Borders also keep you in. I'm sorry you had to learn this way.

Me, upon entering any room:

Yes. It's climate change.

kind of seems like the people saying data center energy use is overstated were full of shit

Think of all the majestic bombs we’d be missing if they let Schwarber walk.

Oh, Kyle Schwarber too. He made the club.

Most people would look upon a sentient toe fungus in disgust

So, yesterday the US set a new March temperature record of 110 degrees, beating the old record by two degrees. Today the US set a new March temperature record of 112 degrees, beating the new record by two degrees and the old one by four degrees.

It’s not supposed to make money in the first place apwu.org/news/us-mail...

Walker to long relief once Wheeler returns

RIP to Chuck Norris, who actually died 5 years ago, but Death was too afraid to tell him.

The Phillies have announced the following exciting changes coming to the ballpark this season: No more hot dogs, Ashburn Alley has been renamed Palantir Technologies Way, and the Phanatic has been replaced by Blooper.

Fuck Ryan Hughes and fuck Ghost You're from West Chester, you grasping bitch, you should fucking know better

I wrote about the Phillies’ annoying decision to rename Harry the K’s at Citizens Bank Park: open.substack.com/pub/broadstr...

Anyone else think it's highly inappropriate for the defense secretary to say "in the name of Jesus Christ" while he's doing a briefing about the U.S. killing people?

Here it is you ungrateful perverts, the first ever PHILLY BROADCASTER MADNESS Google drive link: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Awful. A teenager, dead by suicide in an ICE detention center. There is now a crisis of suicide inside the detention system; I have never seen anything like it. Suicide has happened before, but they were very rare. This is the third or fourth this year.

I remember having an epiphany at a Census Bureau stakeholder meeting that united business and academics: Scientists use jargon to condense complicated concepts; business people use jargon to inflate simple ones.

Hey @treblaw.bsky.social a little help here?

CLIMATE CHANGE…

Jaworski not looking too good these days.

Today and tomorrow only, grant funding will match any donations made. You know what to do. fundraisers.eaglesautismfoundation.org/philly-santa...

Ironic they named an artery after a guy who died because his got opened

"People familiar with the matter said the Trump administration, which has cracked down on illegal immigration, was concerned about the number of Latin Americans using Italian passports to enter the US visa-free, and then staying permanently." www.ft.com/content/1ec4...

Call it the “Gay of Hormuz” and then they’ll try banning it.

Skinniest horse I’ve ever seen, I’d ask for my money back.

Severe Weather Discussion for Monday

Search your camera roll for Hell

Boston Bees and LA Tyrants would be on order from DHGate

Doink-Doink-Doink That’s a goal

it’s unreal how these grown-ass men had no problem destroying untold lives with chatGPT but go crying to a judge when people make fun of them online

It is hard to overstate, for non-lawyers, just how milquetoast the ABA is in normal times. It’s supposed to be boring insurance lawyers leading workshops with boring tax lawyers, trying to drum up business. A pissed off ABA is like dentists manning the barricades and singing Le Marseillaise.

Fools: "My vote doesn't matter" Reality: Your vote could flip a deep Red seat Blue

My senator, @fetterman.senate.gov. This image is PERFECT.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

NEWS: Congress is close to passing what could be a massive new bipartisan housing law with a lot of support. Obstacles? Trump and a hard-right faction of Republicans. www.njspotlightnews.org/2026/03/in-r... @njspotlightnews.org

Walking talking hemorrhoid

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March 11 Video: From Warm Storms to Snow

Trump 47

Half this app is bemoaning the fact that pizza hut no longer gives kids free pizza for doing a summer reading challenge but seriously check with your local library because ours gives out free zoo tickets and minor league baseball tickets for their summer reading prizes which is a much better deal.

Could it be, this Friday is when it happens?

We’re being governed by a sundowning grifter, who has surrounded himself with such pathetic assclowns that they’ll get blisters before telling him the ugly ass Florsheims he bought them don’t fit

Normally, U.S. presidents has very little direct control over the cost of gasoline. But this time, we can draw a direct line from the clown in the Oval Office to our current fuel prices. Trump is directly and solely responsible.

I trust Nola with our fate more than Trump and his lackeys.

5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open. Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.

I scheduled a colon resection (diverticulitis) and then put it off for 6mo. After surgery (which thankfully went well), surgeon said they found an abscess I had no idea about. If I had put it off again, which I had considered due to sick time worries, I could’ve died. 🤷‍♂️

Qatar Minster of education Lolwah bint Rashid Al Khater to the US: “…we just need you to leave us alone. To stop igniting wars so that weapons’ companies can make more money. We need you to Stop Bombing Schools, to stop trafficking and raping little kids.”