“I vant…to smoke…your veed.” - weed dracula

Potion of Awful Sex

mmw: jpegmafia will do the killer mike in 2028

dad of the year tbh who else in the game farming aura and hype moments like this

its a shame that british specimens aren't ensouled

a lot of things can happen in the gas station

if you die at the gas station you die in real life

not like this

that's just shapeslop. you're only seeing things because the colors are forming shapes you can perceive.

me and my gang #spooning

sometimes a thug needs to spend $10 at the gas station

i'mma keep it real with you mark carney nuke alberta

the accursed Simpsons jacker

update: watched Fallen Angels (1995)

something Chinese is about to happen

what is signalis even about

if we lose the stanley cup this year we'll release Drake

gas station hopefulness pills

they should invent a kind of male bipolar thats sexy

now sharing your location with 39 middle school age children

if you die in the mall you die in real life

the baleful reply guy has liked your post

white people be like "Mm yes this food is Busting"

if you're gay just use your powers

BREAKING NEWS: FBI Director Kash Patel WILL be attending Rolling Loud 2026 on official business

honest eds furniture store closing sale groyper

Oh you have "depression" and "anxiety"? Funny way of saying you're fundamentally weak of spirit

i keep saying "im too high for this" to conceal my natural stupidity and it is not going over well with the judge

days since thought about mortality: 0

run the jewels 6 will be about how all of this is good actually

caught #GetMoneyItis... careful yall we in a #Bandemic

la façon dont mon heart s'est effondré quand j'ai appris que les moules-frites étaient en fait originaires du belgique

Me to the In-N-Out Me when burger wrapper 🤝🏽 he’s uncut Scrapping the melted cheese off with my teeth

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porn addict charli xcx: should do a little goon should we have a little fap (jerkin' that)

accidentally opened logic pro and it started rapping about being biracial

inside me there are two wolves

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

my microbiome screams for obliteration

akon city

new cigarette brand: $0.38

its always "sybau" never "wybaut"

sorry i gotta go number 4

Wake up in the morning feeling like Homer Simpson

honey fetch me my posting jacket. i've just dreamt up another Banger

Crossing The Street Olympics

the long dark juug of the soul