Got a higher score at 12:30 AM on the easy track Friday 🙂‍↕️

Hit my personal best at MiB Alien Attack after 1:00 AM on the hard track last night 🫡

BREAKING NEWS: The Epic Universe docuseries is postponed again. "Epic Ride: The Story of Universal Theme Parks" will now release Nov. 17 on Peacock. It was originally slated for July 24, then Sept. 29. Our review: buff.ly/OuA0Au4

🌈 Pride never ends 🌈 For pride month this year I did a little #Shera series for patreon, which was super fun! I tried to include or reference a couple flags in each - can you spot them all?

🩸SCARLET MORNING is out in ONE WEEK 🩸

This sign points to the Croissant Moon Bakery 🤔

If you’re still active on Bluesky, check out our new podcast episode 🙂‍↕️ youtu.be/3QFYz0adTZQ?...

I think there are only two theme park hills I will die on: 1. Disney Quest was everything, and it should still be standing in Disney Springs West Side. 2. Theme parks should have bookshops. Facades are not enough.

at the library rn. you guys heard about these?!?!

ALL DAY ERRYDAY

did someone say da joker

If anyone’s still here (and I assume not many 😂), you may notice I swapped out my name on here! I’m going by Willa (they/them) now among friends and strangers! My Twitter/Instagram still have my birth name since I’m not out to family (yet!)

Human artists! Use one piece to convince people to follow you!

My final PizzeRizzo. 😭

*If* the new Rip Ride Rockit replacement speculation is true—being Ghostbusters-themed—then we've got a winner on our hands. Ghostbusters brings an energy that park needs. Selfishly, I'm excited it may bust the (extremely loose) speculation of MIB being rethemed to Ghostbusters.

🏳️‍🌈PSA: • "Asexuality" is a sexual orientation label describing a spectrum of little to no sexual attraction • "Eeeyyy, sexuality!" is a himbo imitating the Fonz while talking about sexual orientation • "Aye, sexuality," is a pirate giving their kids 'the talk' learn and know the difference

Me and my flags 🫡

"The Stop Hate Fundraiser is pleased to present the Horror Make-Up Show! And now please give a round of applause for your very special print!" Celebrating 35 years of this classic show, I present a classic monster movie poster; going on sale at 10am this Sunday for Stop Hate!!

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dem senators in safely blue states: “well, the trans question is …uh” 🥴 “that is to say” 👉👈 ”this is a matter for the experts, you see…” 🫥 dem senators in nebraska: “you can pry trans rights from my dead hands”

I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.

He also did the original score for Skull Island: Reign of Kong and arranged the music for many of your recent theme park favorites! Love Bill Ross!

my god, this is amazing. apparently from a NY Times interview with Neill and Goldblum. Resharing with alt text so everyone can enjoy

I misgendered myself during audience participation at Fringe tonight, which is ironic and silly because A) it's Orlando Fringe, for crying out loud B) I was wearing a they/them pin C) the performer was non-binary themself So. Not gonna do that again! 😂

Just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any worse.

- Tell me you rely on an air fryer without telling me you rely on an air fryer. - I burnt pasta and followed the directions wrong! Learning opportunity!

I’m going to Mythos tomorrow, I will them these breaks

Betrayed by both my recent and inexplicable desires for hot dogs and Wetzel’s Pretzels 🪦 (they were out of cheese dogs and I quickly found their wetzel dogs are overpriced and bland - if they have a high sodium count, I need the seasoning to show itself)

I really appreciated Small Things Like These when I saw it in the theater. It is now on Hulu (and Disney+ by extension). Anticipate a slow-burn, but you should watch it and give it a chance: an emotional Irish period piece about bad religion and human goodness.

I really don't care for the third act of How to Train Your Dragon 2.

oh, and Son Lox Oscar campaign ...walk with me

Recently I found myself on Antipope Instagram, where there are endless reels of the current Antipope of the Palmarian Catholic Church. This is, of course, extremely my jam, and I started reading up on them hoping to find some wild theology, but instead I found something WAY better...

I think I’ve been describing myself as trans/non-binary instead of just non-binary for the past couple of months. It’s a minor distinction in many senses but an interesting subconscious distinction nevertheless

‘TWINLESS’ releases on September 5 in theaters • Starring Dylan O’Brien & James Sweeney • Follows 2 friends who meet in a twin bereavement support group where they form an unlikely bond.

Best part of Tampa

Happy #InternationalCrowandRavenAppreciationDay! Dinosaurs are always allies in the fight against folks who wanna be jerkfaces.

The monsters have their own feelings on Victoria, unfortunately for her. #darkuniverse #EpicUniverse #fanart

It’s da bride!

Doing decently weaning off of Twitter besides messages, if only because it takes forever for Twitter messages to load outside of the app 😂

Here's a small thread of various construction photos from Men in Black: Alien Attack. Check the ALT text for some context. 1/4

The break room worms from Men in Black: Alien Attack as seen before the ride opened versus today. It's interesting to see the hidden speaker and how the clutter on the counter has changed.

I will be living here in this stairwell once I’m an Epic passholder! (Especially if I go without loose articles 😈)

Ygor finds an interdimensional portal, and makes a friend. #EpicUniverse #darkuniverse #ygor #minions #fanart

Universal is funny sometimes because they have the most cynical theme park ride and the most earnest Theme Park operating in the same resort in the same calendar year

Directional columns in Celestial Park include names, but these names are not the Universal Orlando app's map. Names like "Arcadia Gardens" are seen no where else but a directional column. For example, UOR app and website search currently have no listing for Arcadia Gardens.

I was fully ready to remove Kumba from my Top 10 Attractions line-up because it has my “comfort coaster” slot, and it can’t be my comfort coaster if it’s gone forever. Since Busch Gardens posted about its return, “Happy Together” by The Turtles is on loop in my head. I love that ride!

"Every time they try to destroy us, we learn how to live forever."

I was a Cat Peach main in Mario Kart 8, but Epic Universe power-up bands have made me go all-in on Daisy.