Gonna practice pretend talking on the phone to someone about how ICE is just a bunch of insecure babies desperate to prove to daddy that they are big tough guys because they’ve been utter failures in the rest of their lives as I walk by them at the airport.

Good thing he didn't say this about Charlie Kirk or he may actually have faced some consequences!

Someday...

Di-a-muthafuckin’-bolical.

Don’t idolize politicians or leaders. They’re human beings and flawed and they deserve your constant skepticism and critique. If you want the world to get better give up on messiahs and saviors.

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

Completely beside the point, but the way he puts his tiny wittle hands up on the big boy desk makes him look so pathetic.

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

Maybe it will a-happen a-today-ah.

Florida's about to run out of youth pastors.

Does he not remember or is this the most blatant lie ever? He was just asks about it like a day ago.

i’d like for some people to grapple with the fact that “the most important election of our lifetime,” if you actually mean it, implies that the governance period following it is also the most important governance period of our lifetime, and adjust their demands/expectations/behaviors accordingly

This guy seems pretty cool. More please!

Tell me you were an evangelical in the late 90s without telling me you were an evangelical in the late 90s.

At this point the only decent question to hesgeth is “are you willing to be one of them?” If not, why?

His scalp is rotting away and he can't risk a gust of wind revealing it.

Love bombing kids for thought crimes.

It's hard for me to psychologically accept that this is pretty much how it's always been. We can have a better world. But we can't until we all know this deep in our bones and refuse to ever let it happen again.

No congress, no constitution, and a king. What a way to celebrate 250 years.

And made life more difficult for marginalized people while making the rich richer. There should be no confusion in the future about what you get with the GOP.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Going to NOLA in April and now I have to try and get here.

My middle kid was born in october of 2016. Her entire life has been orange tinted and I HATE IT.

Didn’t expect to wake up on team John Piper today but these are strange times. Also, regarding Piper:

good lord this is delightful.

It really is either you support trans rights or you support Hitler 2.0

Why would his chiropractor call him?

Moral panics: - kids getting top surgery - D&D causing satanism - qanon - campus liberals being mean Moral crises: - Epstein and his pedophile buddies

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

“Is it Batman?” “No, it’s a scientist.” “Batman’s a scien—“ “It’s not Batman!!!”

Paging exvangelicals of all stripes. You aren’t gonna want to miss this one.

There’s so much shit going on that I hadn’t even been able to put this together.

WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders. Aluminum is an ADJUVANT. It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine. That’s it.

Wut.

The context: "Them" = another country he now can't put tariffs on. "The Country" = that country that he is allowed to destroy with embargos and such but not allowed to put tariffs on. Still not great but slightly better than what I thought he was saying from simply reading the quote.

What about my youtube viewing habits is making the algorithm believe I need post-partum depression drugs?

The same reason so many millennials are leaving evangelicalism.

He’s not wrong. It’s awesome.

If the dem nominee can’t clear this extremely low bar, we have a serious problem. This is so easy and absolutely the right thing to do.

Absolutely the hell not. Jesus Christ, YouTube.

The whole thread from my president is worth the read.

I swear to god this exact house is just down the street from me.

I'm sorry, what????

This is weaponized incompetence at a global extinction level.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

I have serious questions about what kind of consequences a person who wants to destroy the earth for profit should face.

This seems like a VERY easy thing to corroborate.

No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.