Amanda Ungaro was married to a Trump administration official and Epstein client named Paolo Zampolli. Ungaro, who is trying to get custody of their son, was arrested and detained by ICE for over 3 months before being deported to Brazil. 2/

Amanda Ungaro means business.

I was pleased to learn that Melania agrees

Ding ding ding 🛎️

Trump: *starts a war to distract from Epstein* Melania: “actually let’s talk about Epstein more”

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

Spoiler alert: nothing trickled down.

Complete and total victory feels funny

I hate the name of cnn’s Eva Longoria “Searching for France” and all the others. Like, got it. France doesn’t exist until Eva Longoria “finds” it.

Trump went from making genocidal threats against Iran to becoming business partners with Iran in 24 hours. The guy is loonier than a shithouse rat.

Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s cowardice is in a dead heat with his atrocious negotiation skills. The US is in a significantly worse position today than when this illegal war was launched by Trump on February 28th. He blinked. Plain and simple.

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Two weeks to remove him. Now.

This gives Congress two weeks to remove him. That’s the only appropriate action here.

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iran's Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war.

Donny Two Weeks strikes again

The White House Correspondents Association is planning to "honor" Trump at its dinner three weeks from now. No way. It was egregious before. Now it's obscene.

Donny Two Weeks Taco-ed again:

Awful

I’ve researched the entire history that led to the 25th Amendment and what followed and wrote about all of it nearly a decade ago. Since then — and, in part, due to its limits and complications — I’ve only called for Section 4 to be invoked on two dates: January 6, 2021, and today.

Donald John Trump is a clear and present danger to the United States and the world. He must be removed from power by Congress.

Delaying booking a return flight back to my house in case my idiot president launches a nuclear war tonight. Even if he eats shit and walks away tonight, don't let anyone forget how fucking stupid this moment was. Don't let kids forget how close we are to annihilation, provided we make it.

Let’s hope it’s TACO Tuesday, if you know what I mean.

Threatening the destruction of "a whole civilization" is just explicitly a threat of genocide. Even if it is just a bargaining tactic, even if it is just bluster, it is a threat of genocide. Everyone who has furthered, and continues to further, the aims of this regime is morally culpable.

1. This is what America looks like with a President who is both a sociopath AND losing his mind. 2. It’s a good time to remind every member of the U.S. military they swore an oath to the Constitution, not an individual, and they have a duty/they are legally obligated to disobey illegal orders.

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

morning

Donald Trump just posted a video of Somali people enjoying the Mall of America to the soundtrack of “Mad World” because he is a bigoted POS

Comparing Easter messages

A different perspective. Always helpful.

Happy Easter, MAGA 🐣 🐰 ☠️

The information we have about the Iran War is incomplete and unreliable and it’s still clearly a debacle. The full story is likely much worse.

Just before the markets open on Monday he will say some progress of some sort is made. 15 minutes before that he’ll tip off his billionaire friends and family to make stupid money from insider trading.

I don’t think a drunken, abusive Fox host and an insane old man limping around wearing a girdle, platform shoes, lifts, and a dyed rat on his head should be in charge of the U.S. military.

All but three (!) of the 1,651 refugees admitted into the United States in the three most recent months we have data are white South Africans. For comparison, in 2024, the U.S. admitted 100,060 refugees. It's an explicit white supremacist project. www.rpc.state.gov/documents/Re...

oh right it was very non-racist! www.wonkette.com/p/surely-pet...

In a city where bureaucracy moves at a glacial pace, a new wave of activists has decided that if the government won't act, its citizens will. The full story: lataco.com/anti-ice-par... By Lauren Bethke

this is the chaplain btw. wonder why he was fired.

Asshole on asshole violence

Hegseth is a weak stupid feckless wussy ass loser

Hegseth is a weak stupid feckless wussy ass loser

The New York Times rolling up its sleeves to do the hard work of normalizing the idea that women should not have the right to vote.

Beyond absurd.

He’ll fire all of the women first, naturally.

Shocking. Kidding. Expected.

Bondi fell into the Trump Trap, giving up her integrity to keep her job, and looks like she now will leave with neither.

Donald Trump attended the Supreme Court hearing on the birthright-citizenship case. @petridishes.bsky.social imagines his thoughts during the oral arguments: “I am a big fan of the law. I like the faint, wheezing sound it makes as I trample on it.”

I just don’t think you need to love war crimes to be a real man.