"Unfortunately, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire 28-point peace plan was eaten by a small dog."

What was Savio doing. Why leather it, just concentrate on keeping it low

“Did Nathan Gill ever say anything you disagree with in return for his bribes from a Kremlin stooge?” “Did you, in your roles as his boss, friend, mentor & party leader, ever question his full-throated support for an enemy of the UK and if not, why not?” You can have those for nothing, lads.

reporter: why did the president call a reporter piggy? leavitt: he’s honest! he says what he means! reporter: he said he wants to execute members of congress leavitt: he did not mean that.

#ManCity are expected to open contract renewal negotiations with Phil Foden soon. [Jack Gaughan, MailSport]

Sky News are running a live press conference from Reform’s deputy leader. If the deputy leader of the Lib Dem’s or the Greens did a news conference on a Monday morning would Sky cover it live? I doubt it

Excellent!!

Put your Pep knowledge to the test with our Cityzens quiz 👀🫵 🔗 www.mancity.com/feed/widget/...

Just had a Bailey’s and ice. Not for me - it’s disgusting, I ended up throwing it away. I’m having a cup of tea instead

🚨*𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗣𝗢𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗧*🚨 ⚽️𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗟𝗕 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪:- 𝗘𝗣 𝟰⚽️ 🎙️This is the 1st 10 minutes of the show, as LB is joined by @lloyd-scragg.bsky.social to reflect on the Liverpool win, Big 6 games, wingers, Nico G, full back evolution and much more! ➡️ soundcloud.com/9320pod/its-...

This was fun. I even managed to get a Chinese proverb in…. #mcfc youtube.com/watch?v=QZg4...

Of course they do….

*OUT NOW* @domfarrell.bsky.social charts #ManCity’s route from noble rags to uncomfortable riches. This is the tale of how that happened & why it matters⚽️📚👇 soccer-books.co.uk/collections/... #mcfc @bitebackpublishing.bsky.social

Play time is over for Arsenal - the Blues are back in town!

I posted this on BM on the 27th Oct “Slightly off topic but I remember when Pep was at Barca they used to take loads of short corners. Given our ineffectiveness at corners, maybe just do that. Get it down and play quick - Dias hasn’t scored since God was a boy so at least he’d save some energy”

We were brilliant today! The last thing Arsenal want is us breathing down their neck - they will be thinking ‘here we go again..’

youtu.be/szYyrTqMius?... some pre match listinging, if you’re interested #mcfc

Dreadful keeping! Compare that to how Donnarumma comes for everything

Just about to board a plane back to reality so will give this a listen, nice one

Our starting right side was Nunes and Bobb. Come on, what did we seriously think would happen? 2 years ago it was Walker and Marhez. That’s some drop off….

Villa ran all over us like they have done for the past few years at their ground Go and have a look at the last 3 times we’ve played them away and look at our midfield players - in each game the midfield has been beaten up

I doubt Savio and Bobb will finish this match. The way it’s going, they’ll be lucky to finish the half!!

Never a pen for Hearts

Bintang Blues # Bali

Just watching the Sunday Supplement - the thinking man’s writer, Johnathan Leiw, thinks Amorim is doing a ‘good job’. These people are crackers!

The game was on the plane! Result

Singapore Blues - thanks Singapore Airways!

🚨*𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗣𝗢𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗧*🚨 🍬𝗢𝗣𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗙𝗔𝗡🍬 🎙️This is the 1st 10 minutes of the show, as @howiehok3434.bsky.social chatted to Andy Smith about all things Everton, from the new stadium, to Jack, the future and more. ➡️ soundcloud.com/9320pod/eve

For Trump, the cruelty is the point.

🚨*𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗣𝗢𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗧*🚨 ⚽️𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗟𝗕 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪:- 𝗘𝗣 𝟯⚽️ 🎙️This is the 1st 10 minutes of the show, as LB is joined by @ahsannaeem.bsky.social to reflect on where City are at at the moment. Title challengers? An improving team? Has Donnarumma made us better? And much more! ➡️ soundcloud.com/9320pod/its-...

Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

BREAKING: Nico O’Reilly has been called-up to England’s senior national team squad for the first time. Congratulations, Nico! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁

I’m not being funny or owt but give me a month in charge of Rangers and I reckon I’d win at least one fucking game.

Good win. But we need goals from the wings. How Savio played 90mins is beyond me - Bobb is twice the player on current form

Goals control games. I’m not having this let’s Fanny around at 1-0 nonsense

It’s fucking Brentford(Brentford!) Are we worried about!!

I’ve just watched Pep’s interview on Sky. We are going to win the league! That interview has converted me!!

Feels like a big one today. Win and we’re in touch with the top of the table. Don’t win and we’re amongst the pack. Would have been nice to have Khusanov fit against their threat on the break.

My "American Week" for @tomswarbrick.bsky.social's programme on the UK's @lbc.co.uk. (I'm on the road, so I'm afraid there is no visualised version on YouTube this week...but give it a listen the old-fashioned way). 🎧: audioboom.com/posts/878653...

Outstanding

United Fanzine writers working for the Athletic and slagging off atmospheres at Fulham and Brentford is low. I’m glad I ditched the subscription years ago

These World Cup ticket prices may look high, but don't forget the US ones include a month-long stay in an ICE facility.

Nico Gonzalez has a habit of giving fouls away that don’t appear to be his fault - it was him who’s ‘foul’ that lead to the penalty But I’ve no real complaints - if you put your foot that high in Europe then you’re asking for it

Seems pretty straightforward when you put it like that….

Amorim has lost Neville, lost Rooney, the fanzine writers at the Athletic are upset as are the 2 cockney’s from TalkSport and the Brummie from the Overlap looks like he’s ready to cry It’s over - put them all out of their misery then rinse and repeat. It’s wonderful

This woman is everything to me

Pope had a nightmare last few minutes