THE MONTREAL CANADIENS HAVE PUNCHED THEIR TICKETS TO THE EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS! 😱 Alex Newhook scores his seventh goal of the postseason in OT to send the Habs to the ECF! #StanleyCupPlayoffs

"He mentioned Justin Trudeau seven times. Someone close to Mr. Poilievre needs to park him beneath the former prime minister’s window on a moonlit night, with a boombox blasting Sarah McLachlan’s I Will Remember You, just to get it all out of his system."

Seven games, all decided by one goal. The youngest team in the Stanley Cup playoffs, Canada’s lone team left, the Montreal Canadiens advances to the second round. The Tampa Bay Lightning are out in the first round for a fourth consecutive year. Crazy.

#Habs playoff victory pizza is back! 🍕

IT'S A 50 GOAL SEASON FOR COLE CAUFIELD!

The Tkachuk brothers will be together in Florida on Monday with the Senators playing the Panthers on Tuesday night and will be cashing in on Olympic gold medals by selling autographs. Matthew Tkachuk is earning $9.5 million U.S. this season and Brady is earning $8.2 million U.S.

🚨 Epstein survivors release this powerful PSA in advance of the Super Bowl demanding answers from the Justice Department. This is the Super Bowl ad every American should see. Spread it everywhere.

Globe and Mail cartoon

@basuandgodin.bsky.social The reverse jinx continues! #Nota3-2team

His name is Alex Jeffrey Pretti. He was 37 years old. He was a licensed nurse. He was recording ICE and defending a female protester from their aggression. And they executed him.

Trump demands Carney give him his standing ovation from Davos

Carney put crybaby Donnie in his feels.

The Prime Minister of Greenland Jens-Frederik Nielsen to the United States: “Enough is enough.”

Maduro was a brutal ruler, it’s true. So is Putin—who Trump supports. So was Bolsonaro, who Trump supports. So was the drug-trafficking former head of Honduras, who Trump just pardoned. So is Nayib Bukele in El Salvador. MBS. Bibi. Stop pretending Trump cares about illegitimacy or brutality.

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

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No Kings is a much-needed reminder: there are so many great Americans, smart Americans, brave Americans, big-hearted Americans. And the world needs them.

YOUR BOSTON RED SOX ARE POSTSEASON BOUND!

lol #nokings #nopedophiles #nofascists

And also a gutter racist!

Super bothered by the standing ovations they gave CK in the House of Commons today... Got me thinking about "freedom of expression" and started some reading about that, hate speech, and the Charter... Can't help but think that the implication is that many MPs clapped for hate speech.

JD Vance retweeting a picture from the Remain protests in 2019, saying it's a London march in honour of Charlie Kirk. Levels on levels of idiocy and lies.

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

7 full seasons. 6 Stanley Cups. The one year he returned to school, the Habs lost; after he retired, they kept losing. Lawyer. Federal cabinet member. Author. And nice guy - the kind who, after he was voted out of office, stood on a sidewalk the morning after the election to thank constituents. RIP.

I wrote about what it was like growing up up Dobson. nymag.com/intelligence...

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pam bondi as porta potties: thread

Fewer dolls by @deAdder Substack: open.substack.com/pub/deadder/...

The journalist in Poilievre’s viral "apple" video feels "a substantial degree of satisfaction that Pierre Poilievre lost." "Canadians saw through his three-word grade-school rhyming, and his toxicity and bullying nature which points more to a tearing down, not a unifying of our country."

Trump becomes the first American president to lose a Canadian election

This election day message to Canadians may wind up in a museum

This is a must read article on Poilievre and Trump. bruce728.substack.com/p/trump-show...

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THEY'RE IN ✅ THE MONTREAL CANADIENS HAVE CLINCHED THE LAST PLAYOFF SPOT.

Trump has made great strides in re-shaping the United States in his own image: His version of America is a dumb, insecure, irrational, hypersensitive racist bully that the rest of the world neither trusts nor particularly likes — except for simps, sycophants, scammers and swindlers.

Is Queen Danielle Smith the stupidest Premier in the history of 🇨🇦Canada? 🤷🏼

I kind of want to go

We call for the global boycott of the United States. Boycott the USA wherever you can, see a US product? Put it back. Need to vacation? Go anywhere else. Have a subscription? Unsubscribe. #BoycottUSA

The mood in the USA

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

PM Mark Carney is teaching the world how to deal with a narcissist.

Don't be afraid to call things by what they are. MAGA is a terrorist organization, ICE is a secret police force conducting Ethnic Cleansing, Elon Musk is an oligarch, and Trump is a foreign backed coup d'état figurehead. This is not an administration, this is a regime, and your country is occupied.