charlotte brontësaurus
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I am no archaeopteryx; and no net ensnares me
you don’t have to hand it to them but that instagram apology thing two shell did last year is pretty funny in hindsight. i’d delete it too if i’d debuted my new ai single at dekmantel lmao
about 3 hours ago
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they should invent a move i have other than hustle
about 21 hours ago
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pronouncing sokoban like elon musk pronounces robovan
4 months ago
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poo shell
15 days ago
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i don’t usually follow the world cup but i have to know how the canadian team got so much cum all over their uniforms
13 days ago
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poo shell
15 days ago
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two guy theory believers have to be all in on overmono now
15 days ago
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sorry everyone, when i had a dream a few months ago about two shell making ai music it was actually a prophecy
15 days ago
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don’t worry about the toothpaste, man. all we gotta do is put it back in the tube
16 days ago
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charlotte brontësaurus will make crime legal for dinosuars
17 days ago
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sleepy. Sleepy.saurus . big sleeepy time
22 days ago
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hrt anniversary is a bit like a second birthday in that i take it as an opportunity to get mad at myself for the lack of progress since the last one
28 days ago
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it’s fucked up that i have one photo of myself where my hair looks perfect but the picture also has cock and balls in it so i can never show anyone
29 days ago
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why has my hair gone from curly to straight in the last year. what causes this
about 1 month ago
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lmao?
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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is it normal to randomly have a dream about a guy you had a crush on in high school as an adult or have i finally lost it for real this time
about 1 month ago
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im a gamer now. im a competitive gamer . im complotte gamërsaurus
about 1 month ago
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these horror movies are starting to get a little derivative aren’t they
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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naked people fetish. sex kink
about 1 month ago
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i’m just now realising that i don’t look too bad in the photos i have of myself from about a year ago. unfortunate that i can only see that because i don’t look as good now
about 2 months ago
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bitch of course they are small! you’ve lost 10 kg so far this year from stress and not eating!!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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i know i’m supposed to gain weight by eating healthy food but the only way i’ve actually managed to stuff enough calories down my gullet is by eating ice cream all the time
about 2 months ago
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(spinning the charlotte brontësaurus insecurity wheel) today we will be posting about how i am unlovable because my boobs are small
about 2 months ago
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BREAKING: Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan announces crackdown on eight-year-olds smoking black market hantavirus
about 2 months ago
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would learning how to dj fix me? no, but please let me pretend
about 2 months ago
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idk why you would listen to the albums on that ‘1001 albums you must hear before you die’ thing. if you don’t listen to them you won’t be able to die
about 2 months ago
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Dragon Cobolt
about 2 months ago
All my life I was promised bimbo secretary bots that couldn’t say no…and now that I have them, they’re like this foul contraption… my mind feels under the weight of this horror…this inanity…
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i always complain about antidepressants doing nothing but these ones have removed the need, or ability, to sleep. i’m sure there will be no undesirable consequences for this
about 2 months ago
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i had no idea a$ap rocky and schoolboy q invented the joi
about 2 months ago
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nine inch noize was fantastic, but what the world — by which i of course mean charlotte brontësaurus — is really crying out for are more skrillex x boys noize collabs
about 2 months ago
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there’s too much music. stop making more until i’ve caught up
2 months ago
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probably not good if i’m listening to an album, think “hey, this track sounds much better than the rest,” and see that it’s a remix tacked on the end
2 months ago
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guess who forgot it was bandcamp friday 💀
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2 months ago
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psychologist didn’t compliment my hair this appointment. this could be because i’d just gotten a new haircut last time and i hadn’t this time, but i assume it probably means i’ve become a hideous crone
2 months ago
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coding seems like a fairly common thing for people to be self-taught in but it also seems more hellish than most things to teach yourself. idk maybe the problem is just that i really hate that shit
2 months ago
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what are some good entry-level crimes with no experience required. job market is tough
2 months ago
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no one wants to work a real job anymore. what happened to making an honest living as an occultist or soothsayer
2 months ago
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i suspect being able to take a break for a few months or even a year without constantly freaking the fuck out may be one of the only things that would allow me to get better. however we have built a society with the purpose of making sure you can never ever do that
2 months ago
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why has no one made a video game with compelling writing and art that also caters to my particular niche fetishes. seems like a no-brainer to me
2 months ago
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i no longer need to jack off, as i have developed an ai agent that can jack off for me and enjoy it more than i would. to facilitate its pleasure i have another ai agent that will generate and display an endless stream of pornography for the first one
2 months ago
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rina ginehart. ginena rihart. rinena gihart
2 months ago
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the only shakespeare play i was ever bored by was romeo and juliet. why is that the one we typically use to introduce him to schoolchildren
2 months ago
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system cock synchronised
2 months ago
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sometimes i get self-conscious about my online handles not being the most creative but then i remember there’s a right-wing influencer who calls himself dark journalist
2 months ago
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feels a bit too on the nose to be spruiking tax cuts for WORKING australians while simultaneously slashing support for disabled people because it’s just too expensive
2 months ago
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very funny day to have someone suggest i try to get support through the ndis. like no the minister just said fuck off we’re full lol
2 months ago
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it’s happening. yung deckk will fix me
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2 months ago
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it’s so fucking oversaurus
2 months ago
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molyparket. salkhi.
2 months ago
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