South Philly snow removal guidelines, page 6: "The same machete that you use to remove snow from your parking spot can also be used to drive off those who would attempt to park in the space after you have cleared it."

I’m proposing that Lanthanite continue to be a boutique species, members of which only to be played by legends. Jenifer Lewis could be a Lanthanite. Liv Ullmann. That kinda thing

Kate Bush:

Same mirror. Same pose. But feel like I’m seeing some progress in the gym

15 year old me realizing I am gay:

Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.

I haven’t watched Heated Rivalry yet. Should I binge it during the snow storm this weekend?

Pakku to Katara

Mrs Claus to Santa tonight

The Supreme Court in 2000:

Philly, you’re beautiful

Jen Shah atm

I’m headed to Chicago for the first time this summer. I have a few spots I’m planning to check out. Does anyone have recommendations for things to see/places to go?

Anything that forces Kim Davis to fuck off turns me on.

Oh.

Jonathan Bailey has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025.

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