I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!

MELIA Full of love, sweetest girl once she gets to know you, enjoys car rides, peaceful walks, playing, will be you best friend. All she needs is a calm adult only home. No dogs. Cats ok. Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793 [email protected]

I fucking hate him.

🎁 The best gift is to find MELIA a low traffic adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok. Training is funded to help her with guarding. (Food & toys) Sweet, playful, only 3 yrs old. Adopt her 🎁 Hempstead Animal Shelter [email protected] (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793

Sounds about right.

Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

Yay! Thanks everyone! I hit 1K!!!

Cat has assumed the December position. #Caturday

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28 to go until I hit 1K followers. Yay me! #LittleAccountsMatterToo

Cc @jaketapper.bsky.social

Dear President Piggy: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???

“The first journalist who responds to Trump saying, "You're a terrible reporter," with "You're a terrible president" has my vote for the Pulitzer Prize.” U. S. Democratic Socialists

Is he dead yet?

So my earlier cat picture post got more "likes" than my other posts. My dog thinks he can beat the cat... can he???

My cat is really good at displaying my current mood. #Caturday

Freedom of Religion Is In The 1st Amendment of the Constitution.

Hey Republican Congress people: if you are terrified of defending the Constitution because you don't want to be primaried, YOU DESERVE TO BE PRIMARIED.

It’s ingrained and indoctrinated on US military members not to follow Unlawful orders. Trump never has taken his oath seriously, he will never understand this.

The President of the United States is publicly calling for the political prosecution of his political opponents, urging the death penalty because they urged soldiers to uphold the rule of law. This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.

How on earth does he still have ~35% of the people who believe his crap? How? What is wrong with these people????

Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.

Powerful.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

...to PREVENT THIS from EVER happening again! ✊🏾🇺🇲 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

So Stephen Colbert's show *does* get cancelled because he didn't flatter Trump. And Megyn R. Kelly's show *doesn't* get cancelled because she tried to dismiss & normalize pedophilia. That's the morally topsy-turvy country we are currently living in.

📌Everything Megyn Kelly says and does is to win the adoration of sickening, dangerous men who have spent their miserable lifetimes abusing girls and women -- like Megyn Kelly. Get the help you need, Megyn, because you are putting a lot of girls in danger with your grotesque advocacy of rape.

This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe. Share it widely.

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

Project 2029 Let’s do this!! 🔥 #SheShed

The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:

Thou Shalt Never Again Complain About Egg Prices If You Voted For The Guy Who Canceled Food.

Did you know that the GOP Congress has worked less than 20 days since July? Yet we’re still paying their full salary.

MIKE JOHNSON'S SERGEANT AT ARMS TRIES TO KICK REP. MAXINE DEXTER (D-OR) OUT OF CAPITOL ROTUNDA

It’s tough being the oldest president in history. Low energy! Sad!

Ouch

Hey Republicans! Open the goddamn government and release the Epstein files you absolutely feckless swamp of pedophile protecting sociopaths.

It’s been 45 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona. Mike Johnson is still refusing to swear her in because she’s the final vote for the discharge petition to release the Epstein files.

Texas… it’s not just Grijalva…. #TrumpEpsteinFilesCoverUp

I bet all the New Yorkers can't wait for Cuomo to move out. #Mamdani

This is how a real President is supposed to act

Bitch McConnell wants the socialism all to himself...cushy job, way better pay and bennies than you and I, plus top-notch healthcare and retirement. No cap on terms or how much money he can make on the side!

What he said: 💯 🎯

i want someone to ask mike johnson "should we be worried that you are always learning the news at your own press conferences, which is exactly when you are supposed to be answering questions about the news"