Welcome to Heaven, Dr. Jane Goodall. You made the world a better place.

pete hegseth really called in every single general from around the world and said 'no fat chicks'

Please everyone in #WarRavagedPortland post your best photographs of the devastation there so that you will not suffer alone!!

The Voodoo Doughnuts has been captured. We fear Powell's City of Books could be next

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Podcast is up! Give a listen :) Episode 3: Jackie and Irvin are Rude about Haters, Jackie accidentally on purpose bashes astrology, tries to ban all Scorpios, and generally runs amuck. We talk about the importance of sleep, our own hypocrisy, and how everyone should watch our ads. It’s special!

Feeling anxious; gonna play piano about it.

im getting really tired of everything being bad bc like 12 ppl can't fill the hole in their hearts despite being billionaires

We had the best time with @ajjacobs.bsky.social who is a very specific verb: he is a TREASURE Come watch to find out what Irvin feels and what AJ would do with a million dollars, also to watch Jackie get so excited she waves her hands around in the air m.youtube.com/watch?featur...

@dups.ca oh my gosh! Hey you! It’s been a jillion years do fun to see you pop up on this platform :)

First interview is up for new podcast! Woot!

Carlos is my cousin 🤣

HELP I NEED THIS

Guys guys guys I just replaced my refrigerator bulb, which has been out for weeks, ALL BY MYSELF and it WORKS NOW Let there be light! Zuuuuuuuul etc No but really I did all the steps, remembered things For someone with ADHD this is like getting your diploma or such I mean, I WANT APPLAUSE 👏🏼

Definitely my offspring

When you wake up in the morning and decide your tray table would be improved by having something obscenely cute on it, nothing to see here, just a typical Sunday at my house #snoopy #acrylicpainting

First podcast episode is live! Jackie & Iván Are Accidentally in Charge, please check it out. www.podbean.com/wlpi/pbblog-...

First human beings abducted and trafficked into a concentration camp arrived at Alligator Auschwitz. There. I fixed it.

I would venture to say that the only thing I 100% know that every one of us will need is to carve out some time in the next few days to be with your people. online or offline. to scream about it or to distract yourself from it. to call reps or to play board games. just to remember you aren’t alone

Here we are in the “Find Out Phase.”

I'm already seeing centrists and leftists sniping at each other but the blame for this is 100% on the Republicans. This is what they do with power and it is imperative that we work together to keep them as far from it as possible, forever.

Well, I guess they just declared war on us, but it was either that or having a Black character in Star Wars

This is how I feel right now:

Hell is empty and all the devils are here

Tomorrow, as we enjoy our #July4 BBQ, remember farm workers are harvesting in sweltering in dangerous heat - while being terrorized by ICE. Today's highs are projected at: Arvin CA 105° Fresno CA 103° Coachella CA 105° Yuma AZ 105° #WeFeedYou

we are all so very tired

Trans march SF From Stonewall to Palestine Resistance is not a crime

@kerrygorgone.bsky.social this is about the podcast that @chrisbrogan.bsky.social is forever banned from, because of what he did. You, however, are lovely and not banned. Unless you want to be. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8SA...

@chrisbrogan.bsky.social has been officially banned from my podcast, he knows what he did Everyone else is still invited #oopsweareinchargepod 2025 launches next week

@jmanty.bsky.social jiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllll #usguys #reunion

@drsids.bsky.social hiiii #usguys party time 🥳

Announcing the coolest funniest podcast you never heard of: Jackie & Irvin are Accidentally in Charge First episodes drop next week!

@curiouslychase.com #usguys revival??? Lots of us on here!

@houseofbrew.bsky.social you dude!! Omg it’s been ages #usguts revival

@thetysullivan.bsky.social TY we are #ringingthetribalbell 🤣 #usguys revival time

@dvinmsm.bsky.social let’s go revive #usguys

Just got a real look at my kid’s stickers on her school Chromebook, and am slain This is 🔥 I’m so proud of my offspring :)

Yes

#theBeeAt3 Basic bee facts every day at 3pm. # 143 On leaving the nest for the first time female #bumblebee workers thoroughly survey the surrounding landscape on long looping exploratory flights; stopping often to ‘sample’ #flowers until they discover a favourite patch. #bees #nature 🐝🌍

New book 📕

This!!!

He is rather photogenic #hazelnutkitty

My kind if list

My baby. He’s right at home now, anc boy did I need him. Just didn’t know it

I’m so proud of these

My advice to trans people, get out while you can. It won't get better within at least two decades and most likely will only get worse. Your job is solely to survive. nonprofitquarterly.org/trans-refuge...

ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds. He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings. He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights. This is political intimidation.

Baking cookie for no reason at all +10 would recommend

This is going to troll my kids so hard