E também porque eu tenho quase certeza que, atualmente, o Michel Temer tá morando em São Paulo.

Aspas FORTÍSSIMAS #bbb26

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

i like how this hyperlink goes directly to "list of memorials to martin luther king jr."

happy "netflix and chill" day to all who celebrate

I have really really bad news for you about Shakespeare, Samantha

ser alguém na vida pra deus não me escolher

primeiro que quem usa mais de uma rede social de microblog por vez é maluco, falta uma clt aí falta um pjotinha um filho pra criar, sei la

Tag yourself. Eu sou "Jó tava falido".

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Adobe: ah, pronto.

Take that, bluesky! My low-effort engagement farming is popular with pedophiles

Wild how Gary Larson's most infamous misfire of a cartoon has been so thoroughly vindicated by subsequent developments - first by the evolution of internet humor to the point where there was an audience ready to appreciate the joke, and then by advances in bovine behavioral science.

It finally happened @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

What don’t they want us to know

"Isn't it obvious?" he said, accompanied by a chart that only added further fuel to the debate.

Por mim aprovava a lei duas vezes pra fazer desaparecer as duas metades.

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!

GOOGLE’S AI RESULTS ARE AS STELLAR AS ALWAYS

A big part of the current right wing belief system is that everyone is actually just as bigoted as they are, and are only pretending not to be as a public performance ("virtue signalling"). They genuinely thought once they started doing open racism, everyone would join in

To those saying “nuh-uh, ICE picked Minneapolis because they WANTED the city to rise up as one against them” - no, pretty sure they expected a scattering of blue-haired protesters they could easily crush for content + tacit support from other whites, not the organized total resistance they got.

Isso aqui é ouro

Nessa hora a gente lembra que gera engajamento pra dona Globo ter racismo e assédio sexual todo ano

And as things continue to highly stressful, the army is called in to try to provide some stability and order. It remains to be seen how this turns out. - My review of Pathologic 3 Day IX

A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“

Claramente cinco. Dá pra ignorar os dois na base de não saber falar nem alemão nem sei lá que variação do Florentino o outro maluco falava.

Imagine having a phone as thick as the one you had 15 years ago, but like almost *all* the increased thickness is battery. Like a full week between charges, battery for literal days. Imagine going "no, fuck battery for days, I need it so thin it can bend and break in my pocket"

Adam's out there hanging out with Cammy from Street Fighter and dating Reacher from the TV show Reacher. What can't he do?

Just remembered I can draw whatever I want

Listen, I’m much more of a “we should be allowed to say Christmas again, Santa Claus was white man” Christian, now you’re asking me to be a “take up your cross and follow me, sell your possessions and give to the poor” type Christian? uh tall order bud, try next door

Whoa whoa whoa buddy who is this Jesus Christ you’re expecting me to emulate and what exactly did you say happened to him.

o quarto branco daqui a 12h

If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.

O cara inventou o esquema de pirâmide geopolítico

move over hemingway

Tô jogando the sims. Uma das personagens começou a namorar um cara desempregado e sugeriu que ele buscasse pela "carreira dos sonhos". Depois de uns dias ele ligou e disse que arrumou um emprego. Virou criminoso

a major issue with video games is that they produce a bunch of people who consider themselves brain geniuses for solving problems that were designed to be solvable. as a remedy, we should be making more games that are actively and irreconcilably hostile to the player. thank you

American commentators and right wing politicians are expressing shock that countries they have repeatedly threatened with invasion, disrespected on the international stage, and economically bullied are forging new alliances. Sorry guys, but it’s FAFO time.

Tudo eu nesta caraia... 😂