to fix the economy, we must make improvements that result in conditions where people are more willing and able to go out and pop their fuckin pussies

One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention” Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.

A good cheat sheet for shopping Canadian

THAT’S MY BEST NEW ARTIST

the spread of misinformation on bluesky is really quite harrowing. always feed your cat every time he meows. he has never been fed. he is starving.

First Spotify Wrapped on Bluesky let's gooooooooooo

Very excited that we've been gifted a whole new platform on which to spam our Spotify Wrapped whenever they determine we're worthy of it.

The South Korean National Assembly has voted to block President Yoon Suk Yeol’s martial law declaration with a majority vote, with 190 lawmakers in the 300-seat assembly in favor. By law, Yoon must comply. Follow live updates:

“Crack open a cold one — it’s Friday once again.” -Jon Bois

Using my tiny following here to come out as someone who thinks Anora is overrated.

might start posting links to songs I like on here, no commentary, just vibes.

joe biden needs to spend every second of his lame duck presidency working to pack the white house with increasingly violent dogs

The last three+ years have been like this over and over. If you're wondering why the election is so damn close, this is one (not the only) reason why. When you do good stuff, *tell people about it*.

I don’t have any memory of the Trump administration being a good time. And I think I have a pretty detailed memory from the inauguration crowd photos freak out and the travel bans all the way through the pandemic and January 6th.

I completely forgot about the existence of this app in general until today

nothing more satisfying than thrifting a pair of trousers off of eBay, trying them on, and discovering that they fit perfectly no tailoring needed

All power to our WGA comrades for sparing us a Lauren Boebert theater-handy SNL sketch

In awe of this joke.