I’m getting into findom Cyrano de Bergerac style

I'm so exhausted

I'm such a huge fan of my friends

I think President Trump is brave to shut down the government instead of releasing the Epstein files

DESPITE ALL MY HURT I AM STILL JUST A WORM IN THE DIRT

who up squiggling they strenis

get out of my house get out of my house get out of my house

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

I'm so tired of being in pain :(

The juxtaposition between the news talking about peaceful protestors getting arrested on terrorist charges and then immediately talking about the genocide is just so fucking ridiculous. We've agreed there is genocide, so why are we still arresting people protesting against it as terrorists?

You can't bomb the truth away.

Saturdays are for PTSD

"don't worry about my meaty balls" - Maggie 2025

Willoughby Tucker, I'll Always Love You

Dwayne "The Regirock" Johnson.

EMOTIONS ARE HORRIBLE AND OVERWHELMING AND I HATE THAT I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY

I got my first full combo on Rift of the Necrodancer and nothing will ever be better than this moment

I wish I was a frog

Every time an American dunks on British food, we take another of your signature dishes and pie it.

I knew it was love, when I rode home crying

i miss the feeling i had when i first played sonic heroes

All of the blokes that follow my friend because she's a woman, and literally only horny post,we are laughing at your penis

Yeah :(

shout shout let it all out

human body has been incredibly mean to me ALL day and it's quite fuckin rude

I had a dream that I had a girlfriend with three hands and her name was Handra

As a totally well functioning adult it's totally valid for me to barricade myself in my room and watch yu gi oh all day, right? RIGHT?

Brain machine go brrrrrrr (not in a fun way :( )

The runescape GE doesn't sell a good night sleep and quite frankly I'm offended

OBJECTION!

"elon musk is autistic! and he's on ketamine!!!" so are all my friends, stop making him sound cool

mashed potato sandwich tbh

fucking stupid that kneecap's set isn't being broadcast 🙃

boy howdy i love it when my friends are happy

nobody can stop me from eating four bags of cheez-its at 2am and honestly, i think that's beautiful

Despite all my rage I am still just a Nicholas Cage

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

And I wish lobotomies were still available

I'm such a sleepy bitch

Why do sims fans never talk about urbz gba smh my head

sandwich of the cheese

Ohhhhhhhh I'm almost at sternly written email levels of mild frustration!!!!!!!!