normies cannot tell the difference between an ADHD Moment and a Stoner Moment

I think I'm actually going insane finally I keep becoming convinced literally any sound I hear is mice in the walls

my rubber trees have hardly grown at all which sucks because that was supposed to pay for all the other schemes I have in the works

being the only mf on the bus is so sick. it feels like me and the bus driver both just got bloodwork at the hospital and are going home now

Poet, musician, and software engineer nori li, here as @nori.gay, has died. She was phenomenally talented and dearly loved 💜 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

the crazy thing is they think they've actually earned all these Very Serious accolades. I wanna study these dudes.

sitting on the roof reflecting on how much I hate cisgender anthropologists

if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"

it's kinda sick being hard of hearing I can use the blender late at night without it being loud and disturbing people

The implicit assumption that white rural voters are the *real* voice of the masses, while the people who live around the major population centers (ie the majority of the country) are out of touch degenerates remains an unshakable feature of punditry. Truly nasty work

"kids size beer" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe a really small beer you might give to a child if I child could drink beer.

autonomic testing concept: smoke a tremendously long bong rip and then measure how long it takes for your heart rate to return to baseline

If grocery stores have money to pay for added security then they have money/goods to donate to hungry citizens. The ppl in their neighborhoods have kept their stores profitable. #snap

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

I've started going out for coffee occasionally as a way to combat the agoraphobia

these devils are playing childish games with my income

my top 10 directors 1. werner herzog 2. rashid nugmanov 3 wong kar wai 4 david lynch 5 denis villenueve 6 the coen brothers 7 stanley kubrick 8 ridley scott 9 frederico fellini 10 francois truffaut

the coalition of transphobia and e.g vax denial is no coincidence: reactionaries are hateful of the idea that we know our own maladies and medicines. they refuse to acknowledge their own inevitable suffering and death, and so force us to obey their abusive nihilistic delusions. denial into the abyss

our public health crisis is in part caused by the complete decoupling of medicine as “knowing when you are sick and when you are healed” and “making peace with suffering and death” from medicine as commodity and as public health policy. nihilists rule medicine and doctors have contempt for patients.

If judges can refuse to officiate gay weddings, gay defendants should be able to refuse to be heard by those judges. If they can’t be compelled to perform the most heteronormative of functions, why would anyone believe they are capable of putting their biases aside for something with higher stakes?

Withholding food is violence. Withholding food is violence. Withholding food is violence. Withholding food is violence. Withholding food is violence. Withholding food is violence. Withholding food is violence. Withholding food is violence. Withholding food is violence.

crime should be legal if you can prove you tried going legit first

some of y'all took "trans women don't owe you femininity" to mean "trans women are grotesque and mannish" but woke

I think cis people are conspiring to prevent me from being able to make money

make it stop

delivery app drivers that actually get assigned orders aren't working class

the wright brothers should have invented a train planes aren't that cool

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

is there anyone left from the transplants who hasn't been canceled for nazism and/or being a pervert

ate an entire bird last night now it's time for some doordash let's get this fucking weed adidas and mutual aid money

can you actually make money doordashing or is it like all these other gig apps where they never actually give you any gigs

I'm thinking about signing up for doordash as a bicycle courier and then delivering on foot I'm not sure how how quickly I'd get caught

I've been storing my huge bag of shake upright and it became highly stratified and I've finally smoked through the leaf layer

it's funny how much big science will malign weed but publish tons of bogus studies about wine being good for you

i could fix hunter biden

graham platner be like no guys I just really like the 19th century prussian Totenkopfhusaren

having good hearing is life on easy mode

donald trump should make the new east wing the skull room from cobra verde

ultralight backpacking pisses me off so much

based fuck iceland

I have a friend that can blow smoke squares

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bouncing up and down again

boobs by rudyard kipling

I'm always paranoid about getting pernicious anemia. if it's pernicious how would I even know

I honestly don't care that they're making the white house look even uglier. that dump should have been torn down for a large panel system building years ago

I seem to have developed a phobia of replying to text messages which is making it really fucking hard to maintain lines of communication with my various plugs

these luckin moutai coffees are lowkey addictive

being trans tbh