If anyone knows of legal resources in Minneapolis that I can access over my kids dad accessing my personal shit and custody shit to ensure I can keep him away from me and the kids, please let me know.

@electrichead.bsky.social Finally got on 76... first thing I'm doing is going for the new lotl -.-

Wonder how the pricing will be in caps...

the 2025 glow up we all need

on a first date: "well they say penis size is inherited through the x chromosome, so I guess I'm wondering how big your mom's cock is?"

I want AI and everyone holding it up and using it to fail. So. Fucking. Hard.

If they get rid of pennies, how are they supposed to pay us?

This is a lengthy, well-reported article about a man's life, the failures and selfishness of government that led to his gruesome and terrible death, and what came of it, and yet it's ruined by this schmaltzy inspiration porn headline and social media post.

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There’s nothing I could say that’s funnier than “Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch reveal the discrimination they face as Cybertruck Owners”

Things have changed.

This is my 3rd album release this year - its been a really busy creative time for Aleph Naught and the Null Set

Just set up the release of my next album "Five Stages" for Dec. 19! Look for it on all the major streaming and music services! You can listen now on SoundCloud soundcloud.com/purplehayz/s...

Taxidermy smells like assisted living homes :(

Leave little Saruman alone.

Jesus Christ (complementary)

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Y'know, there's a version of an AI virtual assistant, that given enough time to bake properly in development before being exposed to the public, would actually be pretty revolutionary. Instead in the race to be first we got the completely broken glue pizza, teen suicide grooming, lie machine.

I get that you feel embarrassed to talk about porn but if you come at it from "they're censoring PG games and ASMR" maybe you can like... get over yourself? this is hurting so many people and it's just going to keep getting worse?

"Thicc" is not the only one I keep seeing white people use to market themselves. "PAWG" is the other one that white women made up to insert themselves into Black spaces. STOP IT. We take up enough space as it is.

"Thicc" was started by Black people for Black people. If you're not Black, stop invading their spaces meant to uplift Black bodies! Just spreading the word, or trying to, that is.

I remember when everyone was obsessed with rehabilitating the Gygaxes that weren’t making weird wackadoo white supremacy companies. No. They’re all bad. I remember this guy speaking at Gen Con about how he believes taxes are “worse than slavery.”

I really need help. Thanksgiving is tomorrow and I’m late on all my bills. My phone shut down. I’m struggling so hard and any help would make a difference right now.

"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.

I miss when holidays felt like holidays.

It goes without saying, or it should, but anyone who tries to use the DC shooting to demonize Afghan immigrants needs to lose a few teeth for their bigotry.

If you want to see how quickly everyone goes into manufacturing consent mode, compare the full-court press tonight to the response to any of the people ICE has shot in the last few months, some of whom died.

i was told to stay away from the boys the second i got into training. i was given the opportunity to get booked in exchange for sexual relationships quite literally 10+ times and women wrestlers can do nothing but ha ha funny about it because we knew from second one what would be happening to us.

it is everywhere and it is in the unwritten rule book that is forced upon us as treated as our fault if we don’t follow it from day one. everywhere. all the time. and women stop wrestling because of it. women are blaming themselves for this. all the time.

when it clicked in my mind after years of therapy that i was spending all this time blaming myself and considering things normal because of rules that i engrained in my mind i had to relearn and rewire myself in a way i have still not recovered from.

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

See, it's not fair to say Elon has contributed _nothing_ to the world: he's contributed at LEAST 600,000 deaths from his tantrum that stripped USAid of funds! hsph.harvard.edu/news/usaid-s...

OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS

Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen. No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.

lmao

I, for one, am unsurprised the Sham Wow guy is running under a GOP ticket. Just look at his legal baggage. You can't do that shit as a Democrat until _after_ you've been elected.

hi, guy who runs subscription-based company here, for the most part people on the internet arent gonna pay for shit this man belongs in prison

This is so funny. "I'm afraid the economy now runs primarily on me and my idiot threads throwing more and more money at the Create the Torment Nexus project. We can't afford to go backwards. Blood for the Blood God. Skulls for the Skull Throne."

They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF

felt like reposting those soft, intimate inks

Carrie Fisher was the blueprint. Protect your people. Call out the predators. #RESIST

coordinated community watches and community defense networks need to replace policing. police forces are universally ripe with abuse.

Pies, cause my ass is diabetic and they're the worst on me of it all.

They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.

NEW CARD WOO I got an @refaubrey.bsky.social auto! Woooot. NFS/NFT this is going into my collection.

DOGE did not fail in any way to accomplish its goals. Its goals were never efficiency or saving money. Its goals were to destroy as much of government as possible forever, and to steal data for the Space Nazi. DOGE is fading away like bank robbery gangs fade away after the robberies are done.

˚⟡˖ ࣪ Picture boundaries not as walls, but as magically protected doors that only open for peace, love, and respect ˖ ࣪⟡ ˚

Ugh there are two games I want that are on sale for the lowest prices, do I hold out or cave? Also worried I may miss some good boutique movie deals for black friday if I cave.... Games are Hello Kitty Island Adventure and Astrobot.

A redhot commercial uses the Bsetlejuice song and I looked up from my phone to see that it sadly was not Beetlejuice.

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