5 minutes left at work. help me kim

Fun is Infinite.

Story idea where a jaded scruffy middle aged man whose recently become a widower finds a new passion for life in Japanese rhythm games

Boys I gotta be real idk why my facial hair would rather grow under my face rather than on it

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

FURSONA MINIFIGS?!

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

uh oh

oh my god??

I'm chiinsaw man ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆

Illnesses I’ve had in the past 2 months: Cold (twice) COVID Stomach bug Sinus Infection UTI When will it END

I own a car 🚗

Divorce is on Nintendo Music

Irritating thing about buying a car at 22 with mom there for support is salesmen refusing to talk to ME. Guy who is buying the car

Perhaps the only perk for me in being neurodivergent is that when I need to make a purchase on literally anything I spend a few days to a week beforehand becoming a temporary expert in whatever I’m looking at. I’m an EV car guy for now

Sometimes I think working with older kids would be nice but daycare doesn’t have Parent Teacher Associations and my students aren’t strong enough to throw a chair so I think I’ll stay in my daycare teacher lane

We are so fucking back

Discussing fighting game patches in the group chat

love your friends, let your friends love you

Leon S Kennedy lives through enough RE games to experience twink death to DILF birth

Emailed my former principal of middle school (who eventually became the principal of my high school online program as well) after he asked how I was doing when I emailed to ask for transcripts. Honestly the opportunity to talk about all the *good* in my life was much needed right now

This may be the dumbest device on here actually. The baby likely won’t even latch onto it properly if it’s not at the right angle anyway + the obvious suffocation risk of putting any material near a baby’s mouth. They learn to hold it eventually, take 30 minutes to feed them for now smh

Outback getting rid of the 11 oz sirloin is my 9/11

Congratulations Vince Gilligan for making Pluribus, a vehicle for getting Rhea Seehorn all the awards she got screwed out of

Oh I think I want to go into nursing… oh no

You don’t have to want kids or even enjoy being around them. But it’s also worth unpacking why kids simply existing, learning, or having unmet needs reads as “annoying,” “unlikeable,” or “bad behavior.” This collective discomfort with noise, need, & vulnerability is why many ADULTS are struggling.

Looking back at my Christmas presents I got from parents in my toddler class, ALL of them referred to me as “Mr. Aspen” or just Aspen. Genuinely so wonderful it makes me wanna cry my eyes out a little lol

“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together” the humble semicolon:

Time to dust this one off again

I love hearing we have a tour at our daycare and having to think “wow I hope it’s a set of real parents and not someone here to investigate how many childcare centers are real” very normal things

Arcade Gannon from Fallout: New Vegas, Painted by me #miniaturepainting #fallout

good gender-nuetral entity

Miku wishes you a happy new year! #初音ミク #art #animation #イラスト

Unrelated but glad to know other daycares also have those stupid blue cots that stick together like glue when you stack them and have to wiggle them free every nap time. Also the classroom in this pic is cute as fuck

it was hard to pick for a recap this year but here's just a few of my favorites! im booking January & February, so if u want a cute tattoo in Philadelphia, get in touch!!

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sticker reward for a yuri art rally I’ll be doing at ALA2026!

Happy holidays, lil gremlins~ 🌟 Including Nemesis in my artworks makes them so much more fun to draw haha 😆 #residentevil #jillvalentine #re3 #residentevil3 #rebhfun #xmas #memeart #fanart

Get ready for post new years where I will get up on my soap box to celebrate 10 years of being out as transgender

These method actors are getting out of control

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Fursona is now LOCKED IN thanks to the amazing and talented @qwizibo.bsky.social !!! Thank you so much for helping me figure out what I wanted and dealing with my indecision 🥹