They're calling Nintendo Switch the wokest console ever devised

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breaking news: Radical Funny Kong Facts now owns ONE (one) (1 (singular)) physical switch 2 game

its almost time

what if instead of the grinch's heart growing three sizes it was his penis lmao. can you imagine.. i'm imagining it and it's crazy lol. the more i think about it the crazier it gets. it's actually hilarious to me how big and throbbing it is in my mind...fuuckk thats funny

I've been saying this for years, and the grifters have become confident enough to say it out loud: Those who report on Nintendo care about writing a believable narrative first, and creating informative content second. These ppl can't comprehend being anti misinformation if the truth favors Nintendo

my favorite youtube series of all time is JackAsk by @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social and I'd like to try making an episode of my own to practice comedic delivery/editing which means I need QUESTIONS!! PLEASE ask me any kind of question with the hashtag #funkask! literally anything at all smile:)))

ONE. MORE. SLEEP. 1,839 days have passed since the release of Super Mario 3D All-Stars. Although this collection enabled me to 100% these games for the first time, I've made it my life's mission to shit on it for lacking Super Mario Galaxy 2. So, I guess it's time to explain exactly why I did this:

I honestly dont get the hate for the recent direct, this is one of the best ones we've ever had

genuinely i think $70 mario tennis is the most egregiously priced nintendo thing so far. it is a TENNIS PARTY GAME. that shit is a $40 value and im being GENEROUS

@roxieproxy.bsky.social your comedy legacy remains strong over on the shitsite

just realized if the next mario movie Is actually gonna be called Super Mario World, then cape mario has gotta be in the next 3D mario game right

100%ed bananza a few days before I need to return it to Gamefly. glad I rented it bc I dont see myself wanting to replay it much i absolutely loved it but at the same time, no more odyssey's please nintendo. thank you for the 2 mario odysseys i wanna see what else you can do now

when a surface-cel says something so undergroundphobic you gotta hit them with that fractone stare

bluesky folks you're missing some of the most intellectual takes on nintendo twitter

the best part of this game might be the pregame lobbies knowing a bunch of other players are waving their arms around looking like idiots alongside you

I FUMBLED THE GAME-WINNING BLOCK IM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mario paint is awesome

Tobias the character limit is killing me. But I did my best to put my thoughts into words

fuck yeah i got into the 2nd playtest i can play blockcraft this time

Okay this is officially the best game ever

having a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that mario galaxy 4 literally releases fucking tomorrow

i think my silly goofy Nintendo game audience will love to hear I just beat a 40 hour turn-based RPG where everyone is sad and depressed and grieving the entire time and it was one of the most beautiful and incredible works of art Ive ever experienced and easily a top 5 game ever

my experience with Clair Obscur Expedition 33 so far

finally beat brothership. uhhh 8/10 i guess maybe? maybe 7/10 maybe 6/10 maybe 9/10 idk this game is so peak at points but also so so mid at others

who fucking decided that the button for attacking with both mario and luigi at the same in this game wouldn't be A+B, but instead its fucking X

I finally got back to playing brothership and Bowser's intro scene in this game is way fucking cooler than any of his scenes in the mario movie, like holy shit

seth rogen donkey kong: "so we gotta travel all the way from your *Super Mario* World To...Yoshis Island?"

WHO'S READY FOR KIRBY FIGHTERS 3 2026

1 Month until Switch 2 so here's a tier list of every Switch 1 game I've played a substantial amount of

i might be onto something

thats 4 interactions you owe me Funk the facts.

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THEY MADE A SECOND ONE??!!???!!?????

Radical Funky Kong Fact: DKC Tropical Freeze was $10 more expensive at launch on Switch compared to Wii U, adding a playable Funky Kong. Thus, we can assume that Funky Kong not being playable in Mario Kart World prevented it from being $90. Everyone say thank you to Funky Kong.

does anyone wanna volunteer to have their launch switch 2 be broken and have issues so that mine doesn't have any. from what i remember, this is exactly how statistics works

who up ready to destroy the video game industry

Funklep Toad

When You Get To Heaven But It’s Wet-Dry World

i still dont get why people think this game isnt worth $80. If you go to mcdonalds today a Big Mac + McFlurry costs $107.94, in mario kart they come free with the rest of the racing game so

My friends and loved ones watching me create a Knockout Tour that's like six consecutive Sky High Sundaes

A feature I'd REALLY love Mario Kart World to have is creating custom tours/races. I mocked up this idea of a "superstar" tour, I think it'd be awesome to be able to make your own races to different points of the world with friends, even if they take a really long time

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