I thought #trump would stir up a 'holy war'. I guessed the wrong religion though. www.forbes.com/sites/conorm...

About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.

BREAKING: European leaders issue joint statement, condemning Iran in the strongest possible terms for winning war against the US.

So...the genocidal fuckwits in #israeli say they are attacking #hezbollah because they are linked to #iran but #hezbollah aren't included in the ceasefire because it's nothing to do with #iran.

Before posting, don't forget to let Reform Ltd & Nigel Farage know your heart-felt feelings about them all over the leaflet ... meme via Paul Hodgson

If I was the head of state in any West Asian country I'd be easing out the American door and sneaking into China's gaff.

The #UK government has banned a nazi sympathiser from entering the country. If you are an ACTUAL nazi war criminal you can come right in and we'll probably pay for your hotel.

The UK must immediately and unequivocally suspend support for the US military. The Government have tried to appease him, then they tried to say they're standing up to him. Words aren't enough - it's time for action.

Watch this. It's made by some very funny folks from round these endz. #manchesterinterceptors youtu.be/z1TKbr4Yog8?...

Who knew Iranian fundamentalists had such a sharp sense of humour. Their memes are BURNING HOT!

We're just minutes away from the crew of #artemis2 being kidnapped and replaced by Alien lookalikes...possibly.

Headline news about four Israeli civilians dead in from Iranian bombing. Haven't heard anything about Iranian civilians being killed by US / Israeli bombing since the school was targeted. Iranian civilians are being killed, we're just not being told because the media estate is entirely racist.

#Israel are like that skinny, snotty little twat you knew as a kid who would start a fight and then hide behind their bigger, stupider mate.

#trump has accidentally sped up the transition away from fossil fuels. Every genocidal cloud...

The "Praise be to Allah" post will have a specific, measurable effect. It validates every narrative that says this is a Christian-nationalist war against Islam, not a geopolitical dispute. That is the single most dangerous thing you can do when you are six weeks into a war.

This isn't just #reform running out of racist steam, it's the #Greenparty offering a REAL working class alternative. #votegreen

Star Trek was one of the first TV shows to show a future where humanity actually improved. No money-driven society. No internal wars on Earth. Different cultures working together. In the middle of the Cold War… that idea was radical. Sci-fi as optimism.

French President Macron: “Europe is an extremely attractive continent. For months I’ve been saying this. And thanks to our American friends, I now have an unprecedented selling point: We are predictable.”

It's nice to see the United States launch a rocket that isn't designed to kill children for a change. #nasa

Can't wait for the country to give this lot 4 years and then cry about what they've done 4 weeks later. At least Tories/Labour vaguely hide their inner evil. You are basically voting for Mr Burns and believing he will help you.

A small outbreak of adult animation at the #BBC www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

America, we really need to have that talk.

Can we start treating #israel like the festering boil of inhumanity that it actually is please?

Gave up having a car to see if it could be done. Now three years later I've paid off more of my mortgage, own a lot of wet weather clothing and am significantly fitter. #gogreen

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

Israel is a terrorist organization, funded by deeply evil rich Americans.

Do not buy anything from #VOLKSWAGEN. They are going back to their nazi roots by supporting the genocide in Palestine.

So it turns out the real scandal of the Gorton and Denton by-election was the willingness of media organisations to collude in Nigel Farage's attempt to undermine the result of a free and fair election www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/how-the-bb...

“Australians can now live & work freely in the EU for 4 years and vice versa That means they now have 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 EU rights than British people. Free movement offered millions of us fantastic opportunities but Brexiteers slammed that door shut, most shamefully on their own children”

One of the greatest TV shows EVER.

An indelible legend.

More cowardly headlines from #bbcnews. The guy was MURDERED not by 'settlers' but genocidal colonial invaders. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The #uk is an active participant in genocide and will anyone be held accountable?...will they f**k.

Iran was the only state that stood up to American imperialism in that part of the world apart from Libya.

The UK is hit hardest by the Iran war due to its vulnerability as an energy importer, leading to a significant economic downgrade and higher inflation, according to the OECD. #votegreen for a safer future.

#socialmedia is what #tobacco was in the 1950's. I can't wait for when it's illegal to use it in pubs.

Dame Judi Dench! 🤣☠️

#trump is sending a literal ship load of marines to their deaths, for what?

Sony: "This K-Pop Movie won't perform well so let's sell it to Netflix" *years later* Oscar winner K-Pop Demon Hunters is part of the Criterion Collection, had a successful run in theaters despite only being two weekends and has a McDonald's collab launching later this month

The Israeli government has denied accusations of a #falseflag attack on ambulances in London, they confirmed they only blow up ambulances when they are full of patients...preferably children.

So much going on in this headline. apnews.com/article/quad...

Some good news.

Who benefits from last night's burning of worn out ambulances? Endless publicity Donations up Government donating money to replace them Insurance Oh and of course more calls to ban Palestine marches

Trump talked himself into an impossible corner so he made up a load of bullshit about talks to get out of it. We're dealing with an infant.

Wild that the US President is less trustworthy than an authoritarian theocracy.

Where do I send my invoice for the extra costs the orange, rapist pedophile has created?

BREAKING: Hamas tortured a one-year-old, burning his leg with a cigarette and inserting a nail into his leg to pressure his father to make confessions... UPDATE: I'm being told it was actually IDF soldiers who did this to a boy. Never mind, forget I said anything. It's fine...

the problem with "impartial" reporting in a nutshell. being a journalist ISN'T ABOUT JUST REPEATING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAYING - GO AND FIND OUT THE TRUTH AND REPORT THAT

Every day I fantasize the scene in #civilwar where they raid the #whitehouse is real.