I Don’t Like You Either, Pal (Guest Column by Myles MacKenzie) hard-drive.net/i-dont-like-...

Starting to realize that most people have never played actual bad games and you can tell based on what games they call shit

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Just started sketching out an idea I had for a Mega Gliscor and I think I might’ve cooked? Maybe? Possibly? (The idea was for its tails to dig into the ground and hoist it up like a tripod but I ran out of paper space sooo)

Was late to the party on that one shittily made Mickey Cuphead ripoff but finding out about the death screens has been the funniest shit to me like what do you MEAN they’re all like this?

Two people in our new Minecraft realm rushed and beat the dragon on like Day 2, meanwhile 2 weeks in and I built a house

Whatever you hear about me in like the next minute or so is absolutely fake. Wasn’t even there

Whoever made the boomerang able to go through rotating item shields should be put on trial for war crimes

"yeah but Mario kart on switch 2 is so fun you can play as a cow and dress up princesses in cute outfits and it's open world" Yeah but that's not Ichiban Kasuga the hero of Yokohama

Okay, I could live without having more followers than the first American…but it would be REALLY fucking funny

People are excited for this?

Life is worth living chat

Tropical Freeze is one of the few games whose soundtrack could be universally praised and it’d still be underrated. Pure audio gold.

#OnThisDay April 19, 1997, Homer Simpson appeared on the animated series Duckman on the USA Network. It's got to be one of the most unexpected crossovers in animation history. #TheSimpsons

Dunderhead needs to come back as a common insult

#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams

Has everyone already moved past the fact that Smash Ultimate feels like dogshit to play or nah

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WALUIGI’S TACO STAND IS CANON NOW???

Pokemon and Baseball: If You Like One You’ll Like Both Runtime: 1:08:34

it's friday night boys, time to hook up our switch 2 webcams, put a flat mousepad surface on our laps, and play some wheelchair basketball

video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*

I like how the second people in our discord server started looking into pricing after the Direct everyone went from praising it and pointing and laughing at it lmao

F-Zero launch title to get mogged by Mario Kart 9 pleeeeeeeeease

it's april fools day again. as a jester, my japes are not your costume. you play the buffoon today but i play the buffoon all year. haha i'm kidding! i think i'm just anxious about my doctor's appointment later today. hope he can do something about my depression

How the hell does one find “hidden gem” games in the piles of shovelware and ai slop of today? I guess I just never really thought about it until now. Digital storefronts feel like a minefield of shit that we just chuck people into and tell them “good luck lmao”.

get me to god’s country

I believe April has been the true Fool this entire time

Today In Nintendo History: Two years ago today, Nintendo revealed two of the Nintendo Switch's most beloved titles, Rhythm Heaven Groove and Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream. Despite critical acclaim, both games went on to sell record-low sales figures, marking the death of both franchises.

Druckmann’s POV as I pick him several feet off the ground and shake him violently:

I genuinely have no clue if this is official or a meme but it’s one of my favorite images

This gonna make like 5 dollars because no one’s gonna go and see it now

“I couldn’t imagine liking that shit unironically lmao” I say as I shovel the biggest heaping mound of shit into my mouth right in front of them

…okay but what the fuck IS going on with Silksong?

It’s Direct Time, can’t wait to see three farming sims, a rushed Mario sports game with an hour worth of content, and the fact they’re finally releasing Big Ball Fondlerz for the SNES and Superman 64 onto NSO

Somehow, Palpatine returned in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My only prediction for the Switch 2 direct is that they’re gonna let Bowser keep saying the n word in MK9 because he’s too big to cancel.

Posted the twerking big chungus gif in a discord server and it’s stayed silent for hours

The Monster Hunter team didn’t tell you that the real reason they let you have a secondary weapon in Wilds is so you can switch off hammer/hh and go cut the tail yourself in multiplayer because peOPLE STILL EXCLUSIVELY FOCUS THE FUCKING HEAD WITH CUTTING WEAPONS IN 2025 GRAAAAAAAH

I just remembered the insane Top 100 Favorite Games tiermaker thing I made at the end of last year and figured I should post it here since I only ever posted it in a server with friends Wouldn’t hurt to throw my taste out there again anyways since more people are migrating from Muskbook.

Turn on the TV it doesn’t matter what channel

NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT NINT

Kinda sad how quickly I went from being single-mindedly excited for Monster Hunter Wilds to not knowing if I even wanna bother. What I’ve seen and heard is not looking so good chef.

Peak character design

Oh my goodness gracious