you should watch this because pallas is in it

the American century of humiliation is in full swing

why do gen xers TALK like that

I was literally just thinking “it must be ameriboos”

intentionally became important at work and it’s roughly even between ruining my life and making it better

/ THOSE BLOBS R OVER U NOW ARENT THEY / 54 DEGREES / THESE BLOBS WILL CONTINUE 2 FLOW OVER U UNTIL ~9 OR ~10 AM / & 1NCE THEYRE GONE / A SKYBLOBLESSENING / IN2 A MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS DAY / O ISNT THAT SO SPESH / SPESH ENOUGH 4 U 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?

Grilling Platner in a “Hot Ones” -style interview format but instead of wings it’s just different color crayons

CRITICAL SUPPORT TO THE CANADIAN BLUE JAYS IN THEIR WAR AGAINST THE LO$ KLANGELES DODGERS

Go Jays I hate the Dodgers

maybe the problem with toronto sports is just toronto because montreal or vancouver wouldve gone crazy

the jewish homeland is in alberta

American football is just 3 hours of set pieces so it’s no surprise midwesterners are predisposed to enjoying these kinds of perversions.

its not an episode if it NEVER FUCKING ENDS IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS

world series by county usa: 118 canada: 2 everyone else: 0 TAKJE THAT LOSERS

canada in the #worldseries and bitches say it not internatonal

Aliuce

anyone remember that song that goes around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around th

[email protected] post those bird pictures you sent me

jart larg thar garm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [inhales] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [inhales] FUCK [inhales] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[coughs,inhales]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[quick breath]FUCKING SHIT[breathes in and out] FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- she used the money to fund her transition

I'm sorry pretty Dutch boy 😔

i got added to a "bad takes on ukraine" list for this

Italian-Americans who stan Columbus are so embarrassing, even by the standards of Italian-Americans, a people prone to embarrassing conduct. Like, be weirdly off putting about the merits of various pasta shapes like the rest of us, good god.

百合シチュ　86日目 ファッションギャップのあるカップル #創作百合 #百合シチュ101 Fashion gap couple

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

What'd you do over the weekend? Public Works began resurfacing the street in front of the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense

the poopalo pees and their quarterback washed smellen

every day I wake up and try so hard to feel something

more like boob sky haha

It’s so funny that 10 years out from Gamergate, the reserve supplies of “REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU” rage bait have been so depleted that the poor bastards still mainlining that shit daily have to settle for “Cracker Barrel Logo Redesign” and pretend like that shit hits the same

anyone else FUCK

I’m cringe. And I’m not free

cum nooddles

don't shit before you fart #confucious

Reddit big chungus drumpf whatever is popular on bluesky rn your liberalism will lead to your death under capitalism as you are forgotten by the ruling class you worship.

I'm too hungover what app is this

We are almost ready for campaign for global communism 2: this time it’s personal

oomf from highschool liking my poasts and I've taken 50 points of psychic damage

BITCHES LOVE MY PUPPY STYLE

sapphic on that dick

I got locked on twitter for saying I'm gonna kill myself over the devers trade

when I'm down I say: I'm really gonna do it this time when I'm up I say: bitches love my puppy style

Inb4 someone yells at me for saying “communist country” Led by communists They were socialist No country can be communist Actually they were state capitalist Etc blah blah blah

just remembered bluesky exists as a place I can depression post with nobody relevant seeing it

heh. more like... boob sky!!

I found another very important cryptic message on my iPhone that I apparently made sometime in the night

PROMOTIONS ARE STUPID NIGHT By the Winston-Salem Dash!! Tonight, during Promotions are Stupid Night, we'll have no giveaways, no specialty food items, nothing crazy on the videoboard... JUST BASEBALL as the Winston-Salem Dash!