I am also in the suit cause I’m going to a funeral that I knew was eventually coming so I’m not torn up. Sarah is here too.

27 lbs later Left was in sept of last year

RIP Brian Bluhm

neVer forgeT

Starting to think this Trump guy might be a bad egg

race communism is when IMS lifts the local TV blackout

The people left at the top think all of this gets them to the actual Biblical apocalypse and they'll be able to skip off to Paradise.

not just video of a woman being murdered but a video he got from what used to be called rotten dot com!

You can probably read the temperature in the room to know how much you fucked up when Tim Pool jumps off the train

Just gonna have to wear my Skechers to the track, MJ gonna have to understand if he catch me slacking

Bubba wrecked but it won’t put a damper on this weekend. Sarah’s dad has been watching the sport since Petty and Pearson were young cats. Battled through an aneurysm and prostate cancer in the last year. He got to meet some of the people he’s admired in this sport a long time.

Hi @denverr.bsky.social

Here's who I hope wins the Minnesota senate primary

Even year Daniel Dye strikes again

Here I am to shill you 3 months of Spotify for free. open.spotify.com/referral/003...

Tifosi welfare check in

Also 2 out of my last 5 skeets are about piss

Thanks piss tracker

Hadn’t been drinking really since the second week of January but I picked a hell if a weekend to hop on the wagon again

NOTHIN BUT A GOOD TIME AND I CHUGGED A GLASS OF PISS

And when the extinguisher did arrive he’s casually spraying down the passenger side instead of the fire outside the driver’s window

They ran over there with no extinguisher, then the next guy didn’t bring one meanwhile Ty is getting out and if he wasn’t a smooth 5’4” he might have been in trouble

Yours & w’s bush

Where were you when you found out Brian Vickers is in twin flames

Because baby tonight The bj got me finishing early again

Love me a bj

Okay this is pretty solid at least

Not the point but why does Matt Tifft need a podcast to begin with

For those that need context

I’m not sure why Matt Tift didn’t edit that section out of his podcast but uh

Gluck saying Joey Logano is undefeated as a bald still got me chuckling today

Get all 9 of them together at once and have Saleh yell LET OUR POWERS COMBINE

And then you just see the big hand from modern marvels screw the lightbulb in out of nowhere

Practice safe sex this weekend because 9 months from now instead of worrying about the Chase for the Cup, you’ll be worried about the Chase for the Crib

I made plans for Valentine’s Day on 12/26, I call that adulting now

I respect him keeping it off of streaming but goddamn this is my get shit done song

Lajoie mustache vs Blaney mustache

It’s that mustache

Corey Lajoie was playing with house money and found a way to file for chapter 11 bankruptcy

Didn’t have a way to listen to practice on FS1, but hearing Mike Joy doesn’t sound like his usual self?

“My performance was prerecorded but performed live! Not lip syncing” Okay but you know we know they’re the same thing right

One of the guys who's playing the TPUSA halftime thing posted something on his social media accounts about it, and the way he words this makes me think he believes that this is the real Super Bowl halftime show. Lol

I should call her

If I send you this pic, just know you know what it means

If you watched what he just watched for 3 hours, I would be too

I think if my uncle were still alive today, he would’ve severed his lifetime nra membership by now. And by “now,” I really mean at any point within the last ten years. Towards the end of his life he really was becoming disillusioned with the organization.

Garg

Lattakarbonfivva

Buttmogged is such a funny word