"THE ENSHITTIFICATION OF [platform]..." and it's something you can turn off in two clicks

_puts my hand on your shoulder_ hey man, it's okay. don't beat yourself up about it. that's just how the crumbl cookies sometimes

_puts my hand on your shoulder_ hey man, it's okay. don't beat yourself up about it. that's just how the crumbl cookies sometimes

if you have taken photos in years past, you can actually go in your gallery app and look at them

was missing my old friend

the year is 2025 and it's still terribly annoying to use multiple google accounts in one browser

thinking about the guy i saw weeks ago carrying a macbook under his arm. no backpack, no laptop bag, none of that stuff. just a macbook and flip flops

must be your lucky day! 1 million megabyte discord update that changes nothing but the version field in the manifest

send this to your local transfem as a subtle way of saying they're valid

sure man

i have a banger video game idea anyone wanna make it. ill tell you about the idea and then u can make it, i'll take 90% of the revenue bc the idea is like the most important part

@eblu average UK town/city names * Little Thrubwell * Pingle-On-Sea * Goils * Rot * Thywychaster (pronounced tie-ster) * Manford Thirtysixborough * Bimford Heath * Spunkley * West Ippie * Wazzock * Bert * Great-Royal-Hoilton-Spa-upon-Avon

Average US town/city names * McDowell * Farmville * Corbunton * New Barcelona * Clunky Lake * John * East Germany * Croatoan * Ohio City * Spring Hills * El Dorado

Microsoft Windows is still a perfectly usable operating system with multiple valid use cases that rely on programs that cannot be run on different OSes

got the MCP for my neuralink so Clod AI can tell me what to think

shoutout to minecraft.wiki for scooping up wiki.vg before it shut down that's a huge boon to the Me Economy (i flip through it like once a year and don't do anything with the information)

i think the inevitable outcome of ID verification on the fediverse is many instances just... not complying. all that's left to see is if governments prosecute

you don't need chatgpt for the tip-of-my-tongue stuff

does anyone have a link to the "this is not an issue i'd like to report a hacker" post on mojira

rust isnt special. you know what else is memory safe. a beautiful forest stream

tapped into a cryptocurrency twitter space. this is fascinating

peat saber where you slice big blocks of dirt

discord "only notify me about reactions on messages of mine that are older than a year" option

finally got a ref sheet after far too long =w= commission from @jiouska.bsky.social, tysm!!

skipping the intermediary steps, buying straight microplastics on aliexpress

how to social media: - like the funny posts :D - reblog the EPIC posts :o - don't look at ur follower count :P - speak ur truth, don't let them get u down ^_^ - log out when it gets too much 9w9

[meta] what if instead of fedi meta it was FUNNY meta and everyone giggled and laughed

I went to the opthalmologist earlier today for a routine check-up, and when we got to the eye chart (the letters-get-smaller thingy) it occurred to me I was starting to remember the letters between my visits. I asked the guy why the letters never changed, since it'd be easy to do so as it was a […]

discord vanity urls are link rot as a service

when i go to your website for the first time there's nothing i want to do more than log in with my google account

[religion] i don't go to church but when i go back to college i think itd be funny to make a tier list of all the churches in the area

the newer macbook airs with passive cooling are not good for gaming because you cant hear their screams for mercy send post

every time i run a CLI with `-h` as an argument and it says "invalid argument, try running --help for more info" i sigh deeply

trying to pick up hypixel skyblock again after like 4 years because it's never too late to start a bad habit

node's lack of real typescript support is holding back the entire ecosystem

in the linux community it's sort of taboo if you call it the "network". they call it the "notwork" instead

people keep telling me it's a "bad idea" to store all my passwords in a Word document on my college OneDrive but personally it seems fine to me

Have you asked Snubby? Try asking Enumio. Did you Gorp it? Bumblebee can probably answer that for you. Pumtee helped me with a similar question once. Query Zongo. Prompt Zongo. Zongo knows. Zongo will fix you. Zongo will fix you.

sure man

knowledge is being able to determine the best time to post your drafts wisdom is the realization you shouldn't post them

[this did not happen] 🚨 MINECRAFT ANNOUNCES SWITCH TO YEAR-BASED VERSIONING: Next version released to be 26.0.0

the fediverse moves your data off of Facebook's centralized datacenters and onto Hetzner's centralized datacenters

are there any cheap ass phones you can install something like postmarketos on. i need more weird hardware i need more weird software

Family movie night, got our organic popcorn popped in a solar oven, got the kiddo situated, projector setup hooked up to a media PC running only free software, kiddo situated and now she's all "DAAAAD, NOT BIG BUCK BUNNY AGAAAAAIN," but children have to learn about software freedom

Have you seen this new application? It's written in N. It literally uses Cerium. It's on Squernix with Wine. It's literally written with Zark. You can probably install it with Woo. Dude it's built on Birdnest. It's a Garkle exclusive. It's for Borp. You can run it on Borp. You can boot up Borp […]