you don’t have to hand it to them but that instagram apology thing two shell did last year is pretty funny in hindsight. i’d delete it too if i’d debuted my new ai single at dekmantel lmao

they should invent a move i have other than hustle

pronouncing sokoban like elon musk pronounces robovan

poo shell

i don’t usually follow the world cup but i have to know how the canadian team got so much cum all over their uniforms

poo shell

two guy theory believers have to be all in on overmono now

sorry everyone, when i had a dream a few months ago about two shell making ai music it was actually a prophecy

don’t worry about the toothpaste, man. all we gotta do is put it back in the tube

charlotte brontësaurus will make crime legal for dinosuars

sleepy. Sleepy.saurus . big sleeepy time

hrt anniversary is a bit like a second birthday in that i take it as an opportunity to get mad at myself for the lack of progress since the last one

it’s fucked up that i have one photo of myself where my hair looks perfect but the picture also has cock and balls in it so i can never show anyone

why has my hair gone from curly to straight in the last year. what causes this

lmao?

is it normal to randomly have a dream about a guy you had a crush on in high school as an adult or have i finally lost it for real this time

im a gamer now. im a competitive gamer . im complotte gamërsaurus

these horror movies are starting to get a little derivative aren’t they

naked people fetish. sex kink

i’m just now realising that i don’t look too bad in the photos i have of myself from about a year ago. unfortunate that i can only see that because i don’t look as good now

bitch of course they are small! you’ve lost 10 kg so far this year from stress and not eating!!

i know i’m supposed to gain weight by eating healthy food but the only way i’ve actually managed to stuff enough calories down my gullet is by eating ice cream all the time

(spinning the charlotte brontësaurus insecurity wheel) today we will be posting about how i am unlovable because my boobs are small

BREAKING: Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan announces crackdown on eight-year-olds smoking black market hantavirus

would learning how to dj fix me? no, but please let me pretend

idk why you would listen to the albums on that ‘1001 albums you must hear before you die’ thing. if you don’t listen to them you won’t be able to die

All my life I was promised bimbo secretary bots that couldn’t say no…and now that I have them, they’re like this foul contraption… my mind feels under the weight of this horror…this inanity…

i always complain about antidepressants doing nothing but these ones have removed the need, or ability, to sleep. i’m sure there will be no undesirable consequences for this

i had no idea a$ap rocky and schoolboy q invented the joi

nine inch noize was fantastic, but what the world — by which i of course mean charlotte brontësaurus — is really crying out for are more skrillex x boys noize collabs

there’s too much music. stop making more until i’ve caught up

probably not good if i’m listening to an album, think “hey, this track sounds much better than the rest,” and see that it’s a remix tacked on the end

guess who forgot it was bandcamp friday 💀

psychologist didn’t compliment my hair this appointment. this could be because i’d just gotten a new haircut last time and i hadn’t this time, but i assume it probably means i’ve become a hideous crone

coding seems like a fairly common thing for people to be self-taught in but it also seems more hellish than most things to teach yourself. idk maybe the problem is just that i really hate that shit

what are some good entry-level crimes with no experience required. job market is tough

no one wants to work a real job anymore. what happened to making an honest living as an occultist or soothsayer

i suspect being able to take a break for a few months or even a year without constantly freaking the fuck out may be one of the only things that would allow me to get better. however we have built a society with the purpose of making sure you can never ever do that

why has no one made a video game with compelling writing and art that also caters to my particular niche fetishes. seems like a no-brainer to me

i no longer need to jack off, as i have developed an ai agent that can jack off for me and enjoy it more than i would. to facilitate its pleasure i have another ai agent that will generate and display an endless stream of pornography for the first one

rina ginehart. ginena rihart. rinena gihart

the only shakespeare play i was ever bored by was romeo and juliet. why is that the one we typically use to introduce him to schoolchildren

system cock synchronised

sometimes i get self-conscious about my online handles not being the most creative but then i remember there’s a right-wing influencer who calls himself dark journalist

feels a bit too on the nose to be spruiking tax cuts for WORKING australians while simultaneously slashing support for disabled people because it’s just too expensive

very funny day to have someone suggest i try to get support through the ndis. like no the minister just said fuck off we’re full lol

it’s happening. yung deckk will fix me

it’s so fucking oversaurus

molyparket. salkhi.