Incredible stuff from Jacks and Ahmed

Fitting as there's a baseless accusation around an Islamic conspiracy from Reform - I'm off to see Morrissey tomorrow night, where he will sing the song Notre Dame

Wonder if Matt Goodwin will ever claim that Manchester runs in his blood again, the smug cunt

Very sad about this. Chris was my Dad's best mate and in 2009 after I finished uni let me doing a few days work experience at The Observer. Obviously, I didn't become a journalist but putting it on the CV helped a bit!

Any word from John Aldridge?

Is that The Parrot breathing down your neck? @thearsenal

An honour to talk about one of the all time great days on Sunday

If anything, we need *more* billionaires to tell us their views on the state of the country. What a prick.

I get the interest in that united Strand fella but fuck me he's only growing his hair. Given the airtime given to him you'd think he was on hunger strike

Now I've just consumed a pack of crayons I'm going to have a listen to Simon Jordan and Eni Aluko have a debate on Talksport

It's a shame that my job isn't to talk about Nico O'Reilly because I think I could hit my monthly target in one day thinking about yesterday

En route back from that fucking horrible town. What a result

Says all you need to know about the month we've just had when the Uzbeki Nedum Onuoha is picking up awards

I see, as ever, football fans would rather kill each other in the name of tribalism instead of realise that match going fans are having the piss taken out of them

15th time I'll be going to Anfield this weekend. Still never seen us win and I'm already looking forward to potentially fucking off at 60 minutes and 2-0 down on Sunday.

I know I'm biased and I've not heard this yet but I reckon this will be the best podcast bonus episode about City and Fulham you will hear today

Still, at least we've got another 9 years of Haaland throwing in 0/10 performances

Bobb and Ortega going within a few days - neither of them really showed enough to be starters for City but both will be remembered for iconic moments in our last title win. In a squad game chasing titles, everyone has to stand up - let's hope we see that from the squad over the next weeks & months.

Waiting to shout "Citeh!" earlier

A lot of expressions like John Millington at Swansea in The Emirates

I'm clearly rattled by a TalkSport video but it does my head in when people talk about Pep and mention Ferguson as if united weren't miles off winning the title for a few years in the 2000s. The whole Ferguson v Wenger narrative overlooks that Ranieri's Chelsea were runners up to "The Invincibles".

Wish they were putting that 10k behind the bar in Sandjeford tonight

It was great to be freezing my tits off in an away end seeing us lose tanked up on 12 quid pints with Norwegians supporting Bodo stood behind us in the away end

As you were in the league. Arsenal and Villa could have made yesterday's shitshow look even worse. Still a lot of points to be won and lost, as unlikely as success for us feels at the moment.

Really pleased that Manchester Originals have rebranded with a big fucking Elephant on the badge, see them all the time walking down Great Ancoats Street, often nipping in to Viet Shack

*thinks about how you can get Max Alleyne in a song to the tune of "Insane in the brain" by Cypress Hill*

Unbelievable decision

Watched an Exeter fans vlog of their day at City. New levels of tinpot.

Great the see TNGB get sent off before he scores a goal

I thought Amorim not playing Mainoo was the biggest issue?

Ryan McAidoo born a few weeks before City played EB Streymur

That new Morrissey song is absolutely shite

Be quite fitting if we see the return of Solskjaer just as his cricketing equivalent Zak Crawley wraps up for the winter.

"Fletcher is a fucking clown" again scans perfectly for me, play on.

Nothing like having a look at Popworld Milton Keynes Facebook page photos to try and lift my spirits in this 'conceding last minute equaliser' and 'first day back in the office tomorrow' zone of terror I'm currently in

12 ex CFA players between the two squads today. Surely that's a record?

Really tried to get "the girl who wears the Cherki shirt" going on the train on the way back from Nottingham. Absolutely no one was having it.

Wonder how Maya Jama felt on the concourse hearing the "Bacary Sagna/Jihadi John" song, which coincidentally has made a come back since Operation Shankhill started

"Do you know what an uber is?" my 13 year old nephew has asked me. Think I'm officially an old cunt

Another new George Best for us just before Christmas, what a treat. Hope he goes on to have the career of Charlie McNeill

Presumably the banter was flowing earlier between Jim White, Simon Jordan and Stefan Borson on TalkSport?

Cherki - lovely feet, terrible hair

I see united legend Wayne Rooney is talking about Salah ruining his legacy.

Can only imagine the book Simon Stone would be writing if O'Reilly played for united

Don't want to say I've been traumatised by The Ashes but I feel like we're going to get dicked even with half their team out.

Tolmie's Hairdo or Stefan Borson

Guess who's back in the news

Speaking as a bitter bastard: fucking love that its all gonna end in tears between Salah and Liverpool.

Genuinely hate Rio Ferdinand more than I've loved any City player

Should probably cancel the world cup