The year is 2026. You awaken and look at your phone. The pope has dunked on the US president’s mastodon instance url

econony

the groking dead

Cboyardee Dilbert will outlast the real Dilbert

Freddy NASbear

The puppy is not the monkey is not the baby

more like MicroFops

Sonic Thrush

Brave browser, more like bave bowser

Game Reformer

at the gamed freak straight up botchin it

When do they add dark stars to the flag?

programming languages were not meant to do classes. years of coding and yet no real world use found for interpreters

it sucks that so many features in games that relied on tag mode and streetpass are functionally dead

I'm gonna start the first "Pills that taste good" factory

in the aped ril straight up fooling it

the moon launch is just one massive April Fools joke

Deltarune today

At the pickled rick straight up missing it, and by it? haha, well lets just say. my szechuan sauce

your heart is now manually beating

I'm a little late, but happy Trans Day of Visibility! I'm a trans person and I have no income of my own, I've also been trying to reapply to SNAP with my partner. As a result I've been finding myself with no food more often again. I also need to repair my bike, which gets my partner to work and […]

please excuse my dark ambien swag

Linus Hex Tips

Remembering how I got Raymond like a couple days into ACNH, which was around the height of the Raymond craze

polymarket for betting on bets on polymarket

Brawl is gonna be 20 in 2 years....

Just raw dogged my firstborn child's birth. No Switch, no Steam Deck, no sissy hypno goonslop. Just me, my wife, and her son

Anyone else raw dog their own wedding?

i'm actually learning code finally. maybe having 7 or more monitors/tv's in my living space really turned my life into Lain

oh man i get to name the variables whatever i want this is so epic

dont use ai generated code, use me who just figured out how syntax works yesterday and can use printf

Coding has always been something I just can't get whenever I've tried to learn about it, admittedly on my own though.

[US pol adjacent] Presidential campaign with the slogan "Meth to America"

Damn 25 years since the GBA...

I just fought Ayn Rand in the fediverse

Just mentally referred to truck nuts as "trump nuts"

America runs on Pumkin

[poob if it were made by babies] Boob has it for you

just raw-dogged a trip to my local walmart. no twitter. no podcast. no streaming. no speeding. just existing in the moment. built different.

i just realized. if i go around knocking on doors to ask if they'd like to learn about streetpass, i'd probably get a streetpass eventually.

zuckerman enter the zuckerverse

I'm trying to de-Yahoo! my life but it's not going so well. Any tips?

office buildings and hotel pools are the scariest places on earth, everyone knows this

they call them "dungeon crawlers" because they make them for babies

Starship is basically our Hindenburg but way more destructive to the environment and an even bigger waste of resources

Chances are, your town is run by ancient NIMBYs who should be living in a retirement home. It's also an election year, so I'd take the chance to vote against them. Even if there's nobody running to unseat them, you should still do a write-in. Our cities are plagued with these people and we will […]

vlc media player fans when they drive past a construction site

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