Texas Measles Outbreak, a horror film starring RFK Jr.

New make-believe 60 Min producer Bilton and one stray letter: "And if we don’t move with it, in the ways that matter, we won’t be here for the next sixty years. I want to do everything humanely possible to ensure that we are.”

Next time offer Trump a cut.

This administration gets more despotic and despicable by the hour. (Also, we have those records, so purging them is just stupidly about you.)

David woke up and chose violence

We gotta do something about faces man, I’ve been seeing too many faces doing stuff like this the past few years and it’s upsetting. You know who had a face that wasn’t like this was Robert Redford.

Whew, so I'm living in some sick 2024 AI simulation: newrepublic.com/post/210621/...

Rubio: we must end our epic failure in Iran so we can focus on starving the Cuban people.

Under Trump, only the worst people.

Trump‘s America www.wsj.com/economy/cons...

Every day Stephen Miller dreams up a new way to break up families and torment POC immigrants. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

And yet you support Trump (NYT): “All I want is just one normal day,” said Representative Virginia Foxx of North Carolina, who in her role as the chairwoman of the Rules Committee is in charge of controlling proceedings on the House floor. “Just give me one normal day.”

God, I hope Colbert's last guests are Barack and Michelle. “Mr. President, I just have to ask: What’s it like to lose your job at the peak of your abilities and popularity?”

jfc "Trump asked whether the Chinese leader ever took other foreign guests to the same place." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Thanks, John "Jim Crow" Roberts.

Problem is choosing between impeachable offenses (WAPO): “You got to win the midterms because if we don’t win the midterms, it’s just going to be — I mean, they’ll find a reason to impeach me. I’ll get impeached,” he told House Republicans at a retreat in January.

Leak it.

Those drones ain't for Chinese invaders.

Remember checks and balances?

Update: Susan Collins is disappointed.

The GOP: “Do not ever doubt President Trump and his political power. Fuck around, find out”, White House communications director Steven Cheung said in a social media post. Another WH: "Occasionally you have to shoot a hostage. The next one is Thomas Massie.”

A 17-year-old homeschooled guy described as suicidal stole his mother's guns to kill Muslims and himself. The mother had several guns. Jesus Christ.

The corruption is so deep, so profound. Work hard, people, or lose the last shreds of our republic: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...

Respect to the devout but my dudes have you heard about golden idols?

Trump wants a racist, oligarchic, Christian-Nationalist takeover. It's our job to stop him.

what is he doing

Chinese newspaper cartoon (Today... 😂 )

He’s telling his private army that he’ll pay them now and pardon them again when they assault Congress in Jan 2027.

All the philosophy students who pursued their passion made a wise decision. Learning how to think is a always a good investment. Psychology grads are not doing too badly on the job market either.

Hannity knows he's fucked. End of the line.

Bummer about the little man.

Only the best people.

Political arguments come and go but the Hellman’s vs. Cain’s battle is forever.

Trump has miraculously created cars and trucks that can hold $100 worth of gas!

Our hard-working President spent hours finding and reposting racist slop.

But they’re definitely not racist

Someone take his phone away. He's cratering.

I love the idea of income for SAHPs. That could save so many people from abusive relationships. If only we lived in a society that gave a shit about preventing domestic violence instead of the heritage foundation actively promoting it.

In which we learn Ghislaine Maxwell has unlimited access to toilet paper: www.cnn.com/2026/05/07/p...

do any religious texts mention golden idols anywhere

This is insane. The administration is trying to destroy America.

Why in the name of God did GOP senators vote for this guy? Deeply compromised alcoholic hack. FWIW we're talking about Ka$h, not Pete.

He's nuts.

GOP playbook: only by electing us can you get gas prices down to above what they were when Trump started his second term.

Trump’s odd HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! endorsements tag seems like fear projection.

Ross Douthat's chat with Ray Dalio would be great if it didn't include Ross Douthat. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/07/o...

Fuck this entire administration to the moon: www.cnn.com/2026/05/04/u...