Shooting blanks bitch

My 4th of July is his life

That type of crossfaded where I’m dangerously considering making breakfast

Just had the CRISPIEST McDonald’s Dr Pepper I’ve ever had in my life

That man who reached the North/South pole first texting his fam

Zoootattootatoodlydooted

God forbid a white boy get a lil motion

#1: SMDFTB

Blaze and the monster machines but make it tv-14

@bethmacy.bsky.social ready to get to work for you in Virginia.

Me trying to vehemently deny I don’t need glasses but I’m looking at the screen like

This açaí berry liquid iv might be my new fave

Out here doing side quests and shit

We got a lot of shit to do to protect that in 2 years. But he’s right.

I've rarely felt so helpless in my life because the only safe option was to advise them to quit their jobs. There was no social distancing. People were showing up sick to work. It was awful.

Some of the most heartbreaking calls I took at the COVID info hotline were from meatpacking workers who wanted to know how to protect themselves at work from getting sick.

RIGHT

I just think it’s funny how the right spent so much time denouncing gay rights and then this email comes out

I really forgot the “country steak to headache” pipeline

Finally going to see 🎱 play thanksgiving night Only took me 8 years lol Plus Sarah’s first ravens game

That dollar tree Tylenol pm making sure I’m not here in the AM

Why does the picture they used look like a combination of these

Somebody gotta tell Ryan Murphy to take a breather, cause these shows are trash.

I’m really turning 36 in March, ain’t that a mf

They made this with me in mind

Supreme Court threw a “here take this” probably just to cover up they’ll get rid of term limits for president

“They forgot about 9/11”

Will shake ass for a sportage

Man who lost cultural relevance about the same time he gained it makes statement still proving he’s the same piece of shit

I like that republicans keep calling mamdani a “literal communist” because they’ve been calling everyone to the left of william mckinley a communist for a hundred years and they need to distinguish

This is big

Someone in Pearlmania’s TikTok comments said it best “Woke isn’t back, we’re past that now… we’re AWAKE”

roses are red big laughs are hearty

The gold checks and right wing grift accounts on the site for the next week

Andrew Cuomo can still be mayor, if Mike Pence has the courage.

Wokenheimer

The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.

Me on an average Saturday

WOKEMANIA IS RUNNING WILD

Sam got reelected tonight by a wide margin & Virginia elected their first female governor ever tonight. I credit Sam with keeping me inspired to keep my head up and not give in, especially as a fairly new resident.

Job aint finished by a longshot but the groundwork is laid

God I remember this. I loved it.

“Well, what do we do with our weekends now?” “[redacted] I guess”

I’m not gonna ask

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

Begging one (1) journalist to point out that he doesn’t understand what asylum is

End of that race & season makes me want to taste test the business end of a .357

They’re getting mad at mamba for saying the hard r on twitter But it’s like that saying, everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the face. You can’t police what black people say, and I don’t care what position he’s in.

What the (sigh) FUCK

If it was only poor white people, they would have no problem helping them, that’s the difference. A minority is taking something that should go to a white person, is their logic