love your friends, let your friends love you

Leon S Kennedy lives through enough RE games to experience twink death to DILF birth

Emailed my former principal of middle school (who eventually became the principal of my high school online program as well) after he asked how I was doing when I emailed to ask for transcripts. Honestly the opportunity to talk about all the *good* in my life was much needed right now

This may be the dumbest device on here actually. The baby likely won’t even latch onto it properly if it’s not at the right angle anyway + the obvious suffocation risk of putting any material near a baby’s mouth. They learn to hold it eventually, take 30 minutes to feed them for now smh

Outback getting rid of the 11 oz sirloin is my 9/11

Congratulations Vince Gilligan for making Pluribus, a vehicle for getting Rhea Seehorn all the awards she got screwed out of

Oh I think I want to go into nursing… oh no

You don’t have to want kids or even enjoy being around them. But it’s also worth unpacking why kids simply existing, learning, or having unmet needs reads as “annoying,” “unlikeable,” or “bad behavior.” This collective discomfort with noise, need, & vulnerability is why many ADULTS are struggling.

Looking back at my Christmas presents I got from parents in my toddler class, ALL of them referred to me as “Mr. Aspen” or just Aspen. Genuinely so wonderful it makes me wanna cry my eyes out a little lol

“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together” the humble semicolon:

Time to dust this one off again

I love hearing we have a tour at our daycare and having to think “wow I hope it’s a set of real parents and not someone here to investigate how many childcare centers are real” very normal things

Arcade Gannon from Fallout: New Vegas, Painted by me #miniaturepainting #fallout

good gender-nuetral entity

Miku wishes you a happy new year! #初音ミク #art #animation #イラスト

Unrelated but glad to know other daycares also have those stupid blue cots that stick together like glue when you stack them and have to wiggle them free every nap time. Also the classroom in this pic is cute as fuck

it was hard to pick for a recap this year but here's just a few of my favorites! im booking January & February, so if u want a cute tattoo in Philadelphia, get in touch!!

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sticker reward for a yuri art rally I’ll be doing at ALA2026!

Happy holidays, lil gremlins~ 🌟 Including Nemesis in my artworks makes them so much more fun to draw haha 😆 #residentevil #jillvalentine #re3 #residentevil3 #rebhfun #xmas #memeart #fanart

Get ready for post new years where I will get up on my soap box to celebrate 10 years of being out as transgender

These method actors are getting out of control

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Fursona is now LOCKED IN thanks to the amazing and talented @qwizibo.bsky.social !!! Thank you so much for helping me figure out what I wanted and dealing with my indecision 🥹

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

Yowch!

As I sit here feeding another outdoor cat that could be a stray or someones pet....I get more pissed off. Stop letting your cats be outdoor. It's bad for their health. If you can't handle entertaining your cat indoors, than dont have one. Just ugh.Pisses me off so much. Forever anti-outdoor cats.

Oh so they’re just getting rid of all ways to legally become a permanent resident as a foreign national. Fun.

YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLETOE!!! YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLEYOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!! THE BERRIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE FOR MISTLETOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!!! THE BERRIES ARE RED!!!!! NOOOOOOO

There’s an evil demon inside of me that wants to start getting the toddlers at work to start saying 6-7 just out of spite at this point

Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes

cw: drugs (cannabis) I got very high at a party yesterday ║ #SaucyArt | #SaucySona | #Furry | #FurryNSFW ║

Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!

I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.

Really locking in on fursona stuff if anyone has kemono artists they recommend yell them at me plz

Oh you decline to be alone with a woman who isn’t your wife out of a desire to honor her and your marriage vows? I’m actually normal with friends but your way is also interesting

watch out for cheese dreams

The kids saying 6-7 could never annoy me as much as the grown ass adults who spend all day complaining about it I will be so fucking for real

i enjoy that its standard practice for sex toy companies to send u little mini dongs bc then i can give them to my nendos like this

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

Thank u, good night

ok thanks i guess

Whenever you see this image on Bluesky you're about to read a brave post outlining a passionate and principled stand that literally 100% of this site's userbase already agrees with.

I’m seeing so many fursuits I like and I’m too nervous to ask about people’s fursuit makers 😞