trixie go the fuck to bed

what if cassie.. but with big jacket

I stayed up nights for years programming Waymos to feel pain but it was worth it

TRUE hole poster Also I was too! I just didn't do SHIT lmao Here's the thing:

dom/sub dynamics are at their core: someone does bits. someone else does chores. sometimes u take turns

bitches be like “sometimes it be like that” and then be surprised when it be like that

i go over to this bitch house and the first thing she offers me is pepsi MAX i miss my wife., everywhere i look i see their face

any chairs a cuck chair when im sittin on it

i will EAT one follower per day until i am given YUMMY TREATS

wwait why she kinda ..,..

oomf: “yeah i hate those pee tests like it’s so weird they basically want you to just pee on command” me: yyeahg haha,, thaat. That is So Weird haha i wouLd Hate doinnfg that-/: ahahgg

@radia-l.bsky.social faggot

I don't hesitate

planting my feet properly in order to sock you in the fucking jaw

when her name is skye and u suck her dick then u bluesky

anyway here’s some honkers

hello my f words im here again but im mainlining that other hellsite so you will all have to put up with me posting my ass and basically getting retweets

frotting 🙂‍↕️

Felt like even the Cybertruck was excited to be dying. Did you see how YIPPEE that explosion was?

"Sovereign citizen!" The battle cry of the drunk driver.

Those rooftop chimney sweepers aren't gonna be feeling as "lucky as can be" when they find out about epidermoid carcinoma.

what the hell is going on over here

never kill urself

hey wsp im back here for a lil

cum

hot girl shit is doing ur makeup to go to the bar not talk to anyone smoke all the weed ecstatic automatic draw all night

yeah that’s a lesbian

thank you to everyone who partook here is my ass to everyone else ur not allowed to look

can someone tell me to get up and clean my room please i can offer an ass pic upon completion

the contraption is good for my skin

why did she send me this

im like an angel but instead of a halo and wings i have foreskin and an ass that won’t quit

ur in her dms she’s next to me painting her nails the colour of my tip

this washing machine at the place we’re house sitting sings like it’s about to get gunned down by a redcoat at lexington

give me fifteen dollares i take real good foot pics im not even kidding i just really wanna get a hotdog today please please please please

i used to think i was kinda tall and then last night i hung out with some beautiful tall women and not only felt as though i had the proportions of a child but also that they could at any moment throw me across the street like a javelin

i really like strawberries

cancelling anyone i ever sleep with by putting on the puppy ears mid-stroke “haha ok dogfucker”

hi im chew toy

i wish twinks were real

if you really think about it you’re doing a public service by pissing on that bus stop

im gay

i had a dream i was a weird creature thing that got loose in a national park and i was just stealing peoples bags and eating trash and they had to send an even more fucked up creature thing after me to bring my shenanigans to a halt but i killed that creature with my bare hands (and teeth)

if i had a penny for every time someone said they wanted to get me pregnant in this dress my wife would have to give me like four pennies

I’m gonna be the first ever person to get a trans woman pregnant I swear to GOD I need to see her wearing this dress holding a child on her hip I can’t fucking do it anymore

due to cozzie livs I have started doing gel nails instead of paying for a salon to do it. victim one… MY WIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my problem is that i always want to buy something

cuddling is not enough I need our hearts to physically touch one and other