WELCOME SAGITTARIUS SEASON! HYPERBOLE! ENTHUSIASM! AGGRESSIVE GENEROSITY! OPTIMISTICALLY OVEREXTEND YOURSELF! KNOW IT ALL! TMI! PDA! UNHINGED AS AN ATTACHMENT STYLE! BRUTAL HONESTY AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! LIFE IS SHORT! REGRET IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD INSIDE! F ICE! EAT THE OLIGARCHY! FREE PALESTINE!

Same, murderbot. Same.

god gives his best pizza parties to his biggest summer readers

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

What we know, final edition of the night: [Now in 3 parts] —Prop 50 wins —VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG —Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS —Dems defend NJ-Gov —Dems win NJ+VA trifectas —Mamdani wins —PA Dems win state supreme court —ME anti-mail voting measure loses —GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices

Between Georgia’s PSC seats flipping blue, Mamdani’s win in NYC, two new female governors in Virginia and New Jersey, respectively, I am libbing out SO HARD. 💙 I forgot what hope in this political climate feels like. 😭

Proud that my vote helped flip more seats in Georgia blue!! 🙌🏼

hunger’s a battle we gotta fight on multiple fronts, and in numbers, so I also joined a coalition of over 40 tiktok creators who are raising money for @feedingamerica.org. $1 can buy at least 10 meals! donate if you can, repost if you can’t! tysm ❤️ teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...

Happy Halloween

WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON! INTENSITY AS AN ACCESSORY! LIL OBSESSIONS AS LIL TREATS! BLACK EYELINER! MOODINESS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! CURSES UPON THOSE WHO CUT FOOD STAMPS! PLAGUES UPON THE OLIGARCHS! HAUNT ALL ICE AGENTS! LIFE IS SHORT! CAST SPELLS! HEX THE FASCISTS! BE THE VILLAIN THE WORLD NEEDS NOW!

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Chatbots and AI slop are going to ruin countless brains. Yours doesn't have to be one of them. Study history. Read poetry. Get acquainted with Bach, Shakespeare, George Eliot. In a time when people are rapidly getting dumber, we need communities devoted to the life of the mind.

I’m going to be insufferable when this comes out.

Amazing!! No one deserves this more than Mychal!!

The National Football League, Apple Music and Roc Nation made the announcement during halftime of Sunday night's game between the Green Bay Packers and Dallas Cowboys.

WELCOME LIBRA SEASON! BOYCOTTS WORK! ACCESSORIZE! TREATS! COMPLIMENTS! GENERAL STRIKE! REFUSING FACISM AS AN EXTREME SPORT! WE WILL NOT BE TAKEN OUT BY THOSE W BAD HAIR, WORSE SPRAY TANS, AND AN ALL AROUND HEINOUS STYLE! LIBERATION FOR ALL! LIFE IS SHORT! F FASCISM! FREE PALESTINE! ABOLISH ICE!

WELCOME VIRGO SEASON! ECLIPSES ARE NIGH! GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER! ORGANIZE! GLOBAL STRIKE EVERY THURSDAY! BOYCOTT! NON COMPLIANCE AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! IT’S NOT COMPLICATED! NO TO APARTHEID! FREE PALESTINE! LET AID IN! ARMS EMBARGO NOW! END THE OCCUPATION! DO SOMETHING W YOUR LIFE AND BE OF SERVICE!

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

WELCOME LEO SEASON! DRAMA AS A DEFENSE! LIGHTING! ANGLES! PULL FOCUS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE ME BUT YOU WILL ADORE ME! SPOTLIGHTS AS ACCESSORIES! WE WOULDN’T EVEN NEED FILES IF WE JUST BELIEVED WOMEN! ABOLISH ICE AND THE PATRIARCHY! LIFE IS SHORT! MERCURY IS RETROGRADE! HAVE FUN!

RELEASE THE AREA 51 FILES THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

Happy birthday, Jean Jacket!

WELCOME CANCER SEASON! CARE MORE! FEEL IT ALL! MOODY! DEFENSIVE! NEEDINESS AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! INSTEAD OF BILLIONAIRES WE COULD HAVE HOUSING! AND HEALTHCARE! AND CHILDCARE! AND FOOD FOR ALL! EMO AS AN EXTREME SPORT! ABOLISH ICE! FREE THEM ALL! ARMS EMBARGO! WAR IS OVER! WAR IS OVER! WAR IS OVER!

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Opal Lee is an American activist who helped make Juneteenth a federally recognized holiday. She is often described as the "grandmother of Juneteenth.” On June 17, 2021, President Joe Biden signed Senate Bill S. 475, making Juneteenth the eleventh federal holiday.

People gathered for pro-democracy protests across the country today.

Ms Rachel got hands

WELCOME GEMINI SEASON! QUESTION EVERYTHING! FLUSTER! FLIRT! FLIT ABOUT! PLAY BOTH SIDES! REFUSE TO DECIDE! THIS IS YOUR YEAR TO CREATE CUTE CHAOS! THE WORLD IS A CIRCUS! BE THE CLOWN WE NEED NOW! DISRUPT THE DICTATORS! DISTURB THE PEACE OF THOSE WHO PROFIT OFF OUR DEMISE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Andre 3000 carrying a whole ass piano on his back. #MetGala

Teyana Taylor photographed at the 2025 #MetGala in New York City. 📷

Tramell Tillman at the Met Gala. 📷

Sarah Snook at the Met Gala. 📷

Lupita Nyong’o at the Met Gala. 📷

Hunter Schafer at the Met Gala. 📷

Ayo Edebiri at the Met Gala. 📷

Doechii at the Met Gala. 📷

Colman Domingo in Valentino at the Met Gala. A ton more red carpet looks later on our site. #MetGala

May the 4th, and all that.

Happy April 25th.

WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF RESISTANCE! INSTEAD OF HAVING BILLIONAIRES WE COULD ALL BE HOUSED FED HAPPY AND FROLICKING! ARMS EMBARGO NOW! DEPORT ICE! WORKERS’ RIGHTS! NAPPING! SNUGGLING! SNACKING! STUBBORNING! EXTRA ACCESSORIES AND SAUCE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEio...

Oh, my loves, my loves. You loved Touraine's cover, and you loved Luca's cover, and in your love you asked for them both on #TheSovereign cover. Be careful what you wish for. #TheSovereign, book 3 of the Magic of the Lost, out Sept 30. Read chapter one below.

I hope he takes the fattest nap and that his pillow stays cool!!

Sen. Booker just broke the record for the longest floor speech in Senate history—a record set by Strom Thurmond trying to block the Civil Rights Act. The irony ain’t lost on us. From fighting against justice to fighting for it. This is what courage & being on the right side of history looks like!

BEWARE THE DAY OF LIES BELIEVE NOTHING QUESTION EVERYTHING STAY FROSTY, FOR CHICANERY AND LEGERDEMAIN IS AFOOT

“See you at the equator” is the new “meet me in Montauk” 😩 #severence