im goin apeshit why they drop hytale early

i'm not gay but $8 is $5

Reading @stevesi.xyz's amazing posts about Office 97's development got me wondering.. could there be more fun stuff hiding under the hood that nobody found yet? Yessir! There's a whole developer credits sequence incl. commentary from Clippit that starts 1 minute in. Take a look! 📹📎

You too can get bots in your replies if you mention s*ftware as a service

Saw some people telling an old man "thank you for your service" today. Completely nonsensical. Nobody as old as him could make a #SaaS.

We need your help! To stress test our back end systems and get ready for the 13th we enabled downloads of the launcher. You can download and sign in to get ready now! accounts.hytale.com/download Thank you, and we look forward to having you in game soon! #Hytale

why are they dropping hytale on a tuesday

chat gpt can pry my em dashes out of my cold dead hands

VR controllers need little low quality speakers in them like wiimotes

MASTER BRANCH: - you don't own slaves, just give it up - git repository initialized in the twentieth century MAIN BRANCH: - woke, virtue signaling - eat hot chip and lie TRUNK BRANCH: - cute, whimsical! - it's like a tree!!

MASTER BRANCH: - you don't own slaves, just give it up - git repository initialized in the twentieth century MAIN BRANCH: - woke, virtue signaling - eat hot chip and lie TRUNK BRANCH: - cute, whimsical! - it's like a tree!!

Goat glasses

Fine. DON'T like. DON'T comment. DON'T subscribe. It's OVER between us.

Wait bluesky still has the fancy open animation on iOS?? Why did it go away for me

I don't know if I'll ever get over the For You feed being ran on some guy's gaming PC it's so whimsical

my short thread of old (~2020) incremental games with suspicious links: skynetsimulator.com totallynotavirus.github.io thread over

going back to beat saber for the first time in a while!! playing through all the tracks i used to play and OW hey. ow my wrists ow ow fuck

i dont get why anyone would use a pc over a phone?? like you cant even tap the screen or take selfies 😭😭 what are u supposed to do on it

i_gdevs see nodebuster with 10000 overwhelmingly positive reviews on steam and are like i need to do EXACTLY what theyre doing and i will make a MILLION dollars

"ensh*ttification" Like you just did to my feed by swearing?

replaying outer wilds as part of an archipelago session because every once in a while i have to remind myself it *is* in fact that good of a game

i am creating a startup that will provide technical solutions for social problems

as if nothing happened

You know what? I'll say it. My hot take is [some real bullshit that makes you think less of me as a person]

why does steam schedule updates for like two weeks in the future

"discord is not a knowledgebase" people when I delete their forum database and there's no backups

the media won't tell you it but geoff had to fight kicking and screaming to get valve to not announce half life 3 at the game awards. "do it on christmas!" he cried. "it'll be so much cooler!" he pleaded

*snickers* too many ELECTRON APPS for you? why don't you just BUY MORE RAM, kid? wait... what?

reddit chat being just a matrix server with federation disabled is so funny

man i'm posting about AI too much sorry. I'll cut it out till the end of the year at least

my retired grandparents are on facebook 12 hours a day call that the elder scrolls

I was browsing Wikipedia's AI cleanup noticeboard and came across discussion of this conversation. LLM use on Wikipedia is such an alarming problem

Home Depot unveiled a single-use key that can open anything before disappearing into a puff of smoke. paletteswap.site/dif...

my feeds keep showing me this post. yes they put me in homebrew i get it already gosh

my epic games account apparently has one friend and i have no idea who that is

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whats the join date labeler i keep seeing screenshots but cant find the account

haptic-based trackpads are so ominous to me. like why do you not go down when powered off that's scary man!!

i'm a man of my word, emma

i remember when macos big sur came out and i could play webgl games anymore because they didnt understand my user agent

> We will help make coding tools like Claude Code & Claude Agent SDK faster & smaller >[...] the GitHub username with the most merged PRs in Bun's repo is now a Claude Code bot. anthropic bought bun so they could use claude code to make claude code faster i'm so confused

SOCIAL PROBLEM: there are bad people on my platform TECHNICAL SOLUTION: let everyone on the platform. give people the tools to run their own moderation services SOCIAL PROBLEM: they are harassing the people that run the moderation services

(speaking loudly in an open layout office) Hey Copilot, how do I get my coworkers to stop giving me weird looks?

Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/

when you vibe code an incremental game you get the same bad ux as developer ui but with cool css transitions and an obnoxious purple color scheme

My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.

okay fine. the game didn't actually "change my life" i just really really want you to play it