in the three days leading up to 9/11, a statistically anomalous amount of airline shorts were placed. How anomalous? Hundreds of millions of dollars anomalous. On United and American.

I have questions. Why were they cremated? You'd think the families of these soldiers would want to have their sons mortal remains. Was this done to, oh i dunno, maybe hide something?

Tankies are shitheads. That is all.

I ALSO CAST X OUTAGE!!!!

I cast shrink penis.

People were just as whorish back then as they are now. It just sounded nicer. For example: "tipping the velvet".

Went to Slow's with my brother for my birthday dinner, saw a couple in a Purple Cybertruck. Imagine owning the barneytruck. How much shit must these people get on a daily basis.

Alfredo Bowman probably one of the shittier things to happen to African-Americans. he's right up there with Umar Johnson.

for those of us in the Armenian-American diaspora: if you don't know, ask. I'll recite it from memory if need be.

Anyone know the reason why it's been delisted? I have a copy on my PC.

Joseph did a good job here. Most people will just draw him chuffing on any old stick, Columbo liked Candelas, which at the time weren't all that pricey because oxidation hasn't set into the leaf yet, longer you cure the tobacco the pricier it gets.

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

not surprisingly this is what many radio markets are like now that it's all just owned by WeHeartMedia.

I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.

I never wanna see another ham or prime rib roast as long as I am capable of drawing breath. Happy Christmas. Goodnight. SKSK.

Even as they appropriate Santa for racism, the ICE app is filled with reviews from sad people who self deported and never got paid bc above all else, these fuckers are lying grifters.

NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY permanent street name

35 years of life on this planet and I've yet to have a diet soda that tastes good. They all taste awful.

my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast

me when it happens

Or you can get the game off the Internet Archive and not pay ZA/UM's zombie one red cent. 🏴‍☠️

WOOP WOOP MOTHERFUCKER

Preparing for tonight’s party. Today’s menu would be Palomas, Cantaritos , Micheladas , El Diablo ( The Devil ) and last but not least Sunrise Sparkling Mimosas 🤙🏽

Pretty sure something in my knee is torn or broken but I can't get medical treatment until after Christmas because if I miss work my family goes cold and hungry. Capitalism sucks.

Jucika Prepares for the Ball (Sound design by hypnadot on NG)

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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

EENEY MEENY MINEY MOE I WONDER WHERE MY GLOVE WILL GO

"why do so many men like buff women?" Linda Hamilton.

Right now there's a group of folks who want to buy up the abandoned twitter trademarks so they can relaunch the site. Thing is, Elon will try to stop people from hearing about this one way or another. twitter.new

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As of some point later today, I will have spent more time with my dad dead than I did with him alive. I miss him so much that it still hurts. I ask all of you this, in his honor: learn the symptoms of a heart attack (and how they present in women! even if you’re not a woman!). It might save a life.

The heart attack that took my dad was so sudden and intense that we had no chance of saving him, but plenty of people die from heart attacks that could have been survivable if someone knew the lesser known symptoms. It’s my greatest hope that by sharing this every year, I can spare someone’s life.

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Some women can't produce testosterone due to a genetic defect. Same problem can happen to men who can't produce estrogen to keep their sperm cells viable.

Video Kojima should go on the Adam Friedland Show.

Would you make me a sandwich?

People should post this dog instead of that Norman Rockwell guy

disabled people deserve a good life, whether they can work or not

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

There's a reason why public hangings don't happen anymore. People would fuck up the drop tables and the hangings would become rope assisted beheadings. Joe Lonsdale is a dumbfuck.

Fucked around and wrote a scathing letter to the mental hospital I was confined to about them not having enough nurses to staff the place correctly. Thanks, coffee.

Y'ever notice how coupons are becoming harder to come by? It's because most Grocers have data-broker apps that track what you buy in exchange for discounts. (Kroger and Meijer are examples of this.)

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