Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

We love spending the night at the emergency vet the day after staying up all night filled with dread about the car that just broke down

Me, on my knees, sobbing, begging the universe to stop

Genuinely asking for recommendations on a good psychic 💀🧡

In an interesting turn of events it seems I’m now a White House official

Maybe it’s just me, but if you’re urgently hiring and offering 16/hr you’ve lost your god damn mind

A naked descent into authoritarianism is weirdly boring because what’s being debated is fundamentally uninteresting. Is the antifa legion burning down Portlan real or not? Well, let’s have someone look out the window over there. No? Okay. Facts are settled. It either matters or it doesn’t.

I’d be an alcoholic and a smoker if it wasn’t so damn expensive

No, no, it’s all good that you forgot that thing that I needed. That’s just my emotional support snake eating its own tail where I asked for a need to be fulfilled and then didn’t take initiative to remind you because I assumed you remembered and just didn’t want to do it anymore

cracking up at how republicans just fully stopped talking about charlie kirk lol. dropped him like woody. they can't even keep up the pretense of outrage long enough to pretend to care for a whole month. zero attention span, brains like a kennel of angry dogs with a window to a busy street

It’s just me and my works regular FedEx driver commiserating and wishing for death against the world

My tire light came on in the truck today 😂😂😂 I said I need a break and the universe said YOU NEED SOMETHING TO BREAK?!

I’m thinking really hard about how backwards my dad is and how much it fucked me up. He turned me into a villain before I even understood why. He called me selfish and manipulative so many times I internalized it into adulthood and have spent a decade trying to take up the space

I grew up not understanding villainous intentions and I still don’t. Money, power, impermanent things, I get it, but you can have all of those things without domination. What happens when these lunatics manage a world without POC? It’s not just no one working the fields or worse food.

I just need a break man

I always think it’s funny when countries won’t tax billionaires or whatever because they don’t want to lose their money and they’re afraid they’ll just move away and do business elsewhere, when the reality is normal labor paid fairly would fill that crater sized hole very quickly.

Michigan not getting fall at all this year is the ultimate thing that makes me want to tap out. I can decorate and watch Scream 600 times, but without crisp fall air drifting in through the window it’s for NOTHING

I’m really really struggling with bitterness right now. I want to turn it into productivity. I want to turn it into goodness in my life. I want to turn it into power and organizing. I seem to be unable to do that, and therapy isn’t helping. Book recs on shifting mindset or forgiving the universe????

Thinking fondly of that doctor who episode where Ten unseats Harriet Jones with a rumor that she looks tired

I have this problem that is unique to me where I struggle to make meaningful connections with other people

Honestly I’m shocked they finally figured out that they’re allowed to vote “no” on things.

Your comfort show allows you to live out your wildest dreams. For example, Parks & Rec lets me pretend that if you work really hard and care a lot, you too can change the world.

I’ve reached a level of constant stress I’m not sure my body can maintain but don’t worry I’m handling it with extreme constant anger which I’m sure is medically fine

Voting as Fire Extinguisher

I just keep seeing in my head some designer picking out cabinets for trump and the ones trump likes aren’t expensive enough to be a status symbol so he just raises the price and then of all cabinets

Yep! Which is highly relevant now because that reach was not incidental to fascism, it was a function of fascism. Fascism requires endless militarized violence to function, but endless militarized violence requires endless resources. Which of course do not exist. Fascists ALWAYS overreach.

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My therapist is going to get such a kick out of me in this stupid truck

Despite everything I still have fundamental faith in the American people turning this around and making things better. [reads any New York Times focus group] Fuck this. Fuck everything. Burn it all down. [drinks directly from tequila bottle]

Wish me luck driving my new monster truck that I didn’t/don’t want but have no other option but to use currently hahaha

I'm just trying to have a nice day despite knowing facts and information.

Found not a dream job per say but the first job that’s caught my interest since I started looking. Naturally it’s an hour away from me in an area I don’t think I’d love living in

Timeline cleanse: IT’S FAT BEAR WEEK explore.org/fat-bear-week

one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life

the thing about Republicans trying to manufacture consensus for mass crackdowns on leftists based on allegedly left-wing violence is that everyone in the entire world can see that they don't actually care about violence when it happens

I don’t believe anything anymore. I squint at everything like I’m Randall in Monsters Inc. I’m too dumb to tell if somethings AI and everyone’s got crazy conspiracy theories now, so I just read things and hope for the best

GET YOUR VOTES IN!!! #FatBearWeek2025 explore.org/fat-bear-week

Kinda ballsy of Hulu to announce a price increase in the middle of a boycott. Don’t let me tell you how to do you babe

I had a panic attack that fucked up my vision so badly today that me and my boss both thought he was gonna have to drive me to the hospital before I burst into tears and understood what we were dealing with

This country exists on top of bones on top of bones on top of bones

If you don't vote, you can't complain when the wrong bear gets in. (There are no wrong bears)

I literally opened the app to say this myself lmaooo but seriously babes we all wish it happened

Every day is a fresh new hell personally, professionally, and generally. Literally how do I keep going

It’s fat bear week! My favorite week of the year. Vote for your favorite fat bear!!! Make the horrors wait for you to look at some fat bears!!!! explore.org/fat-bear-week

When we get raptured are we going to Valhalla bc I’m confused

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Maybe there’s not enough status quo left to enforce a dictatorship. Like maybe COVID broke us all so badly that they’re going to keep trying to make us do things and we’re just gonna shrug and move on. That would be cool.