why do powerscaling people always want to do dragon ball or one piece or some shit when you have badass real life matchups RIGHT THERE like squirrel vs. middle aged bald guy with weak hand eye coordination

discord orb quests really are a great glimpse into the dystopian future of right now sometimes

pc ports of ps4-era games try to include button prompts for any controllers besides xbox 360 challenge (impossible)

he's dead. they killed him

"hey john coltrane which deltarune secret boss is your favorite" "https://youtu.be/_Fz_ZgweERo?si=m6K9r0v-8y-h9ujz&t=250"

automata be like "i got that cog in me"

[uspol] saw this crashout and immediately knew what i had to do

I love frutiger aero

man what the hell i just ordered some refurbished pronouns on ebay and they sent me a box full of "ho/hum" 😭

i wasnt paying attention and i heard this from my tv and i thought i was having a fucking fever dream

in Wigan civilization, you are forced to choose between the one block jump for the Wigan kebab or the two block jump for the smack barm pey wet

was wheatley really _that_ stupid? his big initial fuckup is accidentally waking glados up, but the way he survives afterwards and his plan to take her down are both fairly smart, and his plan actually does work. he messed up like one real time and then he made every other mistake while being […]

[deltarune weird route spoilers] This vessel is **Pissing** me off... I'm the original **Snowgraver**

deltarune yesterday, actually. sorry, you missed it

yesterday i finally broke into my bastard wii mini. even when homebrewed this thing continues to inspire pain with how much NOTHING it can do. i love it

whatever happened to the spotpass archive project from last year? ik that it was supposed to be used by pretendo and such, but did the data eventually get published publicly? i can't find it at a cursory glance

HUSTLER TIP: always cultivate an image. for example, mine is a jpg with moderate compression artifacts and a fake transparent background

what if the brain had pain receptors and could therefore become itchy

the "pleas ipv6 peer with us xoxox" cake lives rent free inside my head

🚨 A dark fountain has emerged from the Sistine Chapel. A new Roaring Knight has been elected.

Your item has been sold on the Steam Marketplace for $0.01 :ishowfinance:

i am probably the first person in history to try modding this random ass game from 2016 with 0 players

tried to generate an image of "house-like carpet" and i somehow messed it up really really badly but i think i just have to roll with it at this point

being a child means thinking that garden warfare 2 is really good. being an adult means remembering that garden warfare 2 is actually still really good

[meandering trump impression] The other day, folks, I saw this _lit*tle blue guy, and he told me that I was too slow, and I told him, folks, that he was a *nasty_ little hedgehog, not even that good of a runner. And he wouldn't even be in this country if it wasn't for Sleepy Joe and the woke […]

there is still no viable alternative to discord and you are kidding yourself if you say there is

why are they called "seagulls" when their favorite habitat is clearly the parking lots at target

big stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYildhxCmgw

so do you think the next pope will inherit the last one's copy of Undertale

"hey dawg can i get some monica in my life?" "only a little bit"

[c programmers if they had rizz] damn girl, were you defined using the volatile keyword? because you have value just the way that you are ❤️

listening to smooth jazz while playing deadlock and i'm doing significantly better. is this how babies feel when they listen to mozart

some account named "StingyFromLazyTown" just forked my personal site's github repo and made a single commit that added a license file containing this???????

wakey wakey chicken bakey. the early rizzler brings the boom