Added a suet feeder to the back deck and this is 100% of our Ring notifications

You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?

Look I need to sleep eventually tonight but

These come in threes right?

RIP Lindsey Graham

Appropriate fireworks in our neighborhood, imo

Rest in piss, fucker.

marked safe from var

Omg “hurting” Harry Kkkane AND a goal? Poetry

Not me flipping off Harry Kane at the brewery

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Reposting because it’s still true. RIP the me of Tuesday morning ☹️ I don’t want Seattle-based World Cup fun to end.

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100% this. We’ve been downtown for so many of these games and it’s been insanely joyful. Watching genuine joy and camaraderie between international strangers has filled my heart in ways I didn’t realize.

I know so many are Team Norway, but wouldn’t you rather see our Dear Leader present the trophy to a country with a city he’d previously deemed a hellhole? (Hint: Brussels) #TeamHellhole

Antifa cut a 350-foot slash in the turf.

American men haven't blown it this bad since the last election

Well at least we didn’t lose in an absolutely humiliating way

Mitch McConnell had more life than USMNT

Laughable showing there, USMNT. Go Belgium or whatever

Excuse me what the fuck was that

That was… some goalie choice

Lmao oasis?!

Heartbreak for Mexico.

Happy 4th or as my wife (left) would say, “happy 2026th birthday America!”

the Cape Verde run was maybe the best World Cup thing I've ever seen, hell one of the best soccer things I've ever seen. Hats off to our island kings and the round of 32 champs

I hope all of lil Lionel Messi gets his ass handed to him by Egypt

Fucking dumbest game of soccer I’ve ever seen

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Well congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Swift.

Cabo Verde's goalkeeper has rejected more shots than a single young woman at a Trump-heavy bar in D.C.

Cabo Verde is the story of this WC idc what an incredible showing

*smug rat face

Messi and his rat face

GOOOOOOOOOALLLL

I can’t believe they just tied it up

STOP IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING SONG

Goddammit my liver isn’t prepared for Monday

RETIRE BIH

Go USMNT in the most unpatriotic way, respectfully

Do people know this is the Bosnia manager's first soccer coaching job after a post-playing career of professional poker and constantly criticizing the national team on social media

Wow wow wow wow

I can’t stand Bosnia and Herzegovina. Have you ever noticed how it’s all like “Ooh look at me I’m Bosnia and Herzegovina. I’m 19722 square miles and my key exports are insulated wire and automotive parts! I have an average annual rainfall of 40 to 50 inches!” Sick of it honestly.

birthright citizenship is so sick

GOOOOALLLLLL

Fuck you

Bullshit win for Belgium but it’s easier to say fuck you to them vs. USMNT

THEY’RE UGLY