SCREAMING THIS FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS

amazing things i learn about my cat every day: i'm timeblind so when my cat wants food i trust him (yes he is fat now) but i recently started paying attention to when he starts bugging me and it's every 4 hours literally on the dot

Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers https://theonion.com/prosthetic-hand-recipient-slowly-relearning-to-lick-barbecue-sauce-off-fingers/

Holds up

i dont know how people abuse their pets my cat just tore into my shoulder and it was excruciatingly painful and all i could think to do was lightly chuck him away and then throw tea on him like he was an evil spirit

this stuff is so funny, truly. tech has created a genie that will grant unlimited wishes but randomly fulfills them in disastrous ways.

HES AFTER MY EGGS

overate knowing damn well i cant digest food properly anmore and got a stomach ache so bad i had to go lie down twice tonight and it still hurts

Learned just now my cat thinks "are you hungee?" means breakfast and not food in general, because it's what I say when he wakes me up to get him breakfast. I realized this because he was utterly baffled I said that and didn't give him wet food (which I give him a dollop of every morning).

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

decided i want to learn how to paint better -_-

only just now noticing that thanks to shorter days my houseplant wilts within a week of no water...im sorry ill do better baby

ok i understand people who freak out at anyone who makes hot cocoa with water because i usually make mine with creamer like it's tea but i forgot to put the creamer in and BLEEEEEECH

my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree me: who my mom: the gay pride sheep

Napped and was out for 6 hours. Didn't realize I was in need like that

It's 7am and m having an hours-long anxiety attack✌️✌️✌️

floor photo of shame for the SHIT!!!! My cat digs out to my desk wastebin to bring to my bedroom at 3am

I think a lot of nostalgia for the 90s and 00s comes from wanting a society where a 20 something can afford a shitty apartment with a shitty job, and you could get a shitty job.

literally no food in my house because i didnt want to go outside and i undershopped at the beginning of the month [kicks rock]

slept in till 4pm and almost fell asleep again just now i have a deficiency of some kind

Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk. please donate if you can! fund.blender.org

spent the entire day asleep and now its 2am and im not tired. kill me

This is 100% true. A guy paid a million dollars JUST to write the first book about it. Techbros were absolutely convinced it was world-changing.

what the fuck. i use facebook so little i dont even know what my facebook looks like this is My Mom chat. leave it

pinched a nerve in my shoulder so on top of being sick i have nerve pain. i dont have enough ibuprofen for this

For the low low price of 17 dollars you can get the funniest possible bundle of games ever

#VOCALOID News UPDATE Adachi Rei’s crowdfunding has hit the third and (currently) final stretch goal. This means she will receive a second VOCALOID6 voicebank, which this one will notably give her the ability to also sing in English and Chinese alongside her default Japanese.

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I'm sick!!!!!!

"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."

My cats tendency to fetch garbage is out of control he just brought me a whole empty chip bag at 4am. Baby boy that was in the trashcan nothing could be less a toy.

On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.

I haven't been involved in singsynth fandom in a while and just getting ghosts of it flashing past stresses me tf out. The sheer rage and disgust at literally anything that's popular is so uncomfortable

TAPS SCREEN For like the zillionth time: Libraries are FREE for you, but WE still get compensated for our work!!

Infinity Nikki 2.0 is literally the best Nikki has ever been and due to her vacant personality and the Sea of Stars being the root for all new players you aren't actually missing much if you start there. You aren't missing anything at all actually. I actually recommend you skip ahead first

"hidden gem" was a (mostly interrogative) pre-dynastic phrase used by a class of archivist monks known as "redditors" that called upon listeners to share publicly their experiences with media that sucked dog shit

I know your thoughts and mental state depend on stimulus but it is truely shocking as someone who regularly dissociates to be daydreaming and then experiencing pain severe enough nothing in life matters

downloaded the albums i've bought and clouddrop by jamie paige is some of the most affecting music ive listened to

this is how i talk about harvest moon a wonderful life. story of seasons reworked the most horrendously fuck-awful stuff so now i dont sound crazy when i say its my favourite farming sim of all time (after clocking like 80 hours in all the other farming sims normal people like)

#VOCALOID News From December 1st, a crowdfunding will begin for Adachi Rei, dubbed VOCALOID FAN-ding by YAMAHA; a new project to fund character IPs to become vocalists on the VOCALOID engine. Samples can be found below and in replies, along with funding targets.

i have 2 sores sitting right next to each other and the numbing medicine i have isnt working 🥹

every time i open a can i think of bean dad, specifically because during that saga he inadvertently admitted that he did not know how to open a can himself

Ruby the rat🐁☀️ (she/her)

I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.

the best way to get out of an extrinsic game that you find yourself still playing despite disliking is to just force yourself to miss an event in-game. if you're the completionist type it's an extremely fast way to sever yourself from it

i love my friends .

DYING

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kind of obsessed with c+v english utau. its so crunchy-sounding like classic CV banks. The Adachi Rei english bank sounds SO good like she was born to sing that way

GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!! im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol. play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348... check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg