Boy this live resin gummy was a great way to end my t break Currently getting my ass beat

I skeet all my sex jokes here cause I’m not held to a high standard with low self esteem

Laguna Seca? More like LaGOONa Seca -logs back out-

Almost busted my ass on 50% loose in an arca car in career mode. How I didn’t wreck is beyond me

dot WHAT

Is the bluesky NASCAR 25 community cool and accepting and not pissing on the floor cause stuff isn’t in the game day one

Main takeaway from the Ed gein show on Netflix: You suck cocks, cocksucker

Me off a rum and coke: oh I’ve been attracted to Nicole Kidman a long time

Me watching the opening sequence to Babygirl

Now that’s a good release

I haven’t had a bad bojangles sausage biscuit yet, mein gott

Taylor/Charli is just Kendrick/Drake for the la croix and a sweatshirt on the weekends crowd

Here ya go

NASCAR iRacing Series at Kansas @philenespanol.bsky.social's spirit was with me today, my best race of the season. Raced from 11th to the lead by lap 50, but lost it a turn later when my car broke loose without warning. Dropped through the field but clawed back to 4th by the finish. S: P11 F: P4

Elizabeth sleeping with that sleaze in season 10

AND Nexstar.

I’ve been railing against Sinclair Broadcasting for years. It will not stop

@tomengelsdesk.bsky.social I appreciate you going easy on me today 😭

🥲

I can’t be the only person that saw demonically possessed person yesterday

Lot of harmful eugenics about to drop from HHS land today. Guard your brains, ppl.

Growing old was supposed to mean “explaining to kids about Enron”, not whatever this shit is currently in life

They saying she came out at the memorial like Goldberg

Is this a safe space? Tua stinks man

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Brother I don’t really know how many more alarms we can sound because we literally did this A YEAR AGO and it still happened And there’s not much more glossing over you can do before someone’s gonna hold your eyes open to it This is beyond doomer at this point

Tearing the country apart down to the molten core of the Earth because a bunch of dipshits wanted to do slurs at work

One will make it out eventually but goddamn we’re losing them as quick as we can make them

Hello. We’ve been trying to reach you about your free speech’s end of warranty

A check in from mom and dad for our friends on the butterfly network

We’re literally 3 days from someone adding a verse to Abraham Martin and John for Charlie Kirk

Big daddy home

Whitney Cummings becoming a right wing grifter just seems too fitting

I do believe you get what you give

@minakimes.bsky.social pick up the phone, we got trade details to discuss

Occasionally my hair gives Jesus a run

The AP getting Baba Booey’d in the year of our lord and savior 2025

I think my hatred of Josh Allen is probably unhealthy but I hate him just as much as I hate Pat & every other quarterback I also hate losing too and I tried to get rid of watching this fucking sport but all I do is just hurt myself over and over and over again

Just announced my trip to the bathroom at work by saying “there is piss to be pissed”

Season 8 Cleo on ER

My wallet got its ass whipped at the hillsville gun show (where all I bought was diecasts)

Me when that 8.2% abv hit the system

Can’t go to the bar I wanna go to tonight cause the goddamn monthly Friday celebration just happens to be tonight

This just makes the car ride more spicy

Imagine thinking you’re on some covert operation and it’s really just the shit your dad made you help with in 1998

Coworkers love is when you see somebody sick and sliding them that two pack of DayQuil to get the party started.

Someone was interested in the wings and smash burgers while dad is trying not to fall off the face of the earth this morning

???

Remember the $50,000 bonus ICE promised new recruits? Guess what? That was rescinded and none of the recruits that signed up will get the bonus. Oh well 🤭