Maybe a country that has vision insurance should host the next WBC

That last pitch…

doctor: it’s a boy! mom: what should we name him dad (visibly drunk): MARKWAYNE

March the fourth be with you for those who celebrate.

@tbpnw.bsky.social in case you needed a bird pick me up today

Let’s just call it at the half. That’s enough soccering for the day please.

GOOOOOALLLL

Ew.

Is JMo done?

The hospital ship thing is so fucking stupid on so many dimensions that it alone should bring everything to a screeching halt but nope, clown president of hellworld so we just keep on truckin

“Everything is conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works” - My new favorite bumper sticker

So fascinating watching people confidently see, then walk by the “take a number” machine to speak with someone at the front desk… Just to watch them turn around to take a number to wait with the rest of us

LOL tomorrow is a regular ole working day. That’s really dumb.

I think we should have more sports parades in Seattle, imo. Celebration is fun.

How does this guy keep getting cooler?

Our lord and savior Mike McDonald

Hasselbeck leading the Seahawks Legends from Lumen to the parade route

They coming!

John’s drunk

If anyone is hungry at the parade I have half a Seattle dog fogging up my purse

They here!

WeRateDogs takes on the surveillance state

The takeway here fellow yinzers that if we -like our beloved cousins in Seattle- post harder anything is possible

Your turn, Mariners. 💙💛

Poor guy will have to delete his whole damn account

Need parade deets asap pls.

Patriots continue to be losers in this country.

OH MY GOD THAT WAS ALMOST AS GOOD

Pick six here would be nice.

The shock in Collinsworth’s voice when the Pats make unfavorable plays… embarrassing

A reminder to the haters it takes this many states to outnumber the American citizens in Puerto Rico (~3.5m v. ~3.2m)

Goddamn this Super Bowl is brought to you 100% by AI sludge. Holy shit.

It’s a Barner Burner!

The best player on the field is on the team that’s losing… okay then

Now let’s see the data around viewership of the halftime shows.

Bringing out Lady Gaga as your GUEST is one of the ultimate flexes

That half time show was amazing!!! Bad Bunny, Lady Gaga, and Ricky Martin!

Powerful halftime show. 10/10, no notes.

You’d have to be a joyless asshole dipshit not to enjoy every moment of that.

Duolingo did not prepare me for this.

Lmao we both were like “that’s not… Ricky Martin?”

Seattleites Reiterate That Chris Pratt from Lake Stevens: tinyurl.com/bdhyu6b4

Sack City!

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Love my middle/high school bud succeeding 🥲 (We weren’t buds but being schoolmates I’ll always love her)

So nice that they planned a football game around the Bad Bunny concert 😌