youtube's new "hype" feature reveals who the site's core userbase is: neurodivergent teenage gamers

I haven't read/watched harry potter and I don't plan to but why does it sound like everyone takes their wizard boarding school so seriously. you're giving a bunch of adolescents access to magic, they'd probably be changing all the room numbers to 67 and conjuring pizzas constantly

I turn 25 in may. sobering to think about

who the hell is jacking up all the prices on .space domains

dear fedi I think this whole AI thing sucks too but I think that maybe there's a bit too much complaining about it happening on here

ok so I crunched the numbers. if I move out of this apartment as of right now I'd end up owing them $6,230 plus any extra damage/maintenance costs that might have arisen from being here. and that's not even mentioning moving costs or where I'd even move to that I could reasonably afford. aughhhh!!!

I'm gonna have to ask if it's allowed to install like. a towel bar in my bathroom or something, I'm up to two failed command hook installations and I'm tired of hanging my towel up on the cabinet door

FYI!!! the news coming out is definitely very important but if you need to take a break from it for your mental health, mastodon has a really good filtering system that you can take advantage of in the settings. drop a few words in there related to what you don't want to see and you can set it […]

dude I am way too depressed to be interacting with people, I just make everything about my own problems and annoy the hell out of everyone out of a desperate attempt to be listened to

look. I'm trying out here but the only representation that I get in video games is Gran Turismo 3

gee I sure wonder if this album has a hidden track on it

the fediverse has its issues but man do I like seeing someone revive an instance. there's still hope after all

dude why is it so hard to make friends in your 20s I just want someone to hang out with

despite everything it's still immensely funny how donald trump thinks that bombing foreign countries is how you get a nobel peace prize

my head isn't in the sand btw I just really don't want to stress myself or anyone else out

ah cool my internet died again I guess. nice job sparklight

honestly I'm probably just going to stick with the stock mastodon app for now until moshidon gets a bit further in its rebase

RE: https://mas.to/@minecraft_ebooks/115831898410737567 it's called a road, it's called a rainbow road

[vent] I'm gonna be real how are you ever supposed to act sane in front of other people when your entire life is just multiple layers of trauma

everyone who got mad at 67 just doesn't know how teenagers operate. in my high school precalc class half of my classmates started giggling as soon as the teacher said "sigma notation"

it's funny how as soon as siivagunner went on their beginning of year hiatus my subscribed feed on youtube became usable again

sometimes I think about how one of the creators of smiling friends is also the same guy who caused a bunch of randos to harass someone because she drew a comic about how funny it was that pewdiepie got robbed

LCD soundsystem fan looking at the landscapers going wild outside their house: I'm losing my hedge

first note of the hotel mario intro

people are tagging me on every bit of scolipede art ever and honestly like. I appreciate it but I can't help but wonder if they're annoying the OP lol

wait oh my god bfdie is going to tie into tpot 21 I think. because pencil got timewarped back to the beginning of the series and bfdie takes place during season 1

nah like I have to be serious about this, I was led into places that were very bad for me out of isolation/scrupulosity/fear of abandonment that pressured me into accepting a lot of stuff that I either don't like or was just really messed up in general and I've barely begun to process this

gonna be very clear right now I do not vibe with "radqueer" identities and I'm going to have to ask you to leave and maybe reassess your beliefs if you're lost in that sauce

I have opinions about Linux

Facebook kind of has a monopoly on used stuff huh

the way I see it it's like this: * mastodon: niche as hell and filters out most people but those that remain are super likely to actually talk to you, for better or for worse * tumblr: people are either funny, creative, or will give you moral OCD * bluesky: the twitter-cloning character […]

look man I think BFDI having theatrical releases is cool but doing it for every episode is going to wear everyone thin

ok I was expecting a lot of things from the New BFDI Episode but it definitely wasn't that lmao???

wario world implies the existence of mario morld

I still have hope. 2026 might just be the year of fez II

In 2026 I'm going to strive to be more obnoxious. That's why I'm mass reporting everyone who posts death threats as a joke

# **merry christmas**

I'm chipping away at beating classic mode with every character in super smash bros ultimate. it turns out that I make for a terrible fox player which instantly disqualifies me from all melee tournaments

central time is the only time zone that matters sorry everyone

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Hey, if you're so smart then why don't you simplify 0.8571 into a fraction

I love having social anxiety and moral OCD to the point where I just do not engage with anyone online anymore! barf

I was confused about why the lyrics were suddenly "crunk soul brother" until I realized that I was listening to Fratboy Slim

I'm going to cause problems and smash headfirst into a wall at 8,000mph

getting a custom game case for all of my gba (and a couple gbc) games would be awesome but I crunched some numbers and I'd be paying like $90 for it so uhh maybe not

Mario's Stupid Idiot Adventure Blast

the thing about both bluesky and mastodon is that they're too wrapped up in trying to be twitter that they aren't really innovating so much as offering an alternative

seasoned adults in the chat. I need furniture but I'm on a budget and don't want to introduce any more pests into my apartment or give them a place to hide (I already have a headache from the roach infestation). what do I do

kirby air ride city trial is the original pubg/fortnite battle royale