What a guy

Putting Mendy and Fernandes on this graphic, shocker

Easy to say when you've not quite sobered up yet, but yesterday was one of the great days following City. I'll feel like absolute shite on Wednesday when I come down from this feeling of euphoria.

Fucking hell, might get on the train to London for tomorrow now

They can *feel* The Parrot

Never seen anything like this Suryavanshi. He's the same age as my mates cat and he's hit 50 in 15 in the IPL.

First FA Cup semi final in 16 days yet we do not know who's playing on what days yet. Bunch of jokers.

Shortest Tudor spell in charge since Lady Jane Grey

Don't want to come across like I'm getting rattled by Football Banter accounts, but I've seen with Salah leaving Liverpool who the "best front 3" has been in the PL is being discussed. Debate it all you want, but for a front 6, no one touches Fernandinho, KdB, Silva, Sterling, Sane & Aguero.

First time I've ever watched an episode of "The Rest is Football" as they've done something about de Bruyne. It's absolutely fucking wank and I'm a Lineker fan.

youtu.be/YfvECa3W0Wg?... Have a listen to me talking about the 2007/08 season

youtu.be/YfvECa3W0Wg?... Have a listen to me talking about the 2007/08 season

Can only imagine the book Simon Stone would be writing if O'Reilly played for united

Went to the Co-Op tonight and didn't see any Wu on Wu, fortunately the chance of blue on blue on Sunday is high

I'd probably be a lot more positive if people stopped calling me a fat cunt

A lot of positive Bert spin out there tonight, not for me I'm afraid. Played alright and created a bit but didn't really give their keeper(s) much to think about. Read people saying they thought Cherki was great; I was watching something different. Got to win on Sunday.

First time I've wanted Liverpool to win for about a decade, set of dicks

Been out all day today on the piss for my mates 40th, we were reflecting on it being 10 years since his 30th. Funny how some things never change

I've rationalised last night that as talented as this current squad is and there's some key players who've done a bit, there's still loads of them who are inexperienced when it comes to the very top and a knockout game at Madrid is as top as it gets.

Still, at least some Cheshire farm gets raw milk exposure

Should have given Savinho the Kinsky treatment

Wonder how many minutes it'll take before the TNT Sports team will be making me crave a bit spontaneous combustion?

Was giving up my season ticket after the first 20 tonight. Like a completely different team this half

Great ball by Callum Doyle, will end up in the PL soon I'd imagine - one of the best defenders the CFA produced

I didn't think I'd be saying this after the singles he released but Morrissey's new album is actually good

I know we're getting linked to that Anderson but I think Adam Wharton is absolutely quality

All New Zealand aren't we?

"The real Spin Shady" doing a bit again, thank fuck

Undefeated and team of the tournament to then get smacked around the park in the semi final is just very South Africa

Incredible stuff from Jacks and Ahmed

Fitting as there's a baseless accusation around an Islamic conspiracy from Reform - I'm off to see Morrissey tomorrow night, where he will sing the song Notre Dame

Wonder if Matt Goodwin will ever claim that Manchester runs in his blood again, the smug cunt

Very sad about this. Chris was my Dad's best mate and in 2009 after I finished uni let me doing a few days work experience at The Observer. Obviously, I didn't become a journalist but putting it on the CV helped a bit!

Any word from John Aldridge?

Is that The Parrot breathing down your neck? @thearsenal

An honour to talk about one of the all time great days on Sunday

If anything, we need *more* billionaires to tell us their views on the state of the country. What a prick.

I get the interest in that united Strand fella but fuck me he's only growing his hair. Given the airtime given to him you'd think he was on hunger strike

Now I've just consumed a pack of crayons I'm going to have a listen to Simon Jordan and Eni Aluko have a debate on Talksport

It's a shame that my job isn't to talk about Nico O'Reilly because I think I could hit my monthly target in one day thinking about yesterday

En route back from that fucking horrible town. What a result

Says all you need to know about the month we've just had when the Uzbeki Nedum Onuoha is picking up awards

I see, as ever, football fans would rather kill each other in the name of tribalism instead of realise that match going fans are having the piss taken out of them

15th time I'll be going to Anfield this weekend. Still never seen us win and I'm already looking forward to potentially fucking off at 60 minutes and 2-0 down on Sunday.

I know I'm biased and I've not heard this yet but I reckon this will be the best podcast bonus episode about City and Fulham you will hear today

Still, at least we've got another 9 years of Haaland throwing in 0/10 performances

Bobb and Ortega going within a few days - neither of them really showed enough to be starters for City but both will be remembered for iconic moments in our last title win. In a squad game chasing titles, everyone has to stand up - let's hope we see that from the squad over the next weeks & months.

Waiting to shout "Citeh!" earlier