Wearing my cowboy hat backwards so everyone knows Im a cool cowboy

Love you, pass it on.

Do you know how insecure and empty you have to be to accept someone else's Nobel Peace Prize? Especially after the prizegivers make clear that the award is given on the merits and cannot be conveyed? It's twice as humiliating as accepting a manufactured peace prize by a sports league.

Every day I wake up, and check to see if he didn't. Hope I can be forgiven for that someday. I Love You All. ❤️

Paint me like one of your French patisseries, Jack (And pass me the plate!)

I've been to Tivoli and Disney, (and with my whole chest) Tivoli is INFINITELY better. Walt could never reproduce that kind of charm and elegance. Way too American for that. I miss you Denmark and so ashamed of what my country is doing. I hope someday to be welcomed back. 🇩🇰 #Denmark #Greenland

May You All find tiny moments of Peace laden with Joy as we slam the door on 2025 (jamming a chair under the doorknob) and crack the window on 2026. I Love You All ❤️🥂 #HappyNewYear2026

I’m still writing anno domini 1620 on all my checks

Heaven 🥰🐈‍⬛️

Merry Christmas & Happy Boxing Day! Ate my weight in butter and powdered sugar to celebrate. 🧈😶‍🌫️🧈😶‍🌫️🧈 May You All find tiny moments of Peace laden with Joy as we slam the door on 2025 (jamming a chair under the doorknob) and crack the window on 2026. I Love You All ❤️🎄☃️ #Christmas2025 #BoxingDay2025

Beautiful! 🥰

You seem like a person who'd spend all day trying to give yourself a kiss on the cheek in the mirror

Like many of you, I will not get over this past soul-crushing weekend any time soon. Feeling caught up in some weird vortex of confusion and sadness? I'm here too. Doesn't matter how we got here. We're here. And please know, I Fucking Love You ALL. 🫂

Prison cells, prison cells, Throw away the key - Santa's gonna spend some time in solitary... ☃️🎄🤣💀

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Absolutely stunning 🥰

This is a VERY good puppy! 🥰

Restrooms Defibrillator

A big ugly yellow-and-red igloo cooler full of generic orange drink at a McDonald's birthday party. They had to move an ashtray out of the way to set it on a table. See how easy it is to make Gen X misty-eyed with nostagia?

Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)

I broke three bones just watching this. Dialing 911 as I skeet... 🚑

When all else fails. Lol

My household LOVES every version of "A Christmas Carol", and I begrudgingly watch, because the Ghost of Christmas Present is a hottie. Maybe it's the beard? Idk. He just looks like he's ready for a good time. 🎄🎅🏽🎄🎅🏽🎄🎅🏽🎄🎅🏽

What timeline is this and why do I have to exist in it? 🗽

Piggy 🐷 #EpsteinFiles #Piggy

Right up until my 20s I wondered why I never saw a copy of Donkey Otie in bookshops or libraries, even though it seemed to be quite well known

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A mother's love can be all the foundation and fuel we need to succeed. Beautiful 🥰

Absolutely lovely! I can feel their joy through my screen. 🥰

Happy November 13th! 🥰 youtu.be/Af1h4ibpKJA?...

Got 💯 on my first quiz! This was one of the questions, leading me to wonder if I signed up for anything actually driving related... 🫠🚗

Just started an online, 6+ hours long, defensive driving course and this may be the worst (or best) decision I've ever made on how to spend a Friday night. TBD...

I'm in the blue across Staten Island's North Shore! 🥰 Staten Island has an awful reputation for MANY reasons, but there are a few decent blue specks on this red floating landfill of boro, who are patiently hoping/working for change. I love the rest of NYC and am so proud to be a New Yorker! 🗽❤️🗽❤️🗽

Couple of questions for the people who said they'd leave NYC if Mamdani won... How much do you want for your apartment? And when can we come and see it?

Glad the Blue Jays made LA desperately claw for it. 🇨🇦🍁 Awesome display of baseball and I had a blast! #WorldSeries #BlueJays

This game is killing me. Canada, do your thing! 🙏🏼 #WorldSeries #BlueJays

Gorgeous! 🥰

Jamaica 🇯🇲 you're in my heart tonight. 💔❤️ I Love You All. #HurricaneMelissa #Jamaica

Love this! 🥰😂

Can't stop smiling while watching this 🥰

Let's go Blue Jays! I'm routing for you Canada! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #WorldSeries #BlueJays #TorontoBlueJays

Dead 🤣💀⚰️ #GenX

I LOVE my city! ❤️ 🗽🗽🗽

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Proud of my city! 🗽❤️

This is the way 🥰👍🏼

"In June, the largest crowd was believed to be in Boston, which had reports of up to one million people when a rally combined with the local Pride festival..." 🥰 I love you all and my heart is there in spirit. Be safe and love the hell out of everyone! #NoKings 🇺🇸 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...