coding seems like a fairly common thing for people to be self-taught in but it also seems more hellish than most things to teach yourself. idk maybe the problem is just that i really hate that shit

what are some good entry-level crimes with no experience required. job market is tough

no one wants to work a real job anymore. what happened to making an honest living as an occultist or soothsayer

i suspect being able to take a break for a few months or even a year without constantly freaking the fuck out may be one of the only things that would allow me to get better. however we have built a society with the purpose of making sure you can never ever do that

why has no one made a video game with compelling writing and art that also caters to my particular niche fetishes. seems like a no-brainer to me

i no longer need to jack off, as i have developed an ai agent that can jack off for me and enjoy it more than i would. to facilitate its pleasure i have another ai agent that will generate and display an endless stream of pornography for the first one

rina ginehart. ginena rihart. rinena gihart

the only shakespeare play i was ever bored by was romeo and juliet. why is that the one we typically use to introduce him to schoolchildren

system cock synchronised

sometimes i get self-conscious about my online handles not being the most creative but then i remember there’s a right-wing influencer who calls himself dark journalist

feels a bit too on the nose to be spruiking tax cuts for WORKING australians while simultaneously slashing support for disabled people because it’s just too expensive

very funny day to have someone suggest i try to get support through the ndis. like no the minister just said fuck off we’re full lol

it’s happening. yung deckk will fix me

it’s so fucking oversaurus

molyparket. salkhi.

i’m getting the surgery where they take out the bad person and put in a good person instead

i am amassing negative karma so i can be reincarnated as a cute bugy 🪲

even if i found something i wanted to do with my life without a master’s or phd (fat chance lol), idk how i’d ever get over the inferiority i feel compared to people who have them. it’s not that they’re better than me because they have one; it’s that they didn’t fail to get one

most of my problems are likely caused by not enough people performing occult rituals where they make a blood offering to me

if you told me in my first year of transitioning that i should go with shoulder-length hair or shorter i would have left your body riddled with bullets but you would have been right

wanted to make a post about how there’s no Indeed and no Seek in the Book of Job but they’re both in there. fuck my life

having job sucks and having no job sucks. there should be an option to exist in a superposition of the two

“I don’t have a favorite dinosaur” wow, I bet you have a favorite stock broker or something

what’s a good source of self worth. i kept hearing it was bad to base it on academic performance, so i’ve decided it’s determined by whether i’m physically attractive or not

i’ve decided it’s actually good to base my politics on my petty personal grievances, so i will be cheering for the destruction of higher education

the charlotte brontësaurus century of humiliation continues

sometimes talking to healthcare professionals about mental health makes you think “maybe i’m the not the only one in this room who should be considering suicide”

i wish psychiatrists really did destroy your soul so it might actually be worth seeing one

dropping out and spending the next day listening to a ten hour cloud rap album would be unbelievably satisfying

cheese. cheeselotte brontësaurus 🧀

no i’m not mentally ill i just keep destroying my life over and over again because it’s fun. like smashing someone else’s lego but it’s your own lego

girl stop quitting your antidepressants because they make you suicidal! you end up suicidal without them anyway!!

destroying my brain with short-form content (16-minute dubstep EPs)

imagine dragons radioactive is making such a big deal about nothing. who doesn’t love waking up to ash and dust and breathing in the chemicals

modular synths look like such fun little tuoys. are they as fun to play with as they look

might have to go back on the prescribed estradiol at this rate lol. vial’s running out and idk where to get another one

this is a really neat little electronic album that i am posting here to remind myself to get it when bandcamp friday comes around again and also because more people should listen to it

call me a zero attention span goldfish ipad baby but i like when albums are 25-35 minutes long

if you ever find yourself up against me in a ‘not learning from past mistakes’ competition you better watch out

scientists are conducting experiments on charlotte brontësaurus to test for signs of sentience

idk why i bother with talk therapy and medication when i know it can’t transform me into an entirely different person. like even if it worked, i still can’t imagine a ‘better’ me wanting to do anything. that would require turning me into someone else

sorry i put your boyfriend in the waffle iron. yeah. i put him in the waffle iron and he was a little bit too big so he kinda squeezed out the sides and made a squelch sound. yeah. but it's ok because i cooked him to perfection and he's a beautiful golden brown now. im pouring syrup over him. yummy

me explaining to my therapist what happened after i once again attempted to go back to university and get my life in order

me explaining to my therapist what happened after i once again attempted to go back to university and get my life in order

work-harding australians are being bowsed at the slugger

the australian government cannot conceive of a person who does not have a driver’s licence

i thought perhaps putting my suicidal thoughts in a journal would stop me from burdening other people with them, but still maybe half of my interactions with friends are me having outbursts about how hopeless everything is. i’m ashamed of how little self-control i have

a day where i have the time to listen to one of the 8-12 hour albums i have lined up uninterrupted would fix me

babymorocco is releasing some seriously impressive music for his age. i can’t wait to hear what he does when he becomes childmorocco or even adultmorocco

it enrages me whenever someone suggests productivity hacks like a calendar or a to-do list to me. i am acutely aware of all the things i have to do and when i should do them. i can never stop thinking about them. at no point does that ever lead to actually doing them