:3 #tomodachilife 💙

Maybe I DO like the morning shift…

they’re going through your mail 📮💌

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

Sunday

It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game

Autism diagnosis and silly pikachu tattoo in the same week. Epic

Tomodachi life in 9 days I’m so happy I get to chose my work schedule for the next few weeks

Beep beep, move aside

My facial hair is starting to grow in more unified/less patchy (not perfect by any stretch but better) and I’m deciding that eventually maybe some of it can stay

Mfw someone posts callouts about their friend posting about their friend group drama and it ends up on my feed

i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!

Movies

“There has always been a degree of chaos around passengers having to choose right as they’re boarding how they’re going to help keep the plane tidy,” said Southwest representative Martin Nieman

Today I played hit Japanese rhythm game chunithm and finally got an S on a level 15 (which was a sightread as well!)

Disco!

And like that, they killed the game 😔

5 minutes left at work. help me kim

Fun is Infinite.

Story idea where a jaded scruffy middle aged man whose recently become a widower finds a new passion for life in Japanese rhythm games

Boys I gotta be real idk why my facial hair would rather grow under my face rather than on it

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

FURSONA MINIFIGS?!

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

uh oh

oh my god??

I'm chiinsaw man ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆

Illnesses I’ve had in the past 2 months: Cold (twice) COVID Stomach bug Sinus Infection UTI When will it END

I own a car 🚗

Divorce is on Nintendo Music

Irritating thing about buying a car at 22 with mom there for support is salesmen refusing to talk to ME. Guy who is buying the car

Perhaps the only perk for me in being neurodivergent is that when I need to make a purchase on literally anything I spend a few days to a week beforehand becoming a temporary expert in whatever I’m looking at. I’m an EV car guy for now

Sometimes I think working with older kids would be nice but daycare doesn’t have Parent Teacher Associations and my students aren’t strong enough to throw a chair so I think I’ll stay in my daycare teacher lane

We are so fucking back

Discussing fighting game patches in the group chat

love your friends, let your friends love you

Leon S Kennedy lives through enough RE games to experience twink death to DILF birth

Emailed my former principal of middle school (who eventually became the principal of my high school online program as well) after he asked how I was doing when I emailed to ask for transcripts. Honestly the opportunity to talk about all the *good* in my life was much needed right now

This may be the dumbest device on here actually. The baby likely won’t even latch onto it properly if it’s not at the right angle anyway + the obvious suffocation risk of putting any material near a baby’s mouth. They learn to hold it eventually, take 30 minutes to feed them for now smh

Outback getting rid of the 11 oz sirloin is my 9/11

Congratulations Vince Gilligan for making Pluribus, a vehicle for getting Rhea Seehorn all the awards she got screwed out of