I could write a dissertation about Splatoon improvement from a coaching perspective, but instead of focusing on that, I want to talk about my journey as a player, which I don't speak to much anymore. I've never felt as competent, coordinated, and mechanically sharp as I did on my first team. 🧵

YELLOW JACKETS IS LOOKING FOR A 4TH We're primarily motivated to get better for LANs in 2026 (you gotta be able to travel) DM @diolass.bsky.social on Discord with your player information if you're serious about trying out Discord server: discord.gg/RtTfPuhEsH

Who wanna be our 4th?

Huge congratulations to KATAMAHI DAMACI for their THIRD Qualifier in a row!! We'll be looking forward to seeing how they and other UH teams perform in playoffs!

Don’t yall get tired of having to tag @splatoonuh.bsky.social ?

Qualifier 6 has come to a CLOSE! Congrats to our top teams across our 5 divisions! Div 1 Podium: 🥇Reef Runners 🥈USF Gold 🥉Towson Tigersharks Div 2 Podium: 🥇KATAMAHI DAMACY @splatoonuh.bsky.social 🥈CSULB Black 🥉UCF Knights Academy

Coming to a Booyah Bay near you... It's Blitz Jackets! Check out the full video on YouTube! Roster and credits below as well.

@v4p0r.broadcastbeep.com you hear that. Count your days, i’m taking it all.

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO H-TOWN SPLASHDOWN #6 We had an awesome turn out and we can't wait for more events in 2026!

Big congrats to KATAMAHI DAMACY for winning their second Circuit Qualifier in a row! The H-Town Rebels also get their first podium finish of the season!

That’s almost 2 UH teams taking first in Div 1 and 2..

Qualifier 5 has come to a CLOSE! Congrats to our top teams across our 5 divisions! Div 1 Podium: 🥇 Reef Runners 🥈 H-Town Rebels @splatoonuh.bsky.social 🥉 PSU Blue @splatoonpsu.bsky.social Div 2 Podium: 🥇 KATAMAHI DAMACY @splatoonuh.bsky.social 🥈 UCF Knights Academy 🥉 Creamed Corn

The University of Houston has gotta have the deepest pool of Splatoon players right now, having three different teams being able to compete in div 1 and consistently win div 2 is amazing.

almost got the UH sweep :(

YES PLEASE LETS DO MORE CONTENT INSTEAD OF STATIC BRB SCREENS

Big things happening tonight

H-Town 6 was another absolutely amazing LAN run by the amazing TOs at @houstonsplatoon.bsky.social! Ever since H-Town 3, it has only gotten better and better, and this one was so much fun. I even got to commentate for the first time! I absolutely love these events, and I can't wait for H-Town #7!

Big Congratulations to both KATAMAHI DAMACY and Shrimple as That for winning in their respective Division Qualifiers today!!

UNIVERSITY OF HOUSTON WINNING 2 CCA DIVS TODAY

🌻DANDY🌻 I attended my first Lan today and I got 5th place with H-Town Rebels!! It was also my new service dog's first major outing with me (besides flying home) and he did awesome and got 1st place in people's hearts. ❤️ I had so much fun and can't wait to do it again!! #compsplatoon #splatoon3

POV: The Texas community experiencing 3 game 5 sets in a row We really do have the best matches out of any local community

SOUTHERN MAGNOLIA GOING TO GRANDS TO FACE STARA GOT KICKED OUT!!!

#HTownSplashdown 6 ARE YOU READY?! TWITCH STREAM FOR HTOWN IS LIVE! www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTour... BRACKET TO START SOON™ GET HYPE IN THE CHAT IN THE MEANTIME!!! 🗣🗣🗣

Good morning squid kids 🦑 & octo fellas🐙 Hope everyone's ready for a day full of spooky matches and ghoulish plays 👻 at #HTownSplashdown 6!!! We have preview shots for what's in store today with our new photo wall, TO Desk, and our themed main stage! 🎃

##HTownSplashdown Here's another preview before the main event kicks off Vendor hall is open w/ artist socials for you to check out their wonderful work🎨 Crafting station where you can decorate mini pumpkins and create other types of crafts🖌 Tableturf via @splatoonuh.bsky.social & Artsy Siege! 🃏

In addition to IRL Tableturf, Splatoon at UH will be bringing THREE competitive teams to H-Town Splashdown #6! Come cheer on the best Splatoon University in Texas as we go head to head against some of the best players in Texas! 🏆 Catch the action live on SplatoonTourney @ 12pm! 🦑 #compsplatoon

In collaboration with Arty Siege, Splatoon at UH is bringing IRL Tableturf to our Club Events! Members have gotten to experience a physical version of the game for the first time! Keep an eye out as we bring Tableturf to H-Town Splashdown #6 tomorrow and other lans our teams attend! #compsplatoon

POSTER REVEAL + MERCH SHOP We hope everyone is excited for tomorrow! Check out the merch that we'll be selling and the poster made by @deostyx.bsky.social 🔥

❗ SPECIAL MORNING ANNOUNCEMENT ❗ ✨ PHYSICAL TABLETURF ✨ WILL BE AT H-TOWN SPLASHDOWN #6 Courtesy of our friends at @splatoonuh.bsky.social and Arty Siege Who else is hyped?! #CompSplatoon

📅 SCHEDULE FOR SATURDAY IS UP Team assignments and seeding is live on startgg Doors open at 11am If you have any questions prior to the event, please join the server and ask the TOs! discord.com/invite/KmZmf...

On Saturday October 25th, get ready for an afternoon of LANs happening on the SplatoonTourney family of Twitch channels! - H-Town Splashdown #6 - Masquerade Ball - New InkLAN #5 - GatorLAN Fall 2025 Enjoy some action-packed Splatoon all day!

#Houston #Texas GET YOUR COSTUMES READY 🎭 6 DAYS LEFT UNTIL H-TOWN SPLASHDOWN ❗🔥 ⚠️Registration closes on Wednesday night ⚠️ #CompSplatoon

got done with my first day of work :)

⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️ Tomorrow is the LAST DAY of main registration ❗ Register now or else Scuttle gets it 🔪😈 👉 start.gg/HTownSplashd... 👉 start.gg/HTownSplashd... 👉 start.gg/HTownSplashd...

crobattle www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FMZ...

Frame perfect lead swap in rainmaker OT ty @chronospyli.bsky.social for the shield. #thankyoufortentshield

Another Splatoon Stronghold meme session

Watching SoS in class

I decided to make a map of divison 1 in @ccasplatoon.bsky.social Let me know which team you're rooting for. If you don't have one yet, pick your local school off of this map! #compsplatoon

5k!!!

#Houston #Texas H-TOWN SPLASHDOWN IS THIS MONTH!! REGISTER NOW for Texas' premier #Splatoon event 📅 Saturday, October 25th 🗺️ Game Guys, Almeda Mall ⏰ Doors 11AM | Event 12PM 🎮 Registration: start.gg/HTownSplashdown 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Find a team: discord.gg/X5SWeJtX7h #CompSplatoon

hello all!! pls spread the news, the clock is ticking 🙂‍↕️

we took 2nd in Diamond duel! @ar-splatoon.bsky.social w/ @compleat.bsky.social - "remove inkblot clams" @cheesebslls.bsky.social - "the wiperrrrr" @Gizzard - "idk😭" ggs to everyone we played :)

Texas community raided Diamond Duel #1 in Arkansas 💎🥶 Very proud of the hard work coming from our state neighbors for running an awesome event 💘 WE WILL BE BACK FOR #2 @ar-splatoon.bsky.social 📸: @general-storm1.bsky.social #CompSplatoon

We finally made it and finished through Qualifier #1! Congrats to our top teams across our 5 divisions! Div 1: 🥇Las Creaturas 🥈PSU Blue @splatoonpsu.bsky.social 🥉Death Roll Div 2: 🥇WPI Grizzco Workers Union @wpi-gwu-spl.bsky.social 🥈Crab-N-Go @splatoonuh.bsky.social 🥉EaUCD Splatoon White

Div 3: 🥇 Splatterscreen Savers 🥈 Last Ditch Efforts 🥉 Champlain Cerulean Div 4: 🥇 TAMU Black 🥈 Shrimple As That @splatoonuh.bsky.social 🥉 The Meme Machine Div 5: 🥇 Rising Moon @risingmoonspl.bsky.social 🥈 PSU Caffeinated Coolers @splatoonpsu.bsky.social 🥉 OC Eagles Thank y'all for your patience!❤️

Good luck to our teams competing in their first CCA Circuit Qualifier today! Be sure to cheer on the H-Town Rebels, Crab-N-Go, and Shrimple as that! The H-Town Rebels will be streaming their run over at www.twitch.tv/splatoonuh