If you've never called and listened to the message, do it. Sometimes we all need to feel not so alone and foundering, and that can happen often these days.

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox. you’re welcome to call. i hope you do. 216-361-6772.

someone in our apartment complex stole three loads of @aloxvt.vtubers.social and @purplefishbones.bsky.social’s laundry. if anyone is able to help them out with replacing stuff, details are below: alox’s kofi: ko-fi.com/aloxvt fish’s kofi: ko-fi.com/prplfishbones

I have five hours of meetings today, I feel like I should be excused from having to Do Things just on principle. Tuesday used to be my free day!

ok so i got some *more* constructive criticism from bird artists on my attempts at drawing birds. many said the legs weren’t realistic enough and i suspect they were right. i think i finally got it in this year’s calendar though, lemme know what you think

it's always interesting when conversions about horror romance arise, with even transgressive folks agreeing there is no way for the two to coexist. like it might be a fucked up romance, much like what we see in dark and gothic romance, but idk... people can get disemboweled and still have a HEA

by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography

mo picked up some Abuelita's Mexican hot chocolate tablets last week, and because I am on my period I am treating myself to two tablets dosed with whisky and topped with hot foamed half and half in my pumpkin mug. i should've taken a picture but alas, I drank half of it already

He can’t read

This inspired me

Kevin Sorbo was in his 30s and in peak physical condition (he was currently playing Hercules), and he had three strokes after he had his neck cracked by his chiropractor.

looking for information about cooking any fucking thing on the internet is such a goddamn chore now i do not want to see how many adjectives you can string together when describing Cornish game hens, I just want to know where to stick the thermometer to temp them >:(

Friendly reminder that not everyone likes to put all of their trauma on the internet (no shame to those who do) so you never really know who you're quote skeeting and what they've endured.

I’m broke again so friendly reminder I am Always open for these ❤️

kingdom hearts and undertale, probably

the cats continue to be PERSONALLY ATTACKED by daylight savings pushing their dinner time back an hour

my report writer: well, I'm usually at work by 6am, so if you want to schedule a meeting with me then- me: I say this with all the love in my heart, but there is something fundamentally wrong with you him: *sigh* yeah

today just got progressively stupider as the day went on, but when I parked myself in my (new) boss's office and told him I was there to bother him, he said "you never bother me (unlike the rest of these assholes)" so that was nice everything else was *very* stupid, though.

90 percent of good fic is written by people in thier 30s and 40s who have like two full time jobs and are juggling parent teacher conferences.

I throw open my suitcase full of burgers in front of customs and The Star Spangled Banner starts playing

i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

every year we watch Ghost Ship, which is a genuinely delightful horror/slasher movie, but the version of it that we watch is a dealer preview tape meant for video rental places. so it periodically flashes a copyright warning across the screen and it also randomly shifts into black and white.

Speeders! Help!

Liberals: I love leftist YouTubers! I’m subscribed to all of them! I get notifications on my phone whenever they post! I love being progressive! Leftists: The only leftist YouTuber allowed in my house is HBomberGuy, and I keep a gun next to my computer in case he starts making right wing noises.

I'm so tired of this year

This is what Krampus leaves for you after he stuffs your children in a sack

I propose this marketing cross-pollination

jitterbug perfume, tom robbins

every year for the last decade we've gone down to a friend's hunting cabin in southern ohio, and this is the first year we've had internet down here. i was going to keep my wifi off in the spirit of things, but I foolishly turned it on last night and got woken up this morning by work. *sigh*

Thorntail dragons join the clans of Sornieth! www1.flightrising.com/forums/ann/3... #FlightRising #Dragon #VirtualPetSite

oh my god why does leaving the house for more than a day make me so fucking anxious now This is not a high pressure event, brain. this is the chill vacation we take every year.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

What's this? WHAT'S THIS? #FlightRising #VirtualPetSite #Game

The energy i aspire to give in my comments

*watching pluribus* hasn’t vince gilligan put the city of Albuquerque through enough?!

every year my coworker depends on me to provide him with leftover Halloween candy, and normally I am happy to oblige him, but mo says I should tell him that leftover candy is for people who show up at or before 9am

"We feel like we're doing all the talking here" OH MY GOD Plur1bus is great. This is amazing.

Le spouse when I claim to have salted things while cooking dinner:

if I stand in front of turtle with my back to her this actually seems to work well at making her feel both safe and unperceivable, which seem to be crucial aspects if getting her to eat actual food and not just dust bunnies. i love owning cats

‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’ It was originally ‘ekename.’ ‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.” Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it. Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'

feeding my cats every day is like the fucking fox/chicken/grain puzzle. can't put gus and Percy too close together or Percy will eat all of gus's food and throw up can't feed turtle on the same floor as the boys because if she sees gus she'll run away

A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF! Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!

asking an artist you don't know to fix something in a commission is like "excuse me, if it's not too much trouble- and if it is, please beat me to death with hammers- could you redo this section? again, of course, I am happy to provide a hammer if needed, no worries otherwise, thanks!" 😔

*deep breath* Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Today.