Holy shit

Regardless of what happens today, anyone tuning in across the country will get to appreciate how handsome this Mariners team is, and that's a win in my book

When you hit up the touch tunes with your spouse

My people

Harry Ford Homer?

The poor, sad whites at the White Game of Penn State. Hate to see it.

🎃

Forever funny

Good morning, Mariners fans.

I swear Cal looks like so many of my college friends that I’d take beer bongs with. He’s one of us!

Cal Raleigh homers twice, 7th to reach 60 in season reut.rs/42b612P

cal can swear as much as he wants on the air the fcc is too busy fighting with comedians

Lmao Cal is a fucking treasure

Hang the banner.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #Goms

I’m way too emotional about that. Holy hell. We are so lucky to have Cal Raleigh as a Mariner.

The pan up to his parents… oh my heart

Oh my god he did it. SIXTY

Are the Seattle Mariners the greatest baseball team of all time? Yes. Science tells us so.

assuming dan wilson told them they could get hammered last night if they hit dingers tonight

I don’t know about y’all but I am *pleased* with the start of this Mariners baseball game

Lol JK we also hit fucking bombs to first level seating

Sorry we only hit runs in the second and third deck of our stadium thank you

TRIPLE FUCKING DECK

FIFTY NINE

I got your October slogan right here October: Might as Well Win the Whole Fucking Thing

This is the best rapture I’ve experienced so far tbh

CAL SAID FUCKING #SAYFUCKING

Oooooooooh California didn’t get bleeped “We apologize for his excitement” LMAO

Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god

Josh Naylor, clear the bases. It’s bedlam at T-Mobile Park #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners

20 years 50 billion

SIGN HIM RIGHT NOW

Joshua-Douglas James Naylor YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

Kimmel is not holding back on Trump at all

This ump is a fucking embarrassment

Danny Wilson 😂

Thanks Yankees!

I just want a loop of that wanker saying acetaminophen. Holy balls that’s amazing

Holy shit 🫠

As always, Suck it, ‘Stros. #Goms

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the world’s on fire but my baseball team has a catcher with a huge butt and 58 home runs

JOHN PAUL CRAWFORD YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

Boo louder, Houston. Lmaooo

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You can actually pinpoint the second where the Astros heart rips in half

MUST SEE: The ending of this Mariners vs. Astros game is WILD 👀

Beating the Astros twice?