i love stalker 2. you can go from john wicking a room to panicking within 20 seconds

i have a feeling the eagles will let me down today. something feels off about this game. that said if we lose to a 2-11 team i will be on the local news tonight.

come listen to me yap

//Sight of a Martyr// Behold, O ye righteous, and tremble! New Heaven Is Online

live by the coin

man what a loss

i never really get sad about celebrities passing but lynch has he tearing up. truly an artist.

it begins

who up yearning

i might actually kill my self

as always go birds

a few days ago i proposed an indie sleaze bar. i am currently in one drinking cheap pbr. to all the haters that said it was impossible 🖕

I needed this today. You may too.

no one knows what it's like to live in these times except for me

buy a gun you deserve it

WE ARE BACK SKEET NATION

skeeters it has come to my attention that i have neglected this app

thinking is bad just don’t do it

bluesky has fallen

:(

i’m going to hire a hitman to take me out to dinner (and then with a gun)

skeeting atm

woah! 🤯 relatable brand posts?!😱on social media!!! 😩 epic 😎

A poster's soul never dies, it simply migrates like a demon from a dying host to a new one

i propose bringing back YTMND who’s with me

all of my posts should be read in the voice of bernie sanders

i told my mom i was having trouble finding a girl to date, and she told me "skill issue." she doesn't even know what that means

i got my code a few days before the twitter collapse. i was in the last chopper out of saigon.

･ *ﾟ 　 ･ ﾟ* ･｡ *･｡ *.｡ ｡･ °*. ﾟ｡ 𝒻𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓁 𝒶𝓉 𝒶 𝒸𝑜𝓅 ﾟ*. ｡｡ ･ ｡ ･ﾟ ｡°*. ｡*･｡

alright skeeters listen up. we don’t give bluesky to the blue checks. unless they pay us like a fuck ton of money.

When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here

🖕🖕

hello fellow skeeters

how to run a website like elon musk a thread:

well well well looks like that invite code is gonna get used now.

they gave me the syrup for an upper respiratory infection

i will avenge the billionaires on the titan

man idk what i’m doing

hahaha elon is a fucking dunce