so I offered him a dry corner of my bathrobe.
9 days ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
10 days ago
A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
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Adding a “Stepped On Crunchy Leaves” column to my habit tracker.
10 days ago
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Some students say voting for class president is a joke, but they forget that the class president makes lifetime appointments to the class supreme court.
11 days ago
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In “The Fugitive” (1993), the character of The One-Armed Man is played by an actor who has two arms in real life. That’s good acting.
11 days ago
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Our country is headed in the wrong direction, and we need a mad scientist president who will attempt to modulate the vectors of plate tectonics.
11 days ago
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The Scholastic E-Book Fair is today, which e-bookmarks and e-erasers should I get this year?
11 days ago
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Sorry I got peanut butter on the Bayeux Tapestry yes I would like to continue the field trip
11 days ago
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Sometimes you will overhear one side of a phone call and wonder why the person on the other end hasn’t hung up yet.
12 days ago
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Darling, please stop using the supercomputer to perform “sentiment analysis” on my love letters.
13 days ago
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They’re covering me with a tarp for the season. See you in the spring!
14 days ago
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chris hutson
14 days ago
every instance of looney tunes violence is based on something real that the animators saw in the war
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Posting more frequently or less frequently as needed to regulate my core body temperature.
14 days ago
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mothra stewart | free link
14 days ago
using the extra hour to yearn
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The house on the corner is handing out full-sized potatoes, not just fingerling potatoes like the other houses.
16 days ago
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You don’t wear your glasses to bed? Aren’t your dreams blurry?
17 days ago
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Nurbsy
17 days ago
Signing a credit card receipt with a signet ring
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Sleepwalking into a mattress store
17 days ago
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Sorry to hear you’re having trouble sleeping. Is it because of all the terrible things that you need to be worried about?
18 days ago
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When Rose shows up without me: “Hi, Rose!” When I show up without Rose: “Where’s Rose?”
18 days ago
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9:30pm, wife says, “Let’s cook soup for tomorrow,” we get started. She chopped an onion then said, “I’m beat, need to go to bed, thanks for finishing up.” Did I just get bamboozled?
19 days ago
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Bad gateway, bad!
19 days ago
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grilled cheese 🧀
19 days ago
if you have a slot for letters in your front door you technically live inside a mailbox
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Inspiring: Two Years Ago He Left His High-Stress Corporate Job to Become a Full-Time Ominous Wail in the Forest
19 days ago
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3M has developed a new retroreflective coating that sends 99% of ill wishes straight back toward your detractors.
19 days ago
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It's The Great Pumpkin Wormhole Halloween edition
about 1 month ago
I think I ruin all my posts by posting
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mr potato
20 days ago
life really is all about perspective instead of thinking “i’m stuck in a sewer drain 😢 ” say “i’m going to meet a fireman 😃 “
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“Ill repute” implies the existence of…you know what? I’m not doing a format post. My repute is too important.
20 days ago
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I have to come clean: I’m behind all the AI chatbots. I’m answering everyone’s prompts as quickly as I can, but it’s getting to the point where I can no longer keep up.
20 days ago
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❄️ Seasonal reminder to spoonerize your idioms & bowdlerize your literature
20 days ago
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Living my life as a warning to my past self.
21 days ago
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This giant, beautiful blue orb in space is covered with a thin film of useless biological slime, but we’re not allowed to clean it because the slime is somehow “precious” and “unique in the universe.”
23 days ago
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Travis comma bitch
23 days ago
I don’t know why, but bluesky just lets me post all this stuff
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I’ve finished cooking dinner, and I’m now using my Honeywell H316 Kitchen Computer to mark the status of the big pot as “dirty”
24 days ago
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warm autumn light 🌇
24 days ago
do people know they don't have to
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My ligatures are all off today. I must have slept weird on my kerning.
24 days ago
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Sour cream, you expired yesterday, and I may expire tomorrow, but today we have each other.
24 days ago
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Much like real life, Bluesky is filled with strangers who wish me harm.
25 days ago
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