pissing off every spanish speaker who meets my cat by naming him gâteau

today’s the big bike race, right?

one year of being in your thirties could happen to anyone, but two years is clearly a pattern

wtf.. we turn 31 two weeks from tomorrow. which means we'll actually be in our 30s and it won't have just been a fluke

Next Year I Will Let Striker Use His Gun

(Original song by Yelle, vpr and tuning by me) and bc i'm sick in the head you know i had to make a sweet ann version of this too <3 honestly she's probably the best engloid for french?? multilingual queen #vocaloid #sweetann www.tumblr.com/balzabul/822...

i love conlanging

who knows if i'll actually finish it, but the little challenge ive given myself is to create a simple kicarus tennis game in time for the 40th anniversary in december :3c

game dev is easier and more accessible than ever before but every single step still has me like

i love the american healthcare system i love waiting 3 months to see a guy who tells me to use tea tree oil for depression and whom i only go to so i can ask for a referral to a different doctor worth anything at all

doctor running late in an empty building and we're fast approaching the start of my shift 🫩

my pcp who sucks has a 4.9/5 rating on my health insurance's website.. girl from who

got the idea for a goofy post-apoc tennis game last night named Apocalypse Love (get it? do you get it?) and it's rotating around in my head. hm

ohhh i should do one of those old "time warp" memes (<- the deviantart definition of meme) but for us and our fellow alters..

yellow sky...

receiving in the mail a useless tchotchke i preordered over a year and a half ago while im now in a much more dire financial position feels exactly like that the office meme of the main guy getting a handshake

(Original song by Yelle, vpr and tuning by me) and bc i'm sick in the head you know i had to make a sweet ann version of this too <3 honestly she's probably the best engloid for french?? multilingual queen #vocaloid #sweetann www.tumblr.com/balzabul/822...

btw... its my 5 yr anniversary with my beloved incredible perfect wife today... if anyone has some nickelsnquarters in their pocket and feels generous we would really love to order soemthing for dinner tonite... no pressure ko-fi.com/pettypalps

#drawmries #artfight for @funnybunny0088.bsky.social a rare "garoo crew" commander garoo fanclub t-shirt? these were only available at a single panel at the Y20 dr. sloth convention!!!

idk how tf all the teens at the skatepark near my job are doing it, i took 2 breaths outside w/o a mask on and started hacking up a lung 🙁

the smoke out rn is craaaazy but my car's a/c is still busted so im driving around w the windows open and mask on in 90 degree heat. if i die, blame my enemies

Respect Her.

using synthv's audio->midi feature on my own singing to help with a cover im struggling with but i sang it bad so it's actually more work to fix the result than just continuing by hand. ok queen

absolutely OBSESSED w the new Bowser crocs™

i think in the ARMSverse there would be ribbon girl truther conspiracy theorists who are convinced that ribbon girl the singer and ribbon girl the fighter are two different people

ribbon girl from memory #arms #fanart

an ARMS fanart poster from a few years back that I still kinda like #art #illustration #fanart #twintelle #springman #nintendo

The Ramen Bomber!!! MINMIN!!!! #arms #fanart

Hello honey it’s me Sandra bullock on here for you officially due to the hacked on my other account I had to text you on here so you’ll be careful out there…

adventures in face blindness

among us fans drawing porn of the characters w/ stretched out proportions are cowards. fuck that bean

Stardust's 10th Anniversary Live Concert: 尘光拾载 (A Decade of Light) trailer BB: bilibili.com/video/BV1k5M... YT: youtu.be/duBWcslC1-U #星尘 #SynthesizerV #五维介质 #MEDIUM5

worst opening rebuttal i have perhaps ever seen

"terfism is fundamentally a pro-rape ideology" continues to be the most succinct and cutting analysis of that current

question for diffsinger vb makers: is an utau's labeled default samples enough for like, any synthesis at all? i imagine you rly do need some good renders too but if i could make a test bank w/ as little as possible would it even be worth it?

checking what lists youre on is childish and ultimately helps no one, yes. but it also lets you see when youre on rly funny ones

patron got v miffed and snippy w me for correctly identifying the problem they were having as being related to the current local service outage(s) and went to get a second opinion, and when my coworker told them the same thing they were super nice abt it 😑

planting, japan

hey y'all, my little guy decided to stop being interested in food yesterday afternoon. vet has advised i should bring him in tomorrow, and idk what to expect. if you have some pocket change to spare, could you please think of me and my lil guy?? ko-fi.com/gatorstooth

tw strobing colors presented with deep apologies to any Swedes in the chat, I tried (sketch by @bbmcmoonchao.bsky.social)

i should rewatch Cadaver

someone called this “super mutant music”

(Original song by Furukawa Hanpo/古川本舗, ust by Brella) Speaking of which, www.tumblr.com/balzabul/821... #UTAU

watching an in-depth explanation of how mirror defense works

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

C'est sorti ! Venez découvrir la reprise entière 🎵 ALYS est là pour effacer tous vos soucis ! ➡️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1dx... #DiffSinger #DiffSingerFR

The second EU #ARMS Training Grounds is happening July 12th at 4:30pm CEST! #ARMSNICE Sign up link: challonge.com/EUATG2

You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?