Is everyone else who has a cat doing finger guns at them and telling them to "keep it sleazy" six or seven times a day or is it just me

There are too many apps and not enough websites

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

The whole point of computers was to not be unpredictable unreliable black boxes. I'm going crazy every day. Everything that originally interested me in computers is being starved. I'm stuck in an industry where no one wants what I care about. My life is a mistake.

The subway is a miracle and you either learn to accept that you live in a society with its other users or you live life as God’s most despised pussy

Living in Alberta is fun because you'll see a neighbour put up a sign on their fence that says "Save our Schools!" and get to wonder if they mean class size or teacher pay, or if they're worried there's too many "gay books" in the library

"We have Nathan Fielder at home"-looking motherfucker

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

Mini essay I wrote about the airport. I hope you enjoy

Pharmaceutical companies concerned patients are dangerously under-medicated

My favourite Donkey Kong thing so far is being able to dress him up like an 80's prop comic

It truly is ska boy summer

Playing Mario Kart World with my wife is showing a side of myself to her I had hoped she would never see. The look she gave me when I yelled "crush baby mario's soft, undeveloped skull" while hitting him with the boombox was not one of a proud spouse. Got 1st tho

*extremely history voice* These dudes over *here* however LOVED to be attacked. It was their favourite thing!

Thoughts and prayers going out to Steve Dangle tonight

Every Canadian not in Edmonton or Toronto

Sacramentel mallort. Is that anything

This entire scene has incredible "I Think You Should Leave" energy

#GQuuuuuux machu kicked that cop right in the balls rt to kick a cop in the balls

The vending machine at the hotel in tokyo disneyland sells beer it truly is the happiest place on earth

They're just gonna come back even more annoying but fuck is it going to be awesome watching the CPC eat each other for the next few weeks

What the thousands of young Americans at Coachella think about genocide 👇👏

i read judith butler in college, realized like 80% of the bullshit in my life had to do with my willful disinterest in performing masculinity in anything like a normative way, and then did some quick extrapolations about who might have my back on that and whose back i should have in turn

Recurring champion Glenn

Donkey Kong is being forced to wear pants because of WOKE

Nashville Predators Show Up To A Game Challenge (impossible)

Not a basketball guy, initially thought "how good could it actually be?" Incredible ending

I mean, who hasn't made a regretable text when they were drunk

found the best possible campaign ad for these trying times

Everything I hear about QB changes coming from #nflfreeagency feels like Project 2025 has hit pro football

Canada needs to restart its nuclear weapons program STAT

Me at 25: "who even listens to The Tragically Hip I don't get it." Me at 35: *drunk, at karaoke, visibly crying* "THEY SHOT A MOVIE ONCE, IN MY HOMETOWN..."

I always forget was Mark Cuban one of the billionaires that tried to shoot Bernie with the heart attack gun in 2020 or not

It may just be a game that has no effect on the world, it won't stop any of the horrors coming down the pipe for the country I call home, but goddamn does it feel good to watch Canada spit in the yank's eye tonight. Oh fucking Canada #4nations

We are so irrecoverably fucked if the richest people in the world truly believe this

Fucking yanks couldn't even boo our national anthem back 😂 #4nations

How it feels turning on the news every day this year

Dead serious if Schumer held a press conference and said "hey Trump I hear you like 'em young" I think it could really salvage this whole situation

I bet in 60 days a lot more people are going to know what Chesteron’s Fence is

"Did I eat 2 metres of string last week and require emergency surgery? Maybe. Do I *rock* this cone/kerchief combo? Absolutely."

Just got this tip from an airline pilot

Eros and Thanatos

Couch has been cleared by the couch inspector

This kind of outside-the-box thinking that really gets you the big bucks

Folks plz don't do this. Jenner ain't got see your tweet but etc. etc.

I didn't know you could just executive order whatever you wanted. "This executive order states Charlie Brown had hoes." No, he didn't!

Wrote about the Democratic gerontocracy and how they'd rather watch it all burn down than let a younger generation become the voice of the party