is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it

The essence of the Spanish soul: “Even against 10 men at the end we had to suffer,” Spain coach Luis De La Fuente said. “But, we like to suffer, and I’ll say it again, we were prepared for everything.”

Washington is choking in climate change smoke.

Dontcha know there's a war on?

"Many Republican lawmakers are beginning to quiet-quit. The Wall Street Journal called it the G.O.P. “zombie Congress” — not in open revolt, exactly, but not ready to take a bullet for the president and his self-serving crusades as the midterms approach."

Today the Tate brothers were arrested and I learned there are planets called super-puffs. Two gold stars.

Getting hit in the head by Shakira’s hip would be a great way to go.

Elise like to mix high dudgeon with consciousness of guilt.

At this point the French team will have to row back home in a survival raft.

“You look like idiots” is a great line for Dems.

What a crap political operation.

No Trump posts for 17 hours. Is it transfusion Saturday?

Trump will demand we postpone elections when the market crashes this quarter.

I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.

There's nothing wrong with our elections, but there is something wrong with Donald Trump.

The SAVE Act makes it harder for married women to vote.

That raging moment is 10 percent of the volume in the Oval.

A presidential address of watery, explosive diarrhea.

This is the longest consciousness-of-guilt speech in history.

“Labert Propane”

We're all extremely fucked if Trump figures out any way to make even a dime off explosive diarrhea.

Kirk seduces troll dolls.

a good way to avoid the explosive diarrhea parasite is to only eat ultraprocessed foods

It's a reality show, with conspiracy theories and nukes: White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said, “The truth is, nobody knows yet what President Trump will ultimately say, which is why everyone should tune in.”

But DC is a crime-free paradise now!

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Have we litigated this to death? Absolutely. Does it feel exhausting to have to do it again? Sure. But he's going to use these 2020 lies as an excuse for meddling in the 2026 midterms, so the lies need to be called out as obvious bullshit AND a direct threat to our political system.

What will Trump do now that Lindsey’s not around to restrain him?

Every head of lettuce should have a tracking device.

I can pretty much post this every week after each new death where there remains zero accountability for any of the agents or their supervisors. Lowered standards, unqualified people, rushed through shortened training, toxic culture & leadership, lots of weapons. A perfect storm.

Richard Holbrooke died on a New York street the same way. I know only one survivor and it was a very near thing.

Three MA towns sounds about right.

Barf except for “Exit Only”

WE HAVE NOT HAD A SINGLE DAY OF PEACE SINCE THE DERANGED ASSHOLE AND HIS FAMILY MOVED BACK IN TO THE WHITE HOUSE🤨

Trump can fuck up anything.

He’s going go get a radio show, or whatever they call it now.

Okay, now can we focus on the sa/rape guy in the WH?

When it comes to New England politics you can just assume @radiofreetom.bsky.social is the house.

Trump's first impeachment had nothing to do with the Russian hoax (which wasn't a hoax btw). It was for Trump's blackmail attempts on Ukraine to lie about Biden.

Off to bomb someone, somewhere.

Mic drop.

What's the Kalshi line on who's getting fired for Trump's lame 250th?

Start at about 20 min. Apparently his 250th message is that we're going to deport communists or ... something: x.com/WhiteHouse/s...

John Thune has the worst job in the world.

One can only hope. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

Mamdani and Swift 250th eclipse Trump and it’ll eat him alive forever. Glorious Fourth y’all.

Medically, the beers you have while grilling don’t count. The science behind it is fascinating

These commas don’t run.

Years ago I edited a book for Time-Life on the Medal of Honor, from the Civil War through 1985. I studied hard, interviewed the survivors (most recipients don't make it) and met many more, from WWII to Iraq I. This is a desecration.

During a heatwave, I like to install a powerful fan in each room. I find their unending compliments and praise really take the edge off.