Oh. She's Bach again.....#totp

Babybird are one of those bands that I didn't realise had more than one song....#totp

Looks like they're planning an epic game of Twister after theshow....#totp

This was my "must dance" song when I was young... #totp

How is Michael McDonald getting that cat to keep still on his head? #totp

Oh good grief, not this utter shite again... #totp

Speaking of utterly bollocks lyrics, @ricardoautobahn.co.uk ..... #totp

What the Johnny Mathis is this? 😨 #totp

Did they drag this band away from a darts match to do TOTP? #totp

Another dreadful football song that had been mercifully erased from my memory until now... #totp

Alexia, "Gimme Love". Was the lyrics bucket a bit empty when they wrote this one? #totp

When you're enjoying the big perennial border at Beacon Hill Park, suddenly get the feeling you're not alone, and turn around. #canadageese #beaconhillpark #salishsea #birdwatching

He's hiring a ship He's packing his cloak He's moving to England To follow some bloke Dracula is coming to town

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

It is Egyptologists’ favourite time of the year again.

There's a lot about the Cass Review that is unethical, one thing it got right though is the collation of evidence from patients records that showed very clearly that: 1. There is NO evidence that patients have been harmed by puberty blockers 2. Detransition rates are consistantly and EXTREMELY low

Every museum should have a Little Guys Tour, and at the end of the tour you can buy reproductions of all the little guys

Pushmi-pull-emu 😂 (Twycross Zoo, June 2014)

Razorbill. Taken on Lunga in the Treshnish isles, several years ago.

A remarkable experience here at my house yesterday. I saw something moving in a tree outside my office window and I thought it was a squirrel at first. It wasn't. It was a very wet, very hungry Northern Olingo: a nocturnal creature that is incredibly difficult to see and not common 1/3 #mammals 🌿

Never mind Snoop as Hilda Ogden, I'm more interested in why he's brought the Homepride man with him #totp

Massive away win for the little fella.

Have been scrolling through Amazon's "gift ideas" looking for inspiration. Most of it is generic nonsense - hankies, bath bombs, etc... But I really have to wonder who thought it was a good idea to include a pack of slow cooker liners and 5 bags of desiccated coconut....🤦‍♀️

This is one of my favourites of the pictures that I've taken. It's a Yellow-Throated Marten, taken at Twycross Zoo in 2018. I think he wants to be Wolverine when he grows up 😂 I could have planned this shot for a month of Sundays and never got it. Pure serendipity!

Good morning Bluesky! This lovely lady is Mrs. Cheeseburger. No idea why... she was named by my granddaughter 🙄🤣 #photography #animals #chickens

It's Friday, so have a kingfisher. Taken at Caerlaverock WWT at the end of August this year.

Fiona dropped her keys again and while everyone helps look for them, Fred goes off for the spare. 🦩 #FlamingoFriday

I noticed people were posting 5 authors whose books they'd read more than 5 of, so I started thinking about it and now my list is up to 70, and it's nowhere near complete. Dear Dog, I'm old....

We are OBSESSED with this stunning jet brooch from our collections! Featuring a snake with adorable glass bead eyes, it’s the perfect blend of style and edge. Who knew a beautiful danger noodle could add such flair to your outfit? Modern fashion, but make it historical! 💅

Kate Stewart really will give anyone a job, it seems 😂 #doctorwho

We have various water bowls for birds around the property and this morning this Sardinian Warbler had a bath. It looks like he's getting out to complain about the water temperature! #birds

Sorry I replaced the baby Jesus in your nativity scene with a Grogu doll and called it “The Mangerlorian.”

I really like this. The style and atmosphere particularly.

I have muted the name of that man who's orange for which you were probably telling me updates Forgive me he’s so atrocious I'm tired and so mad

Quote post with a sunset picture you took yourself. (and please add alt text if you can.) The Angel of the North, December 2016

Trying to catch up with my homework before my next Georgian lesson this evening, and am reminded of my favourite Georgian word so far: შემომეჭამა Shemomech’ama “By accident I ate it all - but I did not want to and I am expecting your understanding about it”

Speckled Hummingbird cleaning its bill with its tiny toes. At La Minga Ecolodge, Colombia #birds #hummingbirds

And once again, I'm looking at a property listing and the estate agent has marked the property in the wrong place and I have no bloody idea where it actually *is*. *Why* are estate agents so bad at this? It's their literal *job* for Om's sake!

OK, I've been looking at property listings for some time now but this is a first - a ground floor flat with a two-storey extension (and a basement). Presumably whoever owns the upstairs flat didn't want to sell....

Netflix has buttons for "Like This", "Love This!" and "Not For Me". What it *needs* is a button that says "Why The Fuck Did You Cancel This Excellent Show After ONLY EIGHT EPISODES, You Pustulent Ratbags?" (We're watching Dead Boy Detectives, if you're wondering).

The dancers appear to have stolen the Green Goddess' stock of leotards and some shower curtains for this episode's costumes... #totp

Let me just please push back against this: TERFs do not get the emoji dinosaurs. Fuck them. Dinosaurs are trans. We do not leave the tyrannasaurus emoji to these fucking assholes.

I really think the Wurzels should do a cover of this song. #totp

It's the soup song! 🙃 #totp

Don't remember ever hearing this song before, and don't much care if I never hear it again #totp

Oh, it's Poundland Mick Jagger! #totp

Did they just throw the contents of a laundry basket at her when she got up? 🤣#totp

"tumultuous marriage"? Well that's one way to say "he beat the crap out of her on a regular basis". But not a very good one. ☹️