Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Edge of the seat stuff watching that. Unreal amount of pressure on Norris but got there in the end

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“‘Oo wants to hear Frank Zappa’s Titties & Beer?”

Done

Hell of a putt from McIlroy. Fitzy and Rory in the playoff. Brilliant stuff

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Gutted for Tommy but well deserved win for Rai that

Great birdie from Tommy there

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Useless Met office again. Very slight chance of light rain. Really!? It’s lashed down for the last hour while I’m trying to install a door. Twats!

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This afternoon’s walk on Pwllheli beach before locking up the caravan for the winter

Why stop at just him?

About to walk Marvin on Leasowe beach and some soft cunt lets off fireworks down the far end!! Thankfully before we’d taken his lead off. Had to walk him elsewhere now😡

Ahh, the old pottery head lintel support doing a grand job there!🥹

Yurssss!!!!!

Tommy gets it all square again

Superb Fitzpatrick

Get in Rory

What a shot from Fitzpatrick!

Had worse views with a pint

Well, we were having a nice walk round the headland from the Ty Coch till Marvin fell down the rocks and injured his paw. Had to carry him back to the pub. Thanks to the pro at Nefyn Golf Club for letting me use a buggy to get him back to the car

Today’s trip from Pwllheli to Barmouth on the train

Grim day to walk along Pwllheli beach

Massive bollocks on Saddier and Noren in this playoff

All ended up ok though

While you lot are thinking about how you’re going to have your peas for lunch and looking at men’s bottoms, some of us are busy destroying honest people’s homes

What a fantastic playoff and great win for Rory

Wow!!! McIlroy with that eagle putt

Led By Donkeys have got Fartrage's number.

Time for an update @profanity.accountant

Love this thread

Little overnight stay in Matlock to see the grandchildren. Nice round here innit!

Clearly the same agenda that gave us the fuck up of Brexit at work.

Good grief, just read they’re remaking Highlander! Great cast lined up, but they can’t reproduce the unique originality of the first film again, even the power of the score (sorry @harrymcnally.bsky.social)

Brilliant. So happy for Tommy

Come on Tommy. At least that’s dry on 15😬

Sake lads, which is it?

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Cantlay, shuffling round like a shitting dog there

Jack White. What a guy.

4 birdies in a row now for Tommy -16

Get in Tommy

Incredible shot from Scheffler

Get in Bob! Great birdie

Love to know what that heckler was saying to MacIntyre then.

FFS!! The Sonos app has to be the most frustrating piece of shit ever created.

Drove through Greasby earlier to see some prick had set up a tent promoting the gurning frog faced cunts party. Hopefully my driving past saluting him with the middle finger will make him question his life choice.