I think Arsenal win 5-0 tonight….

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The Switch 2 games costing £70 and the console being just a slight improvement on the 8 year old predecessor really gives me Wii U vibes…. Their main selling point was voice chat on games….. literally everyone else has had that for a decade Nintendo… #nintendo #Switch2 #gaming

@scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social Apparently the chefs were french and they introduced the meats repaired for cow is Beouf pigs are porcine etc so that’s why we call the meats different to the animal, might be bollocks obvs. Love you. I’m a piss Porcine

3:45am Sunday morning I knocked on my sons door to check he was awake to watch the F1, he had had 2 hours sleep after a night out… this is what greeted me

What’s a good F 1 podcast?

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Get in Lando!

Love these Ange football principals.

It’s kind of sad when you realize, in his original timeline, Marty McFly is missing & presumed dead at the hands of the terrorists who gunned down Doc Brown in a plutonium sale gone wrong

What’s the best joke I’ve ever written?…. I went to the Dr and said “I ate a whole goose, now every time I go for a shit I feel really depressed” and he said “you’ve just got down in the dumps”

Have you read the new Winkle by Beaver?

Did Kieran Tierney miss the trip to Dubai? His skin is white as a sheet! @arsenalvisionpodcast.com

Absolute dream supporting @jasonmanford.bsky.social tonight in Ipswich!

All this Michael Oliver stuff Liverpool fans are saying is boring!….. move on he’s one of the best referees in the universe….. #afc

I’ve only got two weaknesses: being vague, and another weakness

Next stop Hassocks!

Lovely first outing of the evening at the BRAVOS! Here in glorious Brighton, where to next though??….

Mind the humble

Can’t say I’d predicted that Jeff Bezos would be the least worst billionaire come 2025… but here we are

Soon!

Don’t really know what to say really, I used to be so much fun on twitter, still feel a bit shell shocked on here…. So, I bought a knee pillow to sleep with, that’s been amazing but makes me feel 300 years old….. comfy though

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Although I hate that picture there I am on the outside of one of the best comedy clubs in the a world, Up The Creek Comedy Club.

Are YOU a fan of a Premier League club who used to have a season ticket/regularly go to games, but have stopped because it's too expensive? I'd like to talk to you. DMs open, email in bio if you're keen. Thanks!

I’ve accidentally booked myself in to a 10k run in 10 weeks…. Well 8 weeks now, but I’m documenting the journey from floor to plod here podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t... it’s mostly me heavy breathing as I literally run….

Oh I don’t know…. Something about “didn’t know your mum made toys” or something….

Daughter just “scored” a goal to Make it 1-0 in the last minute after dribbling in and nonchalantly rolling it over the line and back out…. Except I know it didn’t fully cross the line…. I know that we need to referee to the letter of the law these days (she’s in an Arsenal kit after all!)

@arsenalvisionpodcast.com @clivepafc.bsky.social I secretly hoped he was pretending and he’d be back next week….

You can’t touch the keeper, but you can sometimes.

I’m just not sure I have anything to post anymore… that’s not a great advert for me but I don’t feel like you were expecting much anyway

@arsenalvisionpodcast.com @clivepafc.bsky.social I’m getting so sick of saying “well that’s the first time I’ve seen a decision like that?!” Against Arsenal

What’s wrong babes? You’ve barely touched your Diet Vive!

Gig 2 Westcliff On Sea!

Gig one! Braintree

Mixed day today, doing my first gigs of 2025 which is great but earlier former Millwall striker/Manager Neil Harris saw me eating Rainbow drops and looked really sad on my behalf.

I wrote a book this year, which I was pretty happy with. It’s about who owns football, and it’s called Who Owns Football? If you’d like to round off your 2024 in fine style by buying it, here are a selection of places to do just that. linktr.ee/NickMillerWh...

Me, My eldest and my wife, are going to play Metroid Blast from now until 2025 if you want us.

Is there any evidence that Rooney is even a passable manager? Seems to be useless

No one plays this badly against us

When I was a kid Boxing Day was about finding out which shops were open to go and buy half price stand up DVDs

Woke at 6 ate a tub of candy floss, felt like I was having a heart attack because of the sugar rush, had a lie down ate some chocolate, confirmed it was the sugar rush that was the problem, had a second lie down, sipped some water.

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

Out of interest are Tottenham fans supporting their opposition yet or are we too early in the season?

@cheapshow.bsky.social just wanted to do a quick 45 minute voice note…. And then this

@cheapshow.bsky.social meanies.

My latest mega budget movie Radiation Vault 69 is out now! Be careful I t’s scary as all hell!!

He's making a list He's checking it twice Now checking it thrice This disorder's not nice Santa Claus has chronic OCD

Boom Bttle Bar is like being in a night club in the 90’s but everyone has an axe