Day Four of the Trump Administration: Say you'll consider release of the Kennedy Assassination files to distract from everything else you're doing (including your loss in court on promised revocation of birthright citizenship). Ignore the bright shiny objects y'all and focus on what matters.

Too cold, or not enough attendees 🤔 #donaldtrump #inauguration

#wethepeople #strongertogether #resist #bluecrew

Hmmmm... take a look at Obama's 2009 Inauguration. It was 28 degrees.

یہ سین کس کس کو یاد ہے۔ 😂 اور کس کس کا پسندیدہ سین ہے۔ اور گانا تو آخری ہے پسند آئے ری پوسٹ کریں۔

مشاہداللہ خان کی تقریر کا ایک ایک لفظ نے ثابت کیا انکا سیاسی تجربہ اور سیاسی بصیرت باکمال تھی۔ جو جو پیشن گوئی انھوں نے کی وہ ہم نے ہوتے ہوئے دیکھی ۔

فوجی عدالتوں کے فضائل ۔ ہمیشہ جو گڑھا انھوں نے کھودا تھا سارے اسی میں گر گئے۔

مرحوم شسما سراج صاحبہ نے وزیراعظم منموہن سنگ صاحب کو اردو کا شعر پڑھ کر شکوہ کیا۔ تو مرحوم منموہن سنگھ صاحب نے کیا جواب دیا۔ویڈیو ملاحظہ کیجئے۔

قاضی صاحب کے نام 2024 کا سال جس نے پاکستان میں عدالتی غنڈا گردی کو ختم کیا اور جو عدالتیں 141نمبر پر بیٹھ کر ہمیشہ اس ملک کو عدم استحکام کا سبب بنی۔ اور بیرونی ایجنڈے پر پلنے والی کالی بھیڑوں اور کالے بھونڈوں کا راستہ روکا۔

کسی مظلوم پر اتنا مت کریں اسکے پاس اللہ کے سوا کوئی اور نہ ہو جسکو اپنی فریاد سنا سکے۔ وقت کے فرعون عمران کو محسن بیگ کی آہ لگ گئی۔

😂 ویسے یہ بھی پورا مضاربہ اسکینڈل ہے۔حاجی عمران چوری خان صاحب کی ہاتھ کی صفائی 😂

It seems like every meal is a struggle between, "I want to look good naked," and, "Go ahead, treat yourself."

Orgasms may be Mother Nature’s way of tricking us into becoming parents but anyone who thinks you can’t fool Mother Nature has never masturbated.

When we were kids, one of my brothers bought Old Spice underarm deodorant and followed the instructions that said “open top and push up bottom.” He couldn’t walk for a week but it smelled nice when he farted.

They’re making some changes at the White House.

Donald Trump should be in prison. Donald Trump should be in prison. Donald Trump should be in prison. Donald Trump should be in prison. Donald Trump should be in prison. Donald Trump should be in prison. Donald Trump should be in prison. Donald Trump should be in prison. Share if you agree.

My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

If you work for Trump be prepared to: *Lie for him often & praise him always *Obey w/o question *Focus on Trump ONLY; ignore consequences for others *Perform immoral acts *Abandon integrity *Risk PRISON *Live in DISGRACE >>> All for a corrupt, selfish, criminal who will discard you on a whim.

Let me just drop this here…

tRUMP will commit so many crimes over the next year none of it will matter. They'll be worse crimes too, so these crimes will be lost and forgotten. It is beyond disgusting that the United States of America has no remedy for this criminal but to allow him back in office against the 14th Amendment.

@washingtonpost.com You have lost all of your journalistic integrity to serve an oligarch. Shame on you. I hope you go out of business.

Bravo, @anntelnaes.bsky.social. I guess the new slogan for the Washington Post ought to be: “Newspapers die in cowardice.” anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

Ann Telnaes deserves praise for sacrificing her job at the disgraced Washington Post in service of journalistic independence open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Trump talks about annexing sovereign nations, and the media and democrats are stuck in Chamberlain mode. They think that by not making him angry, he will behave. He must be openly and vigorously opposed every time he speaks. Until he quits or is broken to the people's will.

The United Idiots of America.

My Out of Office reply goes up today: "I am currently out of the office on holiday leave and can be reached by waiting until I return on January 2, 2025."

The consummate diplomat, President-elect Trump has been practicing how to say "I love you" in different languages ahead of his coronation next month: English - "I love you" Spanish - "Te amo" French - "Je t'aime" German - "Ich liebe dich" Alabama - "Nice tits, get in the truck"

Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has obviously never had two candy bars fall at once from a vending machine.

What didn’t kill me didn’t make me stronger. It gave me crippling anxiety, a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, some really nasty nightmares, the ability to drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, and made me into a cynic who cusses way more than necessary.

My friend's son's birthday is 9/11. That makes it so hard. Should you grieve? Celebrate? Get stinking wasted so you don't have the capacity to think about it? ;-)

I will post this everyday for the next 4 years as a reminder that Jan 6th was a day of insurrection.

Would do the same for a similar act of stupidity that happened on May 9th 2024 in Pakistan by a bunch of KKK like lunatics who also go by the abbreviation PTI, similarities inter se include, lying better than Pinocchio ever could, IQ for a salad bar & inability to walk & chew gum at the same time

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

RFK Jr supports ending vaccine requirements for attending public schools. Tulsi Gabbard has regularly defended murderous dictators like Bashar al-Assad. Pete Hegseth has promoted baseless theories about January 6th and joked that “women shouldn’t have the right to vote.” Welcome to the idiocracy!

This is a real tweet by the Democratic Party and I can’t help but wonder where this energy has been for the past 6 months

A string strolls into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “we don’t serve strings around here.” Deflated, the string finds some guys in the back alley and asks them to fray his ends and tie a knot. He goes back to the counter. “Aren’t you the same string?” “No sir, I’m a frayed knot.”

"Here is the bill you demanded that nullifies all safety regulations for EVs and rockets, Your Majesty. I'll be back with your iced tea."

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First off I hope they boot the weasel to the curb! Secondly all the republicans who love Trump and hate spending government/tax payers money on social programs and can’t wait to cut social security are the same ones waiting for their government handouts! Oh the hypocrisy. apple.news/AkHff5LKzQku...

The most freeing thing in life is when you stop caring about what other people think about you.