Does the US still have 1000 missiles left to launch? Because Trump has been spending them like they are US tax dollars oh wait.

The Audible version is just one long exhausted sigh.

Documentation that the Times capitulating to the Trump Regime in advance didn't work out as planned.

youtube.com/shorts/UShmI... Lol. Stupid orange drama queen misses Iran's point completely...

Texas, the model State for Project 2025, a return to The Confederacy, Jim Crow 2.0 and The Handmaid’s tale, white Christian nationalism, fascism… And strangely, 8 million Texans that are eligible don’t vote!

apnews.com/article/trum... He even lies when the truth would make a better story.

Pretty sure Mitch didn't get the message.

Now Donnie's gonna try to build a basketball stadium in the damn ballroom.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking...?

Y'mean humans didn't invent communism back when they used to have dinosaurs for pets?

Nailed it.

We do not deserve dogs.

It's a dress rehearsal for when Donald goes.

Their goal is to create so much chaos and so many crises that it starts to feel like nothing you do makes a difference. Don’t believe it. Every action matters. Keep showing up and remember the resistance will prevail!

It may be because Texas.

We're there yet.

May this be a metaphor for the 2026 midterms.

apnews.com/article/iran... The batshit crazy president is not only going to kill more Americans and bankrupt the US (arches and ballrooms don't pay for themselves), he's gonna entirely deplete the country's munitions stockpile. Our cupboards will be bare when he's finally gone.

☎️ 📇 🕰

Just talked to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.

Not to mention we're at war.

One will withdraw from the race. One will not. Guess which...

Fox News????

An Afghan national who fought alongside U.S. forces has died from an allergic reaction while in ICE custody, one day after he was detained for deportation proceedings, his death certificate shows. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

I am so very sorry. This should never have happened to you. Thank you for your bravery. Thank you for those you fought beside, helped and allowed to come safe home to us. Rest in Peace, Mr. Paktiawal.

Or prop it up on his ventilator.

When was the last time someone ruined a 250th birthday AND the World Cup at the same time?

You gotta love it. Belgium restoring order to the universe.

One last stolen seat...

Elaine Chao: “I had to flee the hospital. My family runs a $14 billion shipping and chemical empire in China. And the staff kept forcing me to plug Mitch back in while I was charging my iPhone.”

youtube.com/watch?v=RM2S... At McConnell's age and in his state of ill health, one simply doesn't return to a meaningful quality of life after resuscitation from a cardiac arrest.

Bring back the Crazy Daisy!!!!

Someone that age and in poor health simply does not survive a cardiac arrest, even a witnessed full arrest, much less return to any meaningful quality of life. It just doesn't happen.

Moot point in the "Weekend At Bernie's" scheme of things.

Dogs are the best reason for living I know of.

That was by design. Theirs.

The overuse of "Communists!!!!!" is gonna blow up in Trump's face.

Dang, pretty good list 👍 How many have you read? 📚 I counted 6 for me, I have some reading to do. 😂 What would you add??

This has always been true.

Has FIFA told us what the final score in Monday’s USA v Belgium game is going to be yet?

It can't be sent to the US at this time! I hope a work-around is found soon.

Per a federal official: DC Fire & EMS made 96 patient contacts & 40 patient transports from National Mall on July 3-4 George Washington Univ. reported 289 patient contacts from the National Mall 9pm hour last night was busiest hour of year for DC 911 system Very few arrests

He's magnificent!

“What kind of man would cheat at this golf?” 😂

This was a fabulous way to spend July 4th indoors,while it stormed like crazy outside! Larry David nailed it and we got a chance to see some Rob Reiner perfection one last time.

Is that a promise?

Donald Trump has a type: his daughter.