Sorry, was doing the garden for my wife today. How did the Phillies do?

Elmo DID fix the Phillies!

The Phillies cause the large majority of my mental health issues

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

The decision marks a significant and terrifying moment in our democracy as the court allowed an election to be cancelled after its completion.

Fuck this guy. Can't wait until he drops dead. The world will immediately be a better place.

Flyers packing up the Penguins is what I will take with me into this offseason. Good pieces are in place. Time to build on it.

Gotta take advantage of the steroid rage. Cmon boys!

This crew sucks donkey dick

Just fucking weaker and weaker penalties

Refs can’t even hide it.

Zee-GRAS

These fucking refs are ridiculous

Refs 1, Flyers 0

Two fucking posts

Did Painter’s arm get ripped off and they sewed Walker’s on as replacement?

America 2: Electric Bugaboo

Stott?

Why can’t we get what we all deserve and TMac hauls off and punches Davis right in his balls?

What if Hinckley did the job right.

Yeah, and that’s kind of the problem. They vastly underestimated the stupidity, anger & hatred of the average American.

“To Serve and Protect”

What I love about TK is that, even when he's not producing, he adds value. He's a pest. He never stops moving. He's a willing, albeit inconsistent, defender. He's a playmaker. But it's the POs. He's lamented these last 8 years of futility only to get to the POs and do nothing.

My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now

Does the NHL publish the ref teams for the games? Would love to know if this asshole will be doing any games in Philly.

Just absolute bullshit

If they can get the third goal, game is theirs. If they can’t, the way Carolina moves in the puck in their offensive zone, 😬

Anemic.

Sanheim, quality backup goalie.

Good kill

They look slower and more hesitant already. 😕

That is a bullshit call. Dude had York’s stick in his pit, wouldn’t let go.

Keep up that pressure, boys!

DRYSDALE ON THE POWER PLAY!!!!

Let’s fucking go, fellas.

Post your Met Gala outfit, wrong answers only:

I too am 4 69

This article isn't a story about poor farmers being pushed out. It's a story about millionaires liquidating their least profitable asset (a dairy herd) to shore up their financial position. While still keeping most of their income-generating asset wealth intact.

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Stott?

Hi! I'd like to write about the measures people are taking to make sure the upcoming Sixers games in Philly aren't full of NY fans. Have you turned down crazy offers for your tickets? Dipping into savings to buy one? Skipping work to be there? If you'd like to share, I'm at [email protected]

Philly teams may not advance any further in the playoffs, but eliminating the Penguins and Celtics in the same week as professional sports trolls? Oh, we’ve prayed for days like this.

Power corrupts, etc.

I hate this asshole SO much…

A friend's dad is missing in NE Philly. Please share