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merzbow only tours so that he can afford his midjourney subscription

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most people don’t know this but the saying is actually “if you’re trans AND your name is not charlotte brontësaurus you have to live.” it seems like a pretty strange carveout but someone must have thought it was important

BREAKING: Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard Among Those Killed in Jestergooning Incident

is there a particularly definitive piece about the salvation army’s discriminatory practices? trying to persuade some older family members to stop giving them money

every month uber emails me to say my account will be deleted in 30 days due to inactivity. please just do it and stop emailing me

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coach. im gay. mom. im tran gender

surgeries i would invent as president: - elf ears - fluffy dog tail - wheels instead of feet - sick neon underglow for your new wheels - shotgun fingertips - spy kids microwave instead of ribcage - Dolby Atmos Surround Sound System - super cute razor sharp shark teeth >< - limbs 2 vote for me! <3

heartwarming: trans woman no longer thinks “i should die because i look like a man,” instead thinks “i should die because i’m ugly”

what is wrong with me. why don’t i do anything

Sissy hypno for becoming an alligator

i don’t know how people consistently manage skincare and hair routines and whatever else. dragging myself out of bed for the bare minimum of bathing myself and shaving usually feels like a big effort

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do i know anyone who cycles their progesterone

being hot would not fix me. i would still hate myself. but at least i would have to come up with a new and more interesting reason for it

i wonder if my skin would look better if i stopped raking my fingernails across my face every 30 seconds

there are not enough dinosuars on bluesky. where are all the dinosuars

i haven’t really had any interest in or desire to do anything for years and i feel like this has to make me a lesser human being than all the people who seem to have an intrinsic desire to do things

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i need to go in the torso shortening machine. like the death star trash compactor but vertical

i know being resentful about it makes me a bad person but all of my friends have been doing really well over the last few years while i have been failing constantly and i feel like i am just a lesser species of person

so they’re trying to avoid the fate of adelaide writers’ week by doing exactly the same thing?

disgusting

me when i go outside without shaving or brushing my hair

oh yeah it's the dingo's fault

i should be given a job as an editor where i can eat useless journalists jagrafess style

if doctor who loses its cultural relevance will people think i must be really into the police because i have tardis merchandise

i was far more judicious with my time when i was six years old, playing and making up stories with all my favourite toys. now what? i go on the computer all day and be miserable? waste of time!

i don’t like to post anything personal in too much detail somewhere i can’t make my account private, but the cat who’s been by my side for sixteen years, much longer than any human friends, is dead, and i’m not dealing with it very well

this is why physical media are so important. you can’t do this with flac files from soulseek

my blood test form says “adult female” but it doesn’t say “human” so idk if i count as a woman or not

rest in peace hypno master scott adams 🙏

going to a gp clinic with lots of gay/trans patients means the doctors will probably be less evil, but it also means there will probably be someone better dressed than me in the waiting room, so it’s impossible to say if it’s good or not

seems like the board would rather perform a controlled demolition of the festival they are responsible for than do anything to redress their mistake

as a lizard girl i only stand on my hind legs when feeling curious about my surroundings or threatened

always nice when a doctor assesses you as well groomed. very rare for groomers to get credited for their accomplishments these days

how many days a year should you be going to sleep before midnight? four? maybe five?

This debacle is getting worse, not better. The ABC has just confirmed that the Chair of the board, Tracy Whiting, has also stepped down, meaning half the board is now gone and there isn’t enough remaining to form a quorum. What a total disgrace.

it’s so fucking over for me i forgot to get the new two shell release before they removed it from bandcamp

idk how to deal with the fear that i permanently stunted breast growth by starting progesterone too early and that it’s too late to do anything about it

do you think medusa ever said "this goes hard" or was she too afraid of being epic

who decided calling the questionnaire about erectile dysfunction the “SHIM questionnaire” was a good idea lmao

the mental healthcare plan system annoys me so much. . literally just a pointless extra step where i have to give a gp $100 so they can email a document saying i get $96 off 10 appointments at whatever specialist is actually helping me

i’m on the hunt for an elusive cryptid (gp who bulk bills in 2026)

carl jungshit

what is the point of you

it’s so over for 2026. 2027 will be charlotte brontësaurus’ year

do they make films where it’s easy to understand what the people are saying or are you only supposed to hear 75% of the dialogue