Kids playing in water make noise if at any time they stop you need to get over there and find out why.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Ban this sick filth.

I hereby declare the period from May 19 to May 31 as "Arsenalmas", an international holiday for all #Arsenal fans. If your boss or teacher asks you for something during this time, just tell them, "Sure, I'll get it to you on June 1st, after the parade." Enjoy!

“I just wanna say, is it okay to celebrate now” (Ian Wright) 😂😂😂 (Credit jamesieofficial) #Arsenal #EmiratesStadium #AFC #Gunners #EPL #PremierLeague #IanWright

Zohran Mamdani hasn’t even been mayor for six months and somehow he already found a way for Arsenal to win the league

No one believed in us at the beginning of the season. Make sure you fucking remind them all summer. Be insufferable, enjoy it, we waited a long time for this.

It's been 22 seconds since Arsenal won the Premier League. #COYG!!!

Toad put the thin button in his pocket. He was very angry. He jumped up and down and screamed, “The whole world is covered in buttons, and not one of them is mine!”

Well this is cheery www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopula...

Lars Von Trier's Up.

Regret to inform, I've become a Habs fan. #Hockey

If anyone's looking to get into a new podcast and hasn't found @ourfakehistory.bsky.social yet, here is a great episode to start you off. A very entertaining run through the history and lore with a neat but nuanced, thought-provoking conclusion. pca.st/episode/d7bd...

Slightly diminish a book: Jaw

🏖️Thames Water's creditors have been trying for months to win a holiday from the rules as part of their bid to formally take over the utility. 🤔 Right now, Ofwat's Board are SPLIT over whether or not to let them. ✍️ Write to the Board of Ofwat now. Urge them to reject the creditors

Toronto FC spent the first half sitting back and inviting pressure in a manner that's extremely triggering, as to an Arsenal fan. #Arsenal

Huge congratulations to @garethforest.bsky.social and all Yorkshire, transport comrades: www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

It's not as high profile as all the other failings of the last government, but the total collapse of the court system thanks to Chris Grayling is one of the most damning.

Missing Judge Reinhold might be my most basic millennial trait.

Without my super soaker I am nothing. Without me, my super soaker is nothing.

My son's listening to Let's Dance: "Why on this album, is there so catchy music?" One of life's eternal mysteries, kiddo.

The Atlantic looks out at the chaos and catastrophe inflicted by the far right, sighs sadly and concludes "This is the let's fault". Again.

Millions of American dollars are being poured into targeting women’s rights in Scotland. The southern Poverty Law Centre (USA’s Hope not Hate) have them designated as a homophobic hate group. Fascism is well funded www.thenational.scot/news/2599260...

Ladies and Gentlemen, We are Floating in Space by Spiritualized.

I found a phone card with £20 credit on it and that facilitated my social life for a Summer.

If nothing else, there's so much to mock British culture for, we elected Boris Johnson! We still listen to Oasis! Breaking out the ROFL-copter for beans on toast and warm beer is really leaving money on the table, in satire terms.

Is God unable to stop Manchester City from winning trophies, and thus not omnipotent, or unwilling, and thus morally bankrupt? I assume He knows about it because it's, like, on the news all the time. #philsky

Thames Water treatment site in Oxfordshire is the most offending sewage work in England. 2021 - 2025: 287 illegal sewage dumps. Marine life and biodiversity destroyed. Danger to human health. Execs rewarded, dividends paid, investment neglected, customers fleeced, no exec fined/prosecuted.

I appreciate @histphilosophy.bsky.social using the existence of Man City as an example of the problem of evil. #Arsenal

"Always on my Grind" Sylvia Plath.

A friend went round to his neighbours’ for Eid last night and apparently the wife slightly panicked about hosting white people because she disappeared for a couple of minutes and came back with half a pint of whisky for him. This, to me, is multiculturalism

Please don't make Pastor Niemoller tap the sign again.

🟨 Print Edition — Reform Attacks Byline Times Reform UK accused Byline Times of “attempting to derail a democratic election” for reporting on Matt Goodwin’s academic ties to organisations linked to discredited pseudoscientific race ideology

Park Life!

The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in "blocs" with "family voting" to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is "sectarian" and we are in a crisis. Hmmmmmm.

proud psychopath here. Stovetop rice is the only pure rice.

"Eighty-two years after his execution by the Gestapo on June 16, 1944, the Jewish historian and resistance fighter Marc Bloch will be inducted into the Pantheon on June 23... His family requested that 'the far right, in all its forms, be excluded from any participation in the ceremony.'"

If you google "Is Fozzie Bear Jewish?" You get a surprisingly detailed discussion of Borsht-Belt comedy and Jewish references in The Muppets.

We are not the only ones who are happy to have the sun shining warm on a 15°C below morning. Red fox in a park in #Toronto. #animals #fox #foxes #nature #wildlife #wildlifephotography

SAME.

Thank you to our union brother @brucespringsteen.net (the only Boss we stand with) for showing solidarity with the working people of Minneapolis. ✊

It’s worth mentioning, though it’s been said repeatedly: the Lizzie Line carries 1/6th of UK daily rail passengers (not including the Tube) and has already paid off its entire costs. And if HS2 had been committed to, without plans being tweaked every 5 minutes, Phase 1 would be opening next year.

"Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Once, in Virgin megastore on Tottenham Court Road with my then girlfriend, I reached behind me to affectionately tickle her midriff. There was a cough and I turned round to find I was stroking the belly of a large ginger man wearing a very similar shade of green.

There were 93 homicides in London last year: population 9 million In New York - population 8.5 million - there were 391. London's homicide figure is 6 times lower than LA, 9 times lower than Miami, 17 times lower than Chicago. And it's falling year on year despite the population increasing