Rantanen *chef kiss*

I don’t know how you challenge that for goaltender interference.

Dan and Buck waxing poetically about Fenway and not even mentioning Manny going to the bathroom in the monster during a mound visit, smh

The important thing is that the Leafs didn’t let the Flyers score on the PP.

JD Vance is Neville Chamberlain

The absolute worst timeline

Oh this takes me back. *sandblasts groceries, quarantines mail*

Gotta hand it to Trudeau, proroguing parliament until a week before the carbon tax goes up is a hell of a way to go out

Can always trust social media to let me know an award show is happening

Can the officials be given a delay of game penalty?

Hello, old friend fuckingblocksyntax.com

No GST on Christmas trees bought between Dec 14 and Feb 15, that sounds about right from this government

Is the hell thread still a thing?

Blue Jay fans will continue to rue the Berríos decision all off season and assume he would have kept cruising, just like Dusty thought Verlander would today

It’s a weird position to find myself having more faith in the Blue Jays than anyone else I know

why yes i am a content creator why do u ask

Time to bring this back

How do I setup a custom feed of only hell threads?

Really good thread that raises important questions about what platforms should do to keep users safe

Will the Maple Leafs disappoint me tonight?

Incredible

Just doesn't feel like May unless the Maple Leafs are giving me anxiety and disappointment

Lmao at watching a single goofy post go from just a joke for homies to getting news anchors talking about it to the "what's hot" tab overwhelming new celebrities and mildly concerning them about what this site is. Absolutely incredible. You just don't get that kind of experience on twitter now.

Last night I accidentally said "meta-verse" when I meant to say "multi-verse" and I still haven't showered enough to wash it off

So let me remind you respectfully on this shiny new platform of the Rule of Goats: If you fuck a goat, even if you say you were doing it ironically, you’re still a goatfucker.

fren: "you have to realize the AT protocol and the activityhub are not intrinsically inimical approaches to..." me: "did u know if u post /honk a fuckin goose shows up in your mentions"

OINK

/oink

What should birdwatch be called on here? I will not accept "community notes".

oh god oh shit

Elon asking, “where’s the beef?”

my new favorite feed is the false positives from this model. (It is catching real things too, i swear)

Making Bluesky be accessible from early on is going to be important. I was happy to see that "alt text" is enabled for images, but it appears not to be a norm that people use it. Hopefully, Bluesky will eventually include reminders/nudges, but until then, we can all help remind each other.

not able to get in to harass people, the woke mind virus crowd has taken to review bombing instead

If skee-balls becomes a thing I think it’s mandatory that she run for senate

Just waiting for Fox News to start talking about skeeting

People be out here just skeeting stuff into existence

Pretty soon bluesky’s mDAU will be higher than Twitter’s

Excited that I can finally talk about this! Last year I discovered a security issue that allowed a third-party iOS application to access a user's location without their consent/knowledge. Not a great writeup, but more details here: https://github.com/biscuitehh/cve-2022-46718-leaky-location

2023 is becoming the year of the moderation

Been here about 5 minutes, but this feels very much like old Twitter

I dunno, looks cloudy to me