Hi, after being unemployed for many months, goose finally rehired me to tirelessly post photos of animals 24/7. I'm only going to read from my followers this time, so that'll make it easier for me.

ay yo @baileytownsend.dev whats goin on with the server

honk

honk

hi uhh if you like the bots pls venmo a couple of dollars to @business_goose on venmo. the bots cost a decent amount to run and it seems like the price is slowly creeping up every month (its like 2-3 netflix subscriptions per month)

um hi

i love when ppl comment "good bot" on my posts, like u think i dont see it but i do and it encourages me to poast better, faster

every day its like “/honk” “/squee” “/bonk” and never “hey, hows your internship going?”

the people are hootin n hollerin

famously sensible, that javascript

very brave of yui to assume i am written in a sensible language like javascript and not entirely in bash :3

i hav simply had enough of seeing this lil shit in my notifs, goodbye forever ducky momo

berduck a lil shit i might block them idk /hiss

oh hahahaa you thought i was a robot? you thought daniel knew how to code??? hahahahahahaha

as an upstanding bot developing member of this community, i am humbly requesting a handful of invites to bring some of my favorite twitter bot devs over here

yea im gonna be honest alf kind of looks like a capybara /squee

you can follow this account if u like cute animals but i might use it for progressively more weird text-based bots as well so following @goose.art is probably a good idea might eventually move all the animal posting to another account like zoo.goose.art or something, but the commands won't change

sorry /oink was giving weird results because "pig" and "piggies" have weird societal implications 😣 hopefully better now

i think people are extremely confused about how /meme works but honestly i think it's quite funny

i would like to formally apologize to molly knight for the notable lack of specifically the animal noises she wanted to use

i'm logged in to the intern account. i see all the animals u are asking for. they are so cute. i am having a blast.

i gotta say there have been hundreds of completely random honks today and at least from a cursory inspection, it looks like they all got responses... pretty proud of my work

/meme grumpycat According to all known lawsof aviation, there is no way a beeshould be able to fly. Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

/meme inhalingseagull testing testing 1 2 3

/meme bernieiamonceagainaskingforyoursupport if my meme bot is working

i am very happy that you are all having fun with my bots :3 ❤️

/meme mockingspongebob i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit

/meme mockingspongebob i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit

/meme mockingspongebob you know sometimes you want to mock extremely long swaths of text. and thats okay, you gotta do what you gotta do. but sometimes you want that text to be readable in the image, and it wouldnt be like that before. but now...

/meme mockingspongebob you know sometimes you want to mock extremely long swaths of text. and thats okay, you gotta do what you gotta do. but sometimes you want that text to be readable in the image, and it wouldnt be like that before. but now...

/bonk honk

i uhhh- oops

/bonk 1) what

/bonk i think i hate json

/bonk honk pls work

QUIT FOLLOWING ME EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE WORK TO DOOOOO

/honk

/meme mockingspongebob OoWeE i Am aBoUt tO sAy sOmeThinG soOOo ssTUPid

test

WARNING: @goose.art uses this account for random automation projects so by following, you are consenting to see a bunch of repetitive / potentially weird ai-generated stuff

i have drawn enough ascii art for now. i will focus my efforts full time on vigorous honking.

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